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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
Akki
Mei-chan
Sakura-san
Anton
Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
Yunamon
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Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Everybody is so tired

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
this match is nuts

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

What a crazy, crazy match

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lmao kick those fists away

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
SAKI YOU BULLY

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
if my math is right, this runs opposite hour 2 of dynamite this wednesday. gonna have to two-monitor this

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1416951774158594052

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

if my math is right, this runs opposite hour 2 of dynamite this wednesday. gonna have to two-monitor this

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1416951774158594052

that sucks. It would have been great to have had a lively GDT for this

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Penguin Patrol posted:

holy poo poo mei got popped

yeah, yunamon stan hanson'd mei pretty bad. I wonder if she cracked a tooth or something like that

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

abraham linksys posted:

if my math is right, this runs opposite hour 2 of dynamite this wednesday. gonna have to two-monitor this

Well that's a shame for dynamite.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

So since Brookes is saying this is the final chapter, it’s definitely not actually the final chapter right?

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
The final battle is going to be an I Quit match because Brookes never got Lulupencil to quit in their tag match.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
A Punjabi Pencilcase match, perhaps.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I can definitely see this going to a 0-0 draw and Chris being *really* mad he couldn't beat goddamn Lulupencil

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I can see Chris racking multiple pins making a Lulu win impossible but he will not be able to make lulu say I quit which will frustrate him.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

TV Zombie posted:

I can see Chris racking multiple pins making a Lulu win impossible but he will not be able to make lulu say I quit which will frustrate him.

Or he has her dead and could easily pin her and it’s obvious he’s won, but gets so caught up in demanding that she submit that he never actually scores a point

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
On the other hand, Lulu may be our role model, our hero, and our paragon of virtue... but she is also dying for that first win, tremendously motivated to defeat Brookes in particular to prove her worth to him, and sufficiently win-brained that she is not above bending the rules to get there. How far might SHE go in a no-DQ format?

(If Mino Pencil whips out the taser and zaps him, will she regret not accepting the freebie... or will her will weaken enough to try for it?)

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1417337651556851715?s=20

Edit: Seems like she wants to concentrate on academics and her other passions (per a mangled Facebook translation).

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jul 20, 2021

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Fair enough. 300+ strangers watching you do what is effectively a hobby would be a lot to take at any age.

I hope it's not because she's had any negative experiences and that she found some strength and confidence through her time as a wrestler.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

That’s a bit of a bummer, but not exactly a huge surprise. I was always impressed at her skills and improvements the couple times she would pop up during school holidays, but it also seemed like this was very much just a side thing for her rather than a future career. Sucks that she won’t have a graduation show though.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Brookes is apparently doing a chocotalk before his match with Lulu tough I can't seem to find it among the yt videos.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

Brookes is apparently doing a chocotalk before his match with Lulu tough I can't seem to find it among the yt videos.

Most ChocoTalks premier when they happen. So in about an hour, it'll be on the channel.

edit: I mixed up am and pm

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jul 21, 2021

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
New Sayaka shirt looks dope
https://chocopro.bigcartel.com/product/sayaka-tee-pre-order

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

Brookes is apparently doing a chocotalk before his match with Lulu tough I can't seem to find it among the yt videos.

It's up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNykkXWg-AE

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Chris's logic for being such a poo poo to Lulu is fun. "I'm trying to help by motivating her to revenge, since she clearly can't be motivated just trying to win as my partner. Also i enjoy bullying people"

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Chris might be right that the "I Quit" match was the first ever tag "I Quit" match.

There's actually a lot interesting booking decisions along the lines of "how united/equal is your tag team" that could be explored.

Ah there was one already in the 70s: http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/information/iquit-match/

And a bunch in other places including Chikara

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jul 21, 2021

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
This is kind of brutal with how Chris is forcing Emi to confront her mortality

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
OMG Chris says lulu's blood will be on Emi's hands

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, it's pretty fun how he keeps poking holes in the whole Emi Pencil thing. "How can you put yourself in a handcap match and justify it by saying you're weak? You're Emi Sakura, just because you found an easy way to coast doesn't mean you're weak"

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Interesting fact Chris Brookes has never submitted or been pinned in any Gatoh Move match ever

the stakes are high!

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
I am very interested in how they choose to approach this for exactly that reason -- Brookes _is_ a complete mismatch for Lulu on every level. It should be and will be Lulu showing off impressive levels of ragdoll physics for the majority of the match, along with increasingly creative and desperate attempts at offense. We know what a feelgood blowoff ending to the feud could be, but it is up in the air whether or not they're going to give that to her.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Brookes said it himself: Life is not a fairytale and he will end it tonight. Chris beats Lulu so bad she leaves Chocopro.... only to return as Crow Sting Lulu Pencil!

He made great, tough points in the chat that I can’t really fault his motivation and desire for ending this.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It really is a surprisingly nuanced story for the Silly Joke Promotion. You can totally read Emi's actions as just like Chris was saying, keeping Lulu around and encouraging her buffoonery so there'd be someone worse than her as she refused to acknowledge or improve after losing in the AEW tournament. Or maybe he's just a dick.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
If I had more money and motivation, I'd get Highspots or someone to craft some kind of elaborate custom mask for her, just to see if they'd use it.

"I am not Lulu Pencil. I am PERMANENT MARKER" but she's still got the same overalls

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I just watched a lulupencil and got myself worked up to buy a chocoflower for the show but it doesn't seem to let me. Is it too late to buy a chocoflower or is this a problem on my end?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

I just watched a lulupencil and got myself worked up to buy a chocoflower for the show but it doesn't seem to let me. Is it too late to buy a chocoflower or is this a problem on my end?

You have to select a show to buy the flower for, there's a drop down box above the description.

Also the game day thread is up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3974082

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/abigfatbunny/status/1418049085035122689

the whole match was full of great spots but I'm still laughing like an idiot at this

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Reading some of the lead up and reactions to the match in Japanese and it's interesting, to me at least, is that the build/reaction to Lulu Vs. Brookes in Japan seems to have centred on inter-gender wrestling far more than the English speaking audience.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


If you told me we'd basically get that "CLIMB THE LADDER, KID! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!" Jeff Hardy/Taker match out of a 6'5" monster and a tiny woman that looks like she's barely 100 lbs soaking wet and like 5'1" I would have called you nuts, doubly so if you'd have told me it took place in an office with a big pad on the floor.

What helps here is how incredibly well Brookes sells for Lulu. He's somehow selling it without being cartoonish, and I can't exactly tell you how it works but by god it does.

E: Chris' replies to people watching the match are great

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1418086340151762949

DJExile fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Jul 22, 2021

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

DJExile posted:

If you told me we'd basically get that "CLIMB THE LADDER, KID! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!" Jeff Hardy/Taker match out of a 6'5" monster and a tiny woman that looks like she's barely 100 lbs soaking wet and like 5'1" I would have called you nuts, doubly so if you'd have told me it took place in an office with a big pad on the floor.

What helps here is how incredibly well Brookes sells for Lulu. He's somehow selling it without being cartoonish, and I can't exactly tell you how it works but by god it does.

E: Chris' replies to people watching the match are great

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1418086340151762949

According to her own reported stats, she's 5'4" and 99 pounds. Obvious grain of salt involved in asking any woman, much less a wrestler, her precise weight.

And, yes, Brookes was awesome in this. He was openly dismissive of her striking, as he should have been, until the one blow late in the match where Lulu was so focused that she actually staggered him slightly. The assorted foreign objects (powder, pencil, sliding door) gave him reasons to sell, which tied into his reduced ability near the end to just ragdoll her at will. His experience lets him walk Lulu through spots (like the DDT on the bare floor, again) that she wouldn't be able to try with most other opponents there.

I read an Akki interview where he spoke of something similar, how he approaches a match against someone like Chie far differently than one against, say, Fujita. The challenge for him is to acknowledge the size difference, to weigh it appropriately, but to also suspend disbelief in ways that make his smaller opponent's offense credible.

I liked this set of responses. Sayaka complained about being used as a weapon, followed by:
https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1418182629807968263
https://twitter.com/sayaka_gtmv/status/1418203796824461323

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


delfin posted:


I liked this set of responses. Sayaka complained about being used as a weapon, followed by:
https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1418182629807968263
https://twitter.com/sayaka_gtmv/status/1418203796824461323

Hahahahaha that’s fantastic

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