Johnny Walker posted:
i havent read this strip yet, the first panel is loving giving me vertigo somehow
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Johnny Walker posted:
Peter, you followed her here by web-slinging.
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Jul 19, 2021 14:25
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maltesh posted:Peter, you followed her here by web-slinging. In the weeks that he's been sitting by the window listening to this incredibly long and repetitive conversation, the nearby buildings were demolished
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Jul 19, 2021 14:46
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maltesh posted:Peter, you followed her here by web-slinging. I mean, haven't you heard of landscaping? In NYC it just happens in the blink of an eye.
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Jul 19, 2021 14:47
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Johnny Walker posted:
So everyone, it actually was established that Taggart's office is in a wasteland.
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Jul 19, 2021 16:05
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usually a condemned building is a building and not a vacant lot. but i guess he did say condemned, as in past tense?
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Jul 19, 2021 16:07
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maltesh posted:Peter, you followed her here by web-slinging. i'm dyi8ng inga iagnooono no come on noooooooooo
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Jul 19, 2021 17:54
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e: bunnyofdoom posted:So everyone, it actually was established that Taggart's office is in a wasteland. it's still kinda bullshit that he can't jump back to that light post and flee, but, gently caress. this strip outsmarted me
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Jul 19, 2021 17:58
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MorningMoon posted:e: Or just climb to the roof. Fuckers can't shoot you. Or just drop down and web the fucker with rhe gun. Like you know, spidey does all the time?
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Jul 19, 2021 19:45
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Johnny Walker posted:
Wait a minute, why is Spider-Man fighting Groucho Marx?
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Jul 19, 2021 20:25
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How the gently caress does Newspaper Spider-Man keep astonishing me with his glorious stupidity?  Also in regards to the The Lizard arc, I just wanted to remind people of this masterpiece that was born out of it: Daeren posted:
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Jul 20, 2021 11:11
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MorningMoon posted:i havent read this strip yet, the first panel is loving giving me vertigo somehow The FIRST panel gives you vertigo?! What about the goon holding the gun?!
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Jul 20, 2021 11:34
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 Dammit Raskin stop loving around!
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Jul 20, 2021 13:36
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The one thing NSM has going for him is being lucky that his opponents are always somehow dumber than him. A circus of dum-dums.
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Jul 20, 2021 13:53
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Haw! What's the super agile superhero who can walk up buildings gonna do? Frankly, I'm surprised no other criminal ever thought of shooting a gun at him before!
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Jul 20, 2021 15:31
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Spidey trying to be stealthy while strolling down a lamppost in broad daylight is sending off powerful MST3K vibes. "Hey, hi, Spider-Man." "Go about your business." [honk honk] "Hey, Spider-Man!" Also, what the hell is casting that shadow in the first panel? "His is the only building on the block apart from the Roman aqueduct that the city didn't condemn!"
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Jul 20, 2021 15:54
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davidspackage posted:Haw! What's the super agile superhero who can walk up buildings gonna do? Frankly, I'm surprised no other criminal ever thought of shooting a gun at him before! Peter could: 1) zigzag his way up to the roof where he'd be safe 2) even easier, run to the side of the building facing away from shotgun man 3) duck into a window real quick where he'd also be safe my favorite is 4) jump from the building while aiming himself at shotgun man, hoping his buckshot-riddled corpse will land on top of him
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Johnny Walker posted:
And two nearby buildings; One in panel 4 and a different one in Panel 7. Guess Raskin had them demolished shortly after he arrived.
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Jul 20, 2021 17:18
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Johnny Walker posted:
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Jul 20, 2021 18:54
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Saoshyant posted:The one thing NSM has going for him is being lucky that his opponents are always somehow dumber than him. A circus of dum-dums.
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Jul 20, 2021 20:16
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 Rocket: Pete... that was it. "can't breathe!" were his last words. It's over.
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Jul 21, 2021 02:43
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 "Do you want any more obvious observations from me, boss?"
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Jul 21, 2021 17:54
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So he's just now loading his gun.
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Jul 21, 2021 17:58
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No place to hide in this tall office building full of rooms and windows. Raskin is a confident man.
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Jul 21, 2021 18:10
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It's kinda silly, but I guess Peter's plan is solid enough. Raskin only has 2 goons, not enough to watch the perimeter. He can just run to one of the other walls and escape from there even without buildings to web to. I'm ready for the solution to be something much dumber. I love this energy so fuckign much
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Jul 21, 2021 20:06
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MorningMoon posted:
"Still, at least you've got the moral high ground, right?"
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Jul 21, 2021 23:25
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Peter Parker is nothing if not a true No Matter Who democrat
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Jul 22, 2021 00:09
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MorningMoon posted:It's kinda silly, but I guess Peter's plan is solid enough. Raskin only has 2 goons, not enough to watch the perimeter. He can just run to one of the other walls and escape from there even without buildings to web to. I'm ready for the solution to be something much dumber. Hell, Spidey had super strength and webbing. He could just ambush and web up Raskin and his goons.
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Jul 22, 2021 00:23
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All Peter has to do is hang on the wall/ceiling above the door and as soon as it opens, web up Raskin and his goons immediately before they even know what's happening. Obviously he won't do that and instead will be standing in the middle of the room saying "Oh no, I have to find a place to hide in here before they open that door!" e: poo poo Raskin and his goons are even in the building right now, he could just jump back out the window now that nobody's out anymore.
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Jul 22, 2021 01:17
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We now resume your irregularly scheduled other NSM storylines: 
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Jul 22, 2021 06:17
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Oh my God I had forgotten all about that final panel 
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Jul 22, 2021 09:04
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Did Spidey forget to top up his web fluid again? Or did he do it and then forget that he did?
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Jul 22, 2021 09:53
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He can handle a the lizard  Time for Peter to fail an intelligence check
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Jul 22, 2021 16:23
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Jerusalem posted:Oh my God I had forgotten all about that final panel  Taggart smokes cigars like it's going out of style.
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Jul 22, 2021 16:37
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Raskin.... Raskin bought all his men inside with him. Spider-Man can just hop out of one of the many, many windows and leave. We already know he's very good at just loving off and going home!
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Jul 23, 2021 08:56
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Johnny Walker posted:
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Jul 23, 2021 10:21
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Help me light this piece of poop I found.
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Jul 23, 2021 15:35
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over the years i've realized that the jay pinkerton nsm edits aren't nearly as funny as the original comic. this remains true even if you dismiss the ones that aged like fine milk.
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Jul 23, 2021 16:28
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 "Now if it were Betty Brant it'd make sense." "What was that, Joe?" "Nothing."
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"When I get to the top there'll be no place to hide, for me, a guy who can climb walls and swing from tall buildings."
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