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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Huh?

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The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
https://www.chicagotribune.com/opin...813-column.html

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night

The cowards changed the original headline

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Stutes posted:

The cowards changed the original headline



What in the blue gently caress is that?

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Stutes posted:

The cowards changed the original headline



Why are you quoting an op ed from 2015?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Because when hundreds of people die in white counties, nobody says it's an opportunity.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/capitolfax/status/1415695160222969857

Can't lie to Children anymore at least.

Adults tho, can definitely still lie to them.

quote:


• Senate Bill 2122, which prohibits the use of deceptive tactics by all law enforcement when interrogating a minor. Sponsored by Senator Peters and Representative Slaughter, the bill takes effect January 1, 2022.

• Senate Bill 64, which encourages the use of restorative justice practices by providing that participation in such practices and anything said or done during the practice is privileged and may not be used in any future proceeding unless the privilege is waived by the informed consent of the party or parties covered by the privilege. Sponsored by Senator Peters and Representative Ammons, the bill takes effect immediately.

• Senate Bill 2129, which allows the State’s Attorney of a county in which a defendant was sentenced to petition for resentencing of the offender if the original sentence no longer advances the interests of justice. Sponsored by Senator Peters and Representative Cassidy, the bill takes effect January 1, 2022.

• House Bill 3587, which creates the Resentencing Task Force Act to study ways to reduce Illinois’ prison population via resentencing motions. Sponsored by Senator Peters and Representative Slaughter, the bill takes effect immediately.

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
Peters is pretty good in the Senate.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


New for the day:

-Pritzker announced his re-election bid.

- Rodney Davis, US House rep who is about to have his district disappear, immediately went after Pritzker on Twitter. He is going to run against Pritzker as the non-insane R candidate. The only way he would not is if they did not destroy his district.

- R leader in US House announced who is going to be on the committee to investigate the 1/6 insurrection. Rodney Davis was announced as one of the five. (He is one of only two that were announced that actually voted to certify the election).

I am guessing that Davis will be pretty good on the committee, especially if he wants to run for Governor. If he stays to run in whatever becomes of his district, he is going to have to run to the right of whomever primaries him.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Is Kinzinger still looking at running? He's trying to be the non-crazy Republican too.

rachel ray romano
Jul 5, 2021

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

New for the day:

-Pritzker announced his re-election bid.

- Rodney Davis, US House rep who is about to have his district disappear, immediately went after Pritzker on Twitter. He is going to run against Pritzker as the non-insane R candidate. The only way he would not is if they did not destroy his district.

- R leader in US House announced who is going to be on the committee to investigate the 1/6 insurrection. Rodney Davis was announced as one of the five. (He is one of only two that were announced that actually voted to certify the election).

I am guessing that Davis will be pretty good on the committee, especially if he wants to run for Governor. If he stays to run in whatever becomes of his district, he is going to have to run to the right of whomever primaries him.

JB's old senior advisor announced she's leaving OMB to move back to Davis' district this morning, which'll probably be worth it after the maps are re-cut.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


The X-man cometh posted:

Is Kinzinger still looking at running? He's trying to be the non-crazy Republican too.

I am assuming that if Davis announces, Kinzinger will not. They will not want to split the “moderate” R vote in the primary that ends up with crazy winning and dropping Illinois Rs even more.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Kinzinger is pretty young still and I can't imagine why he'd want to run right now. Not a great time to be running as a Republican in a blue state.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

rachel ray romano posted:

JB's old senior advisor announced she's leaving OMB to move back to Davis' district this morning, which'll probably be worth it after the maps are re-cut.

Where'd you see that? Not that I doubt you just want to spread the word locally with a source.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Giannoulias/status/1419292568031014916?s=20

good scam on people who don't realize the SoS doesn't really have anything to do with elections

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Jesse White finally actually retiring eh? When I studied abroad in France we went and got cell phones for everyone by handing the employees a stack of licenses. Everyone’s phone was connected to their name on their license except for one person who for whatever reason they put down as Jesse White. She was naturally Jesse White for the rest of it.

Also

https://twitter.com/Suntimes/status/1419720912618889232?s=20

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Just saw my first JB for governor ad, so got that to look forward to for the next 16 months.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Local rep ignores the top paragraph to just point out that masks are optional. He does not even encourage people to wear masks.

Going by his logic, there is not mandate for pants in school so pants are now optional as well.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...ocid=uxbndlbing
Blagojevich is suing for the right to run for public office in Illinois again. He says he's representing himself but he was disbarred so I don't know how that is going to work. I don't understand how this guy can go anywhere without getting pelted with rotten vegetables.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Blago doesn't have a prayer against the Big Guy for gov, but he could give Lori a run for her money, I bet.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Blagojevich looks like poo poo with gray hair. His hair was really all he was.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Willa Rogers posted:

Blago doesn't have a prayer against the Big Guy for gov, but he could give Lori a run for her money, I bet.

He can run on that sweet, sweet Trump gravy train now so that wins him a lot of votes if he's running for something statewide.

I just want his stupid face to go the gently caress away. Move to Florida or some poo poo already.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I cannot wait for Blago to start a tour in Southern Illinois to grift money. I honestly cannot predict whether he will make a bunch of money or if he will get booed massively.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I cannot wait for Blago to start a tour in Southern Illinois to grift money. I honestly cannot predict whether he will make a bunch of money or if he will get booed massively.

Gacey is more popular in Southern Illinois that Blago.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Pritzker is going to announce today a school mask mandate for the coming school year and possibly an indoor mask mandate.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


:coronatoot:


Gotta imagine a ton of districts openly defy it though

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Pritzker is going to announce today a school mask mandate for the coming school year and possibly an indoor mask mandate.

The suburbs are acting like there's no virus so any mask mandate won't just be ignored by the south of the state. Private sector is so mad it can't micromanage the employees from home, and the mask mandate is a symbol of that dreaded government oversight.


The school mandate hopefully leads to real masking numbers but oh God I'm terrified for them, being young enough to remember how lovely high schools are

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Glad he’s doing this, so many school boards showing their whole rear end wrt mask mandates now they have a scapegoat they can aim the magats at.

Downstate still will ignore it unless he ties it to funding from the state or something.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Yeah, Darren Bailey is already telling all the schools to ignore the mandate because they cannot force kids to wear a mask just like they cannot force you to get a vaccine.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I am really interested in the backlash of prison guards being forced to get vaccinated.

Sailor Jerry
May 28, 2013
Pillbug

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I am really interested in the backlash of prison guards being forced to get vaccinated.

I have family who are working and have worked in Illinois corrections. There are apparently quiet grumblings about quitting, especially among the guards. Whether or not they actually decide to quit one of the few good union jobs left downstate is debatable.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Sailor Jerry posted:

I have family who are working and have worked in Illinois corrections. There are apparently quiet grumblings about quitting, especially among the guards. Whether or not they actually decide to quit one of the few good union jobs left downstate is debatable.

Yeah, as of right now, I am guessing that unless they are retirement age, they are not leaving. Same with all of the officers who said that they were going to quit after police reform bill was passed....which turned out to be only the ones old enough to retire who used the bill as the reason for their retirement.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Forcing people to register in-person to do online sports betting is such a dumb and corrupt move that only Illinois could think of it.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Niwrad posted:

Forcing people to register in-person to do online sports betting is such a dumb and corrupt move that only Illinois could think of it.

It’s especially funnier considering the two market leaders in sports betting had their in-person registrations, for quite some time, well outside of Chicago

(FanDuel partnered with Par-A-Dice in Peoria while DraftKings bought a stake in the Casino Queen in ESTL)

One Nut Wonder
Mar 17, 2009
Is it just me, or does it feel weird NOT to have a former governor in federal prison? It feels like the Illinois way.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Troy Queef posted:

It’s especially funnier considering the two market leaders in sports betting had their in-person registrations, for quite some time, well outside of Chicago

(FanDuel partnered with Par-A-Dice in Peoria while DraftKings bought a stake in the Casino Queen in ESTL)

So many dumb laws got exposed when the pandemic hit and the states decided that they weren't important to public safety or whatever.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Niwrad posted:

Forcing people to register in-person to do online sports betting is such a dumb and corrupt move that only Illinois could think of it.

I dunno. I am kind of ok with people needing to go through a hoop to do online betting. When I was in college I worked at a casino and I saw first hand how gambling and addiction could destroy people. Forcing people to at least have to go somewhere once before being able to lose all their money online is at least somewhat a barrier of entry.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Djarum posted:

I dunno. I am kind of ok with people needing to go through a hoop to do online betting. When I was in college I worked at a casino and I saw first hand how gambling and addiction could destroy people. Forcing people to at least have to go somewhere once before being able to lose all their money online is at least somewhat a barrier of entry.

But you're forcing them to go to a casino where there are a whole bunch of other highly addictive games with worse odds. How does that make things safer? Just seems like an unnecessary obstacle for people who don't have access to their own car.

Like I can see it for high balance accounts, but for the person who wants to put a few hundred bucks into an account to bet against the Bears, it sucks.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Niwrad posted:

But you're forcing them to go to a casino where there are a whole bunch of other highly addictive games with worse odds. How does that make things safer? Just seems like an unnecessary obstacle for people who don't have access to their own car.

Like I can see it for high balance accounts, but for the person who wants to put a few hundred bucks into an account to bet against the Bears, it sucks.

Well the big reason is that casinos have a lot of rules and regulations in place and in most states have to inform the customer of risks involved and whatnot. Also in most states players can be banned from playing either personally, by the casino or in some cases family/guardians. Of course you have the fear of minors and whatnot playing as well which eliminates that completely as you have State Gaming officials on site to make sure that people registering are legal, etc. I imagine it saves both the State and the companies money as well doing it that way.

And I think it is also protecting people from it a little. Like if you don't have a car and can't get out to one of the places to get registered once you probably shouldn't be wasting money gambling in the first place.

I am not a huge fan of gambling in the first place and having a barrier of entry can stop some of the most vulnerable from being taken advantage of I am all for it. If they want to bet against the Bears that bad I am sure there are office pools and whatnot that they can be 5-10 bucks on and not risk losing their necks.

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Nash
Aug 1, 2003

Sign my 'Bring Goldberg Back' Petition
Sounds like a school up in Elmhurst already got dinged by ISBE for refusing to mask up for the year. Get hosed idiots.

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