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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Phlegmish posted:

I can see the general point, but Planet of the Apes was written by a Frenchman.

France is just a shittier off brand version of America.

Same exceptionalism.
Same inability to speak any other language.
Same colonialist World Police foreign policy.
Same jingoism.

France is just America minus any of the cultural innovations that make America cool and good.

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Elranthan
Jul 10, 2005

Wut?
so 100% the same then...

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Pretty sure there are tons of French people who speak good English

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Gort posted:

Pretty sure there are tons of French people who speak good English

Quebecois aren’t people

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


they certainly aren’t french that’s for sure

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Thaddius the Large posted:

Quebecois aren’t people

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gort posted:

Pretty sure there are tons of American people who speak good Spanish

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Humphreys posted:

The French were actually quite advanced in their space exploration, ahead of their time and in secret left their mark.

Now I want to see a French spaceship that's a prefect model of the Statue of the Liberty. Where would the bridge/cockpit be though?

I'm thinking the crown since it has all those windows and the torch is where they fire the lasers from

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

BiggerBoat posted:

Now I want to see a French spaceship that's a prefect model of the Statue of the Liberty. Where would the bridge/cockpit be though?

I'm thinking the crown since it has all those windows and the torch is where they fire the lasers from

How quickly we forget Mega Maid.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Intense Boomer energy but I love it all the same

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



FreudianSlippers posted:

France is just America minus any of the cultural innovations that make America cool and good.

Yeah the Enlightenment is overrated

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Chard posted:

we should have trusted that instinct

Cities were a mistake. Agriculture was a mistake.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Railing Kill posted:

Cities were a mistake. Agriculture was a mistake.

leaving the sea was a mistake

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cellular mitosis was a mistake.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

as always the jellyfish have the last laugh

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Railing Kill posted:

Cities were a mistake. Agriculture was a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQM00K24qG8

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

leaving the sea was a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SYNs-kkH6M

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/i9LHMQN.gifv

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

loving aerobic glycolysis....


Ruined everything! Should have stuck with chemosynthesis, as God intended.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Ch8DNZx.gifv

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Easy to fix this by scribbling over the permanent marker with dry-erase, then wiping away the dry-erase marks.

I had students a couple years ago who had seen something like this too.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

it cuts out before he trys to wipe away the crying man and its an upside down dick.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Yoshi Wins posted:

Wow, that name is really similar to Humanbert Humanstein's.

Better than Humanbert Humanbert. That guy has problems.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Sound on:

https://i.imgur.com/PWRIcL5.mp4

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Dewgy posted:

Better than Humanbert Humanbert. That guy has problems.

I think I read a book about this guy, and lemme tell ya, 'problems' don't even begin to describe it!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/X4oonnm.mp4

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Hirayuki posted:

From today's CNN morning newsletter, funny only if making me think I somehow suffered a stroke in my sleep is funny:



It's coming Rhome..

ElGroucho posted:

A whole book about how great the boomers were. They single-handedly solved all wars (no), did civil rights (nope), and made rock and roll (already a dead genre)!

WE WERE THE FIRST TEENAGERS YOU KNOW; THERE WEREN*T ANY TEENAGERS BEFORE US

FreudianSlippers posted:

France is just a shittier off brand version of America.

Same exceptionalism.
Same inability to speak any other language.
Same colonialist World Police foreign policy.
Same jingoism.

France is just America minus any of the cultural innovations that make America cool and good.

OK boomer why don't you quote some Mark Twain for us?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


American innovation

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Obviously you didn't read the part about Shrek shooting clouds dead, or having a crocodile officiate his wedding because God hated that he was alive.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

France is just a shittier off brand version of America.

Same exceptionalism.
Same inability to speak any other language.
Same colonialist World Police foreign policy.
Same jingoism.

France is just America minus any of the cultural innovations that make America cool and good.

Explode one Greenpeace boat in a foreign country and people are calling you America :rolleyes:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The General posted:

American innovation


Cheddar and Bacon owns and it is my white whale of the grocery store.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
I feel cheddar is the most American of the English cheeses.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phlegmish posted:

I can see the general point, but Planet of the Apes was written by a Frenchman.
In that case it's about immigrants bad

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


dialhforhero posted:

Cheddar and Bacon owns and it is my white whale of the grocery store.

Are you sure you're not the white whale?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/E7TON97.mp4

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






The comedic timing of the second mic is brilliant

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The new Taco Bell Flaming Pizza taco

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