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Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

Imagine thinking you couldn't have an opinion on a movie if you didn't also work in the film industry.

You'd come out of the theater and the only thing you'd have the right to say is "That sure was a movie."

“I don’t understand truly what goes into a movie, story, talent, etc.”

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Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


sticklefifer posted:

Imagine thinking you couldn't have an opinion on a movie if you didn't also work in the film industry.

You'd come out of the theater and the only thing you'd have the right to say is "That sure was a movie."

And I watched it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDT1ZtUPqsA

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Man, he's getting dunked on left and right in the comments. What a stupid take.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gonzo McFee posted:

Al Snow going from the guy who owes his entire career to a blowjob joke to the serious wrestleman is bizarre and I have to think some kind of work.

He also told a bunch of women trainees that they were too fat to wrestle, including Abadon, which is just :psyduck:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



sticklefifer posted:

He also told a bunch of women trainees that they were too fat to wrestle, including Abadon, which is just :psyduck:

Oh no, it was even worse than that. He told she was "too far so no one would want to f*ck her". Because that's the only value a woman wrestler has.

Still can't believe he was at an AEW show and they praised him on camera

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Yikes. That makes me sad and now I want to hug Abadon and I don't even care if she bites me. :gibs:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Junpei Hyde posted:

The microwave burgers are good

I used to love those microwavable White Castle sliders you could get at the grocery store back in high school.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I forgot who said it but in response to Al Snow remarking something about "it only matters how much money you draw" some wrestler basically said "so that means you're a loving failure huh" lol

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

bartok posted:

I used to love those microwavable White Castle sliders you could get at the grocery store back in high school.

you can still get them at the grocery store, they didn't stop selling them when you left high school.

:v:

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

DLC Inc posted:

I forgot who said it but in response to Al Snow remarking something about "it only matters how much money you draw" some wrestler basically said "so that means you're a loving failure huh" lol

https://twitter.com/wsbfun/status/1257984200327811073

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I'm going to post this and just say click on it and backtrack through the thread to where it began. It's a wild journey.

https://twitter.com/johncag56621483/status/1417911718534123524

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 21, 2021

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
MRT, why did this guy decide to close with a shot at me, personally.

edit: also the journey was deffo worth it.

karmicknight fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jul 21, 2021

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

that ur mom bed room friend

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Davros1 posted:

Ah, so we're back at "if you haven't been in the ring, you have no right to criticize."

The way I look at it you don't have to be a master chef to tell when somebody is serving you a poo poo sandwich.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
People from Boston love to constantly talk poo poo about Detroit. Because everybody from Boston is extremely racist.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Detroit is good

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?


Man, I want some corn on the cob real bad.

Detroit is also just a depressing place.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

MJeff posted:

People from Boston love to constantly talk poo poo about Detroit. Because everybody from Boston is extremely racist.

I don't even think of Detroit

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


https://twitter.com/C0ffee_M0nster/status/1417888398036152320

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Hoping his idea of nationally televised wrestling is regional territorial wrestling.

Also got a helpful scoop today!

https://twitter.com/Rich05472865/status/1417873172855238658

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

What is the "Cock"

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

StarkRavingMad posted:

What is the "Cock"

It took me a second, but I'm assuming Peacock where you can see REAL wrestling (subject to availability, as Peacock struggles to port over the archives)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Also the live feed catches fire whenever 25 people watch it at the same time

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Mike Jones triumphant return with self-gaslighting

https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1418012507361402883

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Ganso Bomb posted:

It took me a second, but I'm assuming Peacock where you can see REAL wrestling (subject to availability, as Peacock struggles to port over the archives)

Eagerly await the edgy rebranding of the service under the "Cock" name in 2 years time

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!


Continually shocked at how someone can watch 3 hours of Raw, compare it to the AEW show on a night like tonight, and think AEW is the boring show.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/CMFoster23/status/1418005172803055620?s=20

https://twitter.com/CMFoster23/status/1417148380132880385?s=20

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Bad news, people. Daniel Bryan is still signed with WWE until WWE.com says otherwise.

https://twitter.com/ChristCory1/status/1418048368341889024?s=20

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Davros1 posted:

Bad news, people. Daniel Bryan is still signed with WWE until WWE.com says otherwise.

https://twitter.com/ChristCory1/status/1418048368341889024?s=20

Man the rest of that timeline is very sad.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Vince MechMahon posted:

Man the rest of that timeline is very sad.

Just all these polls and fantasy booking tournaments and stuff with one vote and no responses on them. And based on the language and grammar, I was thinking maybe this is a 12 year old having fun with his own fantasy booking and being in love with WWE and I can't fault that, and then I see

https://twitter.com/ChristCory1/status/1406835297522958341?s=20

and oh, this is a full grown man

and oh he's got a youtube and its him poorly commentating over WWE 2K17 matches for like 20 views and yeah this is all depressing

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Davros1 posted:

Bad news, people. Daniel Bryan is still signed with WWE until WWE.com says otherwise.

https://twitter.com/ChristCory1/status/1418048368341889024?s=20

I remember people doing this with Mox but in reverse, "they put it up on WWE.com so it must be a work!"

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Davros1 posted:

Bad news, people. Daniel Bryan is still signed with WWE until WWE.com says otherwise.

https://twitter.com/ChristCory1/status/1418048368341889024?s=20
...does he not understand that contracts expire?

And didn't Bryan make a deal with someone for a non-WWE related Bryan Danielson-themed loot crate of some sort?

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
I think Bryan worked past his contract too. I wonder if that guy thinks WWE is just waiting to decide if they want to fire Bryan.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Lmao @ calling AEW matches boring and samey but not RAW's. WWE stans truly are too deluded to be deprogrammed.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Long-Time Lurker posted:

Lmao @ calling AEW matches boring and samey but not RAW's. WWE stans truly are too deluded to be deprogrammed.

I wonder if these fans would notice if WWE just played a tape of the previous week's matches instead of airing new ones.



Also (Context: from the comment section of a "Daniel Bryan signs with AEW", someone makes the old "AEW is just signing WWE guys now")

Yes Goose, AEW TOTALLY signed Brian Cage and Ryan Nemeth because they were once in WWE. Also, methinks someone is jealous that WWE didn't sign :wardlow:

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
CIMA had a Smackdown dark match once against Jamie Noble. Clearly AEW only brought in StrongHearts a couple years ago because WWE had him first.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

sticklefifer posted:

CIMA had a Smackdown dark match once against Jamie Noble. Clearly AEW only brought in StrongHearts a couple years ago because WWE had him first.

Nah, CIMA was in WCW back in the day, WWE owns WCW so therefore CIMA is a WWE wrestler.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Testekill posted:

Nah, CIMA was in WCW back in the day, WWE owns WCW so therefore CIMA is a WWE wrestler.

I once saw someone actually make this argument as to why AEW shouldn't be allowed to do ladder matches. You know, since places like Stampede and JCP-era NWA did ladder matches before the WWF did, but since WWE owns Stampede and JCP, it's "theirs" now, and no one else should be allowed to do them.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Davros1 posted:

I once saw someone actually make this argument as to why AEW shouldn't be allowed to do ladder matches. You know, since places like Stampede and JCP-era NWA did ladder matches before the WWF did, but since WWE owns Stampede and JCP, it's "theirs" now, and no one else should be allowed to do them.

Tag team wrestling was invented by promoters in San Fransisco in 1901. As WWE didn't invent it, they can't use it.

(which might be an improvement over the current tag division)

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Davros1 posted:

I once saw someone actually make this argument as to why AEW shouldn't be allowed to do ladder matches. You know, since places like Stampede and JCP-era NWA did ladder matches before the WWF did, but since WWE owns Stampede and JCP, it's "theirs" now, and no one else should be allowed to do them.

WWE stans are absolute bores.

Though in fairness we probably wouldn't be worse off for a moratorium on ladder matches for a few years.

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