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Zombie Dachshund
Feb 26, 2016

thetoughestbean posted:

I’m the Emily Dickinson of sexting. I never send my sexts. They’ll be found in my drawer after I die

all my sexts can be sung to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

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Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.


Fantastic Four Annual #2, 1964

I... can't even begin to process the number of logical problems with this theory. Are Kang and Doom high? They sound like they're high.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Busiek fixes that in Avengers Forever. Kang hints they might be the same man to manipulate Doom.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's a good con. kang is so many other people, so why not doom?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Angry Salami posted:



Fantastic Four Annual #2, 1964

I... can't even begin to process the number of logical problems with this theory. Are Kang and Doom high? They sound like they're high.

Doom activates the slack-jawed surprise mode in his steel mask

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Zombie Dachshund posted:

all my sexts can be sung to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

Anything can be sung to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" if you're brave enough.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Dogs name is Love





Kizu Darake no Jinsei

Spoilers: He gets dinner

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Zombie Dachshund posted:

all my sexts can be sung to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

I've spent way too much time in the past couple of days trying to come up with rhyming sexts that fit the right cadence.

And by too much time, I mean more than one minute.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Adventures into the Unknown #66 (1955)


Dr. Doom and the Masters of Evil #3 (2009)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superboy #73 (1959)


I Shall Destroy All The Civilized Planets! (2007)

Ragle Gumm
Jun 14, 2020

Darthemed posted:



I Shall Destroy All The Civilized Planets! (2007)

c. 1940, presumably?

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


Ragle Gumm posted:

c. 1940, presumably?

Yeah: Fantastic Comics #7, June 1940

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Oh poo poo is it time to introduce more people to the batshit mind of Fletcher Hanks?



e:

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jul 22, 2021

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ragle Gumm posted:

c. 1940, presumably?

Darthemed posted:

To keep things clear on details of revisions, etc., I list the version I actually read as the source.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


Spider-Man (newspaper comic strip), 2018

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Mikl posted:



Spider-Man (newspaper comic strip), 2018

That entire strip deserves to be posted here:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

House of Secrets #29 (1960)


Booster Gold #3 (2007)

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Darthemed posted:


Booster Gold #3 (2007)

F A I R P L A Y

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Booster Gold #3 (2007)

I love that Doctor 13 and his friends hangers on keep pushing at the edges of canon, the architects can't wipe them completely from existence.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I just assume that's the Anti-Monitor dreaming about how cool his life could be if only he had a rad jacket?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Push El Burrito posted:

I just assume that's the Anti-Monitor dreaming about how cool his life could be if only he had a rad jacket?

<sigh>



I've had that dream

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Those spies are so loving envious of those dead people with their robust undeformed skeletons. "Look at this lucky prick. His skull was higher than his shoulderblades."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Stardust may have already removed the skeletons of the spies.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
It's pretty low-hanging fruit (or high?) but I enjoyed this sequence from Guardians of the Galaxy 16 especially in the context of recent events.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
You mean like Charles Xavier, Pete?

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

That skeleton on the left not giving its partner the time of day.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
Okay I know he is a Mutant, but why the gently caress did they build a statue of Apocalypse on mars :psyduck: was their entire plan "Brand recognition > reason"-Oh okay I suddenly understand.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's that a statue of Apokalips? Since when is he on the side of the angels?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


When Prof X rebuilt mutant society he said everybody got a clean slate, which included Apocalypse.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Section Z posted:

Okay I know he is a Mutant, but why the gently caress did they build a statue of Apocalypse on mars :psyduck: was their entire plan "Brand recognition > reason"-Oh okay I suddenly understand.

He and his wife (the other statue) are important figures in the history of Arakko.

Kwyndig posted:

It's that a statue of Apokalips? Since when is he on the side of the angels?

Angels is arguable for most of them at this point, except of course Angel.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Oh, geez, there's a 22 issues cross over event (X of Swords) that explains it all.

Tl;dr:
Half of Krakoa was sent to another dimension to fight a bunch of evil over there. Along with the island went Apocalypse's wife and kids. They became a warlike society. There was a fight between and the mutants of Earth, Apocalypse on the side of Krakoa. Now that's all settled, this group is having trouble integrating with the mutants on Krakoa, so they went off and settled Mars (except for some diplomatic buildings) and the planet has been renamed to the name of their half of the island, Arakko.

Apocalypse and his wife were able to reconnect and are now a happy family.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Grendels Dad posted:

That skeleton on the left not giving its partner the time of day.

Obviously red spy killed TWO innocent people, but they only had time for him to gaze on one. Skeleton pissed that they missed out on getting to guilt him.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Fletcher Hanks draws really great grouches, assholes and louts, and I think it's because he had a perfect reference as close as the bathroom mirror

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Grendels Dad posted:

That skeleton on the left not giving its partner the time of day.

It's blind.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh poo poo is it time to introduce more people to the batshit mind of Fletcher Hanks?



e:


Intrigued by the development process of that ray, what were the use cases, etc

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That's Stardust, the Space Wizard.

His powers? Shuddap I ain't gotta explain poo poo.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Choujin X

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Chinston Wurchill posted:

It's pretty low-hanging fruit (or high?) but I enjoyed this sequence from Guardians of the Galaxy 16 especially in the context of recent events.



I'm so glad they're finally doing the whole "Mutants meet the galaxy as equals" thing and have been for a while now. Reading comics as a kid, I always wanted them to just say "gently caress it" to humanity and make their own country and just leave humanity behind, except for diplomatic relations and stuff.

Of course, we did get that briefly, with Genosha. Then Morrison killed everyone. Also, Asteroid M.




It's going to be so sad when it all this turns to poo poo.

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