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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I really need to shave apparently.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


pov im high in the passenger seat and a reallycrazy synthwave track comes on

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:staredog:          :dogstare:


Edit: we were a little close

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

Stoned cat tree selfie


When are you getting me a new cat tree.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

When are you getting me a new cat tree.

Oh god. It hasn't shown up yet!!??

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

Oh god. It hasn't shown up yet!!??

I will start tearing up your furniture if it does not arrive soon

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
NOT THE DAVENPORT!!!!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Sid Vicious posted:

my mom said she would be upset if i legally changed my name to Sid

Your mum doesn't know poo poo, sorry to break it to you. Me? I'm for it. I'm your new mum.

Also goons are loving rad and awesome and sexy. Unless you get banned for real reasons (mods!!!) Then you lose your status.

Pretty brutal tho, real blow to the ego cause I can't be assured I'm the sexiest goon. A blow I'll take in stride based on the coolness of goons :cool:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
This heatwave is going to be the death of me. I heard a lot of thunder today but we still got no rain. There is a hosepipe ban in effect now. I don't think it's rained in almost two weeks and that's crazy where I'm from. We're supposed to have the same climate as Seattle.


My hair feels like greased rope (google it). I had a vivid dream a few nights ago in which I had short hair again. It was a truly liberating experience.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Valko posted:

This heatwave is going to be the death of me. I heard a lot of thunder today but we still got no rain. There is a hosepipe ban in effect now. I don't think it's rained in almost two weeks and that's crazy where I'm from. We're supposed to have the same climate as Seattle.


My hair feels like greased rope (google it). I had a vivid dream a few nights ago in which I had short hair again. It was a truly liberating experience.

Are you in a medieval prison cell?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Ancient farmhouse that my great uncle lived in. Fell into disrepair, got fixed up with a zinc roof and steel door. It's where we keep things like left over fencing, chicken feeders, cow trough etc.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Valko posted:

We're supposed to have the same climate as Seattle.

Bad news about that, it was 46C here last month.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Valko posted:

Ancient farmhouse that my great uncle lived in. Fell into disrepair, got fixed up with a zinc roof and steel door. It's where we keep things like left over fencing, chicken feeders, cow trough etc.

Neat
I was teasing. When I was in France we stayed at an ancient stone home with a real thatched roof. It was horribly expensive and the food was some of the best of my life

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Valko posted:

This heatwave is going to be the death of me. I heard a lot of thunder today but we still got no rain. There is a hosepipe ban in effect now. I don't think it's rained in almost two weeks and that's crazy where I'm from. We're supposed to have the same climate as Seattle.


My hair feels like greased rope (google it). I had a vivid dream a few nights ago in which I had short hair again. It was a truly liberating experience.


Seattle just had a 100+ degree heat wave, sooooooo....

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Valko posted:

This heatwave is going to be the death of me. I heard a lot of thunder today but we still got no rain. There is a hosepipe ban in effect now. I don't think it's rained in almost two weeks and that's crazy where I'm from. We're supposed to have the same climate as Seattle.


My hair feels like greased rope (google it). I had a vivid dream a few nights ago in which I had short hair again. It was a truly liberating experience.


So who's going to start the gofundme to get Valko a better camera?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Bad news about that, it was 46C here last month.

Sitting Here posted:

Seattle just had a 100+ degree heat wave, sooooooo....

One of my primary school teachers used to talk about the heatwave of '76. He talked about the ground drying out and cracking as if it wasn't something that I would soon see regularly growing up. The next one was in '95 and it was making headlines and was all anyone could talk about. This one is the hottest on record - even though it's admittedly only 33'C.

My dad talks about seeing icicles hanging three feet long in his youth. As a teenager i remember seeing icicles several inches long and thinking they were some kind of novelty.

Several years ago a banana tree in Belfasts botanical gardens bore fruit.

Global warming is loving real and nobody can tell me any different.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So who's going to start the gofundme to get Valko a better camera?

I'll be getting my phone fixed next week. You will soon all be sick of the sight of me, don't worry.

matti
Mar 31, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Okay so you're the strange no shirt no shoes guy then whose the blurry smoker in front? Marilyn Manson?

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

I'd like to think you asked the bouncer to take this picture 🙂


Good morning from Neon's bed!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Hell yea :cool:



I'm taking a break between packing stuff to move.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

syntaxfunction posted:

Hell yea :cool:



I'm taking a break between packing stuff to move.
Are you packing heat or are we all just happy to see you?

(this turn of phrase doesn't work in any way, shape, or form)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't approve of your fashion sense.

striped and sleeveless is for Russian sailors.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

By popular demand posted:

I don't approve of your fashion sense.

striped and sleeveless is for Russian sailors.

That is the worst way to ask me to take my top off. Shame.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I want you to become a russin sailor

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
How do you know I'm not? I have a water phobia but I do like lifting heavy things and hitting on women.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did I err?


that's supposed to be a penis and sickle, but I kind of messed it up.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Honestly I feel like you nailed my entire aesthetic in one photo, goddamn.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

By popular demand posted:

How the hell did you become most of my friends in highschool?

I dunno? Very carefully I guess

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

syntaxfunction posted:

Honestly I feel like you nailed my entire aesthetic in one photo, goddamn.
Same, dick should be in the other direction though.

I am not artistically gifted.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Woebin posted:

Same, dick should be in the other direction though.

I am not artistically gifted.

That looks dangerous.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Sup motherfuckers

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


DICKLORD BONE posted:

I dunno? Very carefully I guess


Gotta warn you, that career your considering as a freelance writer on the internet is probably not going to pen out. Again.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Got an injection of Benadryl a few minutes ago and boy does it hit!

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
I only take selfies in Pho places so don’t expect anything else ok a y

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have just one thing to say to that just one single thing:

:thumbsup:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

larchesdanrew posted:

I only take selfies in Pho places so don’t expect anything else ok a y



Hair and glasses game is off the chain.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Someone validate me please!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can confirm that you appear to be an actual live person.
I'll validate whichever certificate to that effect you wish.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Someone validate me please!



The rare triple photo of yourself. You don’t do that without trying!

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