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matti
Mar 31, 2019

post a selfie of yourself, a thread for posters to post pictures of themselves, in a supporting, non-judgemental environment.

Rules:
- no pelvic bones visible! this is an American forum and their Code of Honor and you need to abide by the Law.

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, from here on let's just say shoulders, navels, ankles and such: yes, nudity (and for the sake of argument even if it's in the background): no.

matti fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Sep 23, 2021

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matti
Mar 31, 2019

this one is so ridiculous i dont mind reposting it



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My partner and I died and this is what we looked like after death.

bloodmeal
Sep 30, 2017
its been a worms 3d week

Only registered members can see post attachments!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Hell ye new thread new selfies.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TerrorInstinct posted:

its been a worms 3d week



Tonka Rescue Patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyWnMgK14p8

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

I like your selfies.

bloodmeal
Sep 30, 2017

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Tonka Rescue Patrol

Haha yea, I threw that one in the Wii a few days ago. Its pretty fun herding pedestrians like cattle by running them down with the rescue vehicles, but unfortunately you can never actually hit them because they are programmed to never get closer than a fixed distance from the rescue vehicle. I tried everything I could think of to run over a pedestrian in this game, from clipping them up against corners of buildings or trying to wedge them between my vehicle and pedestrian vehicles. The closest I got was getting pedestrians to spawn inside of my vehicle, but then they would just walk through it as if it wasn't a solid object. Another fun thing was spinning the joystick 360 degrees while spraying water with the firetruck to create perfect circles of tire skid marks in the ground. I actually took advantage of to make street art of circular patterns and faces. You could make quite a few circles before it would start clearing the old tire marks.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
OP says no pelvic bones, but where do we stand on tits? Lotta grey area here. I'm asking for friends. My friends are my tits.

(I don't have the self confidence for that :( )

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

matti posted:

Rules:
- no pelvic bones visible!

WTF the rules were very clear about this

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Woebin posted:

I like your selfies.

You should post a selfie too! No judgement selfie zone :cool:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

WTF the rules were very clear about this

Wtf thanks for pointing this out. Pretty disgusting honestly.

Edit: sending OP a message.

Editx2: OP says "stop sending me messages".

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

syntaxfunction posted:

OP says no pelvic bones, but where do we stand on tits? Lotta grey area here. I'm asking for friends. My friends are my tits.

(I don't have the self confidence for that :( )
Tits are good friends but I definitely can't post mine because that'd cause drama. They're dramatic tits. Dramatits.

syntaxfunction posted:

You should post a selfie too! No judgement selfie zone :cool:
Well okay then, here's what I look like after a real lovely night yet still trying to smile for the camera.


Anyway just before this I managed to jump through a series of hoops to get a therapy session for Wednesday, so I'm feeling pretty good about that at least.

(also for the record, none of the naked people on the wall behind me are me)

Woebin fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Jul 16, 2021

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Didn't we already have this thread? Anyhow, most of the forums already think I'm nuts. Might as well look the part.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Valko posted:

Didn't we already have this thread? Anyhow, most of the forums already think I'm nuts irish. Might as well look the part.


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Valko posted:

Didn't we already have this thread? Anyhow, most of the forums already think I'm nuts. Might as well look the part.



Valky, you are a nut but you still my goon.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Obligatory ug-mod selfie:

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Hello lovely goons. Here was my attempt at confusing Catzwang by mirroring her pose on the floor.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
new thread new camera

Polybrute
Jun 29, 2021
Greetings

https://imgur.com/ed22lFX

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
hello, folks.




I have much more gray, now

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

TerrorInstinct posted:

its been a worms 3d week



No judgement, but are you normally surrounded by video games?

Seems like a nice place to be, tbh

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im super high

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
most of these pictures are clearly not selfies. I will be reporting you all to the forums moderation team fyi

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Nooner posted:

most of these pictures are clearly not selfies. I will be reporting you all to the forums moderation team fyi

Too bad you aren't on that team, hey Nooner? :smug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

syntaxfunction posted:

Too bad you aren't on that team, hey Nooner? :smug:

):

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I legit feel bad for that joke. I am sorry Nooner.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
I thought it was funny as gently caress

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I don't like hurting Nooner! :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i took a selfie nooner!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Sid Vicious posted:

i took a selfie nooner!

I saw! NOT reported!! (:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

blight rhino posted:

hello, folks.




I have much more gray, now

That's an epic beard, man. I've tried to grow my beard long but anytime it gets longer than an inch it feels like I'm rubbing my face on carpet. Welcome to the red haired goon club. Seriously, it's always great to see new faces. I would post more pics but my phone is busted so I can only make grainy images with my laptop.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Beard selfies what up

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Hangin' out with Eval Williams tonight.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

It's 04:56 at night, which hopefully explains the sleepy look.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
How do you post a picture of yourself from your phone?

The App says my image is too big and obviously im taking a picture of myself. Im not showing off my cock here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Katamari Democracy posted:

How do you post a picture of yourself from your phone?

The App says my image is too big and obviously im taking a picture of myself. Im not showing off my cock here

You have to host that pic then post it via the link
I am under the impression that attachments are not functioning right now.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Katamari Democracy posted:

Im not showing off my cock here

Why not?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I uploaded with the imgur app, then used mobile Firefox in desktop mode to log into the imgur website, look at my (private) post, and then you can tap the image, then the ... that appears in the topright corner, Get Share Links, and then a box pops up (offscreen) with a bbcode link that actually works.

And, yes, this is the simplest method I've found.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.


I assume the homegrown rules are still in place?

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Computer viking posted:

I assume the homegrown rules are still in place?

:argh:

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