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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Neddy Seagoon posted:

Localized lockdowns never worked, and there's a reason why everywhere that isn't NSW shuts down the entire state; The fuckwits will go wherever the lockdowns aren't. If you shut down the entire state, all they can do is sit at home and grumble about it, which is what you want to happen.


not to be contrarian, but the northern beaches lockdown seemed to work pretty ok

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

there is a legitimate tipping point between "we want businesses open to make money" and "COVID's costing us money" and NSW is surely well on the way to the latter. It's why the Republicans in the US are starting to push for vaccines; Oops, all infected and nobody can/will work.

Hey if politicans actually thought like that, good, wrestling with that poo poo is important. Honest debate. Finding the pulse of the nation. Anvil of truth. Weighing up the pigs and truffles. But let's not guild this turd, they're on the continuum of "everything will go to poo poo after my term, let it ride" and "everything will go to poo poo during my term, and i have no exit strategy". Almost anyone with power, whether that's political, organisational or financial seems to immediately set fire to their lifeboat in the hopes that they will be rescued before they drown. They're greedy idiots who utterly refuse to even think of their own interests beyond the very shortest of short terms and I'm kind of losing my patience with this insane horde of villains who can't even villain right.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
And now we have a cluster in a disability home.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


well why not posted:

not to be contrarian, but the northern beaches lockdown seemed to work pretty ok

Northern beaches wasn't delta + you only had to shut 3 roads and it's isolated.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Two more dead from the AZ vaccine, aged 44 and 48, thanks to ScoMo.

(Absolutely get vaccinated however you can, but this is squarely his fault for trying to jam that square peg into a round space repeatedly instead of getting more Pfizer and Moderna.)

chaosbreather posted:

Hey if politicans actually thought like that, good, wrestling with that poo poo is important. Honest debate. Finding the pulse of the nation. Anvil of truth. Weighing up the pigs and truffles. But let's not guild this turd, they're on the continuum of "everything will go to poo poo after my term, let it ride" and "everything will go to poo poo during my term, and i have no exit strategy". Almost anyone with power, whether that's political, organisational or financial seems to immediately set fire to their lifeboat in the hopes that they will be rescued before they drown. They're greedy idiots who utterly refuse to even think of their own interests beyond the very shortest of short terms and I'm kind of losing my patience with this insane horde of villains who can't even villain right.

Oh absolutely, it's that with COVID it seems there's a point where there's no way they can dig except up; They can't ignore COVID, they can't litigate around it, they can't bribe it, they can't gaslight it (and they've certainly tried all four, because it's their only go-to's). The only way through for them is to get their peasants vaccinated and masked-up so they can get back to toiling properly.

Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jul 22, 2021

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004


he's blaming the victims for making the choice too what an absolutely oval office of a man.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I need to get on Sunrise with a presentation to convince the boomers that Hillsong is actually a Nurgle death cult, I'm sure they'd buy it with enough slides

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Laserface posted:

he's blaming the victims for making the choice too what an absolutely oval office of a man.

Probably straight back on the phone to ATAGI to get them to "relax" their guidelines.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I need to get on Sunrise with a presentation to convince the boomers that Hillsong is actually a Nurgle death cult, I'm sure they'd buy it with enough slides

'so you're telling me this is something to do with that stupid nerd boardgame my grandson plays?'

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Laserface posted:

'so you're telling me this is something to do with that stupid nerd boardgame my grandson plays?'

Satanists are behind this pandemic, I KNEW Dungeons and Dragons was evil!! :byodame:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I need to get on Sunrise with a presentation to convince the boomers that Hillsong is actually a Nurgle death cult, I'm sure they'd buy it with enough slides

Just tell the producers you have something racist, they will give you the top spot.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
15 if the people in hospital with covid in NSW are under 35.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Lolie posted:

15 if the people in hospital with covid in NSW are under 35.

Kinda glad I'm booked in for the first round of the covid vax tomorrow but at the same time I feel poo poo for the rest of the under 40's crew who can only access AZ at this point in time. Doubly so that if your're unlucky enough to die from it scomo will blame you for making that choice.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh this is great.

Are there any petitions to kill off the Olympics yet? Would be neat to join Denver in shitcanning the games.

Redvenom
Jun 17, 2003
I also owe BunnyX :10Bux:
Any brisvegans have recommendations for where to find out about the live music scene here (if) when it resumes? Finding myself with time on my hands and would like to get back into gigs but don't even know where to start.

Do venues advertise or are there any promoters websites or the likes where I can find what's on?

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Lolie posted:

And now we have a cluster in a disability home.

It may be multiple homes. Most day programs have been shut down since the lockdown started. One of my guys goes to one that has refused to close. I just came up with "valid" excuses for him not to go. It turns out putting a bunch of disabled people who may not be able or willing to wear masks in a room for 6 hours a day was a really loving stupid idea. Now the day program has a positive case and every house that sent clients in had to send all their staff home as close contacts until results come back.

I'm horrified what may happen, but also pretty loving chuffed that I made the right call and my guys are safe.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Humphreys posted:

Oh this is great.

Are there any petitions to kill off the Olympics yet? Would be neat to join Denver in shitcanning the games.

Nah, there'll be money going into one of ScoMo's mates' pockets thanks to that bid, so there's probably no chance of killing it.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Raged posted:

It may be multiple homes. Most day programs have been shut down since the lockdown started. One of my guys goes to one that has refused to close. I just came up with "valid" excuses for him not to go. It turns out putting a bunch of disabled people who may not be able or willing to wear masks in a room for 6 hours a day was a really loving stupid idea. Now the day program has a positive case and every house that sent clients in had to send all their staff home as close contacts until results come back.

I'm horrified what may happen, but also pretty loving chuffed that I made the right call and my guys are safe.

It is multiple homes. The residents live in a number of homes in the complex and the staff work across all of those homes, so it will affect all of them. Residents have only had one dose of vaccine to date.

Currently all of the residents and staff of all of the homes are in iso. The homes are currently being run by Health.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Lolie posted:

It is multiple homes. The residents live in a number of homes in the complex and the staff work across all of those homes, so it will affect all of them. Residents have only had one dose of vaccine to date.

Currently all of the residents and staff of all of the homes are in iso. The homes are currently being run by Health.

Oh boy, sounds like you have a separate incident. When it rains it pours.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Raged posted:

Oh boy, sounds like you have a separate incident. When it rains it pours.

It's a Unisson disability group home at Parklea,

Two aged care facilities have had staff test positive, too.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jul 22, 2021

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Now entering The Eastern Plague lands, formerly known as NSW

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
why do i feel bad about eating an edible to get out of my bad mood

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


bowmore posted:

why do i feel bad about eating an edible to get out of my bad mood

Probably the same reason I feel guilty about playing video games atm.

Shits hosed and there's nothing you can do to help.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
The mob of magpies I feed leftovers to have sentry shifts now where there's always one around to alert the others when food goes out. Guess slightly mouldy soup, carrot ends, and day old cat food is gourmet grub to magpies.
I feel good about the cat food too, so much better than it going into the bin when the gravy was licked off.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
WA dude flies over to ACT to give Josh Frydenberg a flogging (fair enough) and walks into parliament house and tells the security he was there to assault the Treasurer and "won't be leaving Canberra until the job is done" but is absolutely shocked when he gets arrested and held without bail.

quote:

Chief Magistrate Walker refused him bail, and also refused to accept his guilty pleas.

She invited him to seek legal advice, suggesting the stakes were high.

"You are looking at the prospect of going to prison," she said.

She also told the court she had concerns about Mr Mellowship's fitness to plead.

In response, Mr Mellowship said there was no need for an assessment about his fitness to enter a plea.

"I'm understanding ... I am not a retard," he said.

The case will be back in court next month.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-22/wa-man-admits-to-threatening-to-flog-treasurer-josh-frydenberg/100315516

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Humphreys posted:

Oh this is great.

Are there any petitions to kill off the Olympics yet? Would be neat to join Denver in shitcanning the games.

The Olympics would be fine if we could just remove all trace of the IOC from them and do our own poo poo.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Say hello to your potential new super spread event.



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

WA dude flies over to ACT to give Josh Frydenberg a flogging (fair enough) and walks into parliament house and tells the security he was there to assault the Treasurer and "won't be leaving Canberra until the job is done" but is absolutely shocked when he gets arrested and held without bail.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-22/wa-man-admits-to-threatening-to-flog-treasurer-josh-frydenberg/100315516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Say hello to your potential new super spread event.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow

Oh boy oh boy

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Redvenom posted:

Any brisvegans have recommendations for where to find out about the live music scene here (if) when it resumes? Finding myself with time on my hands and would like to get back into gigs but don't even know where to start.

Do venues advertise or are there any promoters websites or the likes where I can find what's on?

4zzzfm (102.1) is pretty good for finding out about gigs. Just pick up whatever shows cover the genres you like and you'll do ok. Doesn't cover everything but generally speaking its a good place to start. The online gig guides are mostly trash, in my experience as someone who moved back here this year with nfi what the scene was like.

If anyone is going to the reclink cup on Sunday keep an eye out for me i'm on the cheerleading squad for the Rocking Horses

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




how on earth is paddy's market open a week ago?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

WA dude flies over to ACT to give Josh Frydenberg a flogging (fair enough)

:hmmyes:

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

well why not posted:

how on earth is paddy's market open a week ago?

Counterfeit Tupac shirts and Gucci handbags are essential

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


well why not posted:

how on earth is paddy's market open a week ago?

There's Fish & Vegetable markets within.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

well why not posted:

how on earth is paddy's market open a week ago?

The tougher restrictions on what could open only came in at the weekend.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Megillah Gorilla posted:

The Olympics would be fine if we could just remove all trace of the IOC from them and do our own poo poo.

We already do with Commonwealth Games (and we get to ban the Ruskies and Seppos), but trade the IOC for the Queen.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
All of Nonviolent J's jobs are essential.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Just found out Prahran Market is an exposure site.

Since they're a client of ours at work, tomorrow is going to be interesting.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bargearse posted:

Just found out Prahran Market is an exposure site.

Since they're a client of ours at work, tomorrow is going to be interesting.

Stay home mate

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Bargearse posted:

Just found out Prahran Market is an exposure site.

Since they're a client of ours at work, tomorrow is going to be interesting.

Oh good, it's not like Chapel St's a busy area or anything :stonklol:.

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