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Tei posted:kind of like this old one How do points on a license work
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freeedr posted:How do points on a license work Essentially you have an arbitrary amount of "points" to start, and then when penalized for an infraction you lose points in addition to other fines or repercussions. When you lose enough points, your license is suspended. The points can also be used to determine your insurances rates. A shoddy driver with less points (ie, has multiple infractions on record) will have to pay a higher premium to stay insured. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_system_(driving)
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https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1416032419447246854
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Quote from man stabbed: "Is that a dagger I see before me?"
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Jul 21, 2021 07:30
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In the brain,holy poo poo.
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Jul 21, 2021 12:10
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shakespeare really did write every story there is (pretty sure this is what happened in othello)
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Jul 21, 2021 15:07
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Was Lieutenant Frank Drebin the perpetrator?
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https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1417670322547924994
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Jul 22, 2021 01:20
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Imagine having them as parents “hey remember when you hosed everything up and got many people injured and killed a guy and set the planet on fire then tried putting it out with a bottle of water?”
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Jul 22, 2021 01:45
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Man I wish I had a gender that powerful 
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Jul 22, 2021 01:48
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The child is gender fluid, but the fluid is gasoline.
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Jul 22, 2021 01:50
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The MSJ posted:The child is gender fluid, but the fluid is gasoline. 
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Jul 22, 2021 02:11
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I know that I could not possibly convince the Americans to give up this moronic tradition they just came up with but how about not doing an explosion? Just go with coloured ribbons and confetti or a cake hiding a colour under the frosting.
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Jul 22, 2021 07:23
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That doesn't sound like it would own the libs
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Jul 22, 2021 07:27
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I'm the libs and I hereby volunteer to be owned in any sports game you've got if that would keep you from playing with fire.
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Jul 22, 2021 07:33
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If they want the gender reveal to be exciting and dramatic and a little bit scary, why don't they just wait until the baby is born, and then throw a party where everyone sits around and watches the video of the birth ?
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Jul 22, 2021 08:43
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Maybe we can just dye the placenta and amniotic fluid so the mom can be a gender gusher
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Jul 22, 2021 12:58
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how about a custom Duke Nukem 3D map in which you hit the big self destruct button at the end and a bunch of appropriately-colored confetti and poo poo comes exploding out make them work for their intrauterine gender secrets
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Jul 22, 2021 13:05
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What about they still have all their stupid explosions, and bushfires or whatever, but it's all done on VR ? That way, best case scenario, this thread gets some hilarious clips of idiots diving head-first into the tv. Worst case, some twats have successful gender reveal parties. e: But yes, also make them quest for it.
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https://twitter.com/newley/status/1417804804638785536 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwEg61mxP5E
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Blizzard --some weird ugly news here removed-- Tei has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Jul 22, 2021 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:how about a custom Duke Nukem 3D map in which you hit the big self destruct button at the end and a bunch of appropriately-colored confetti and poo poo comes exploding out That would be hard to do in build and would require more than just a map. Would make more sense and would be more appropriately build-y to have the parents blow up a building and behind it is a message in big red letters that says "drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for knocking up my bride!" No gender is revealed.
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Baron von Eevl posted:"drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for knocking up my bride!" lmao
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Tei posted:Blizzard Why the hell are you posting this in here, I mean I guess it qualifies as "weird" in some way but geez man.
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Lady Disdain posted:What about they still have all their stupid explosions, and bushfires or whatever, but it's all done on VR ? That way, best case scenario, this thread gets some hilarious clips of idiots diving head-first into the tv. Worst case, some twats have successful gender reveal parties. You don't even need VR, just have everyone use an AR app on their phones to view an extremely impressive explosion where your head is. Could be followed by followed by the words "sticking it to the snowflakes since 1956" flowing out of your spouse's ear and blinking obnoxiously while some overplayed and deeply misunderstood pop song plays. Born in The USA was misappropriated and used without permission for Reagan's campaign.
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Sir Lemming posted:Why the hell are you posting this in here, I mean I guess it qualifies as "weird" in some way but geez man. I super weird, but maybe more sad than weird. you are right.
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'No bra money' - Dublin cafe takes one payment method off the cards as the stifling heat continues (sidenote - it's a staggering 25-29 degrees celcius here, I believe that's 77-84f, and we're all melted with the heat) Pookah has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Jul 22, 2021 |
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You lucky so and so, last week it was 30-35 here. (Yanks can do their own conversion)
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We should be so lucky if the worst thing that happened to your cash money was getting soaked with sweat in a bra. Do not check how much pee per and poo poo is on your plague cash. It is not a question with an answer you will feel good about.
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zedprime posted:We should be so lucky if the worst thing that happened to your cash money was getting soaked with sweat in a bra. Do not check how much pee per and poo poo is on your plague cash. It is not a question with an answer you will feel good about. If you're lucky there's also a fair amount of cocaine
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Pookah posted:'No bra money' - Dublin cafe takes one payment method off the cards as the stifling heat continues I've always said the solution to this is to give back change from your armpit.
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Pookah posted:'No bra money' - Dublin cafe takes one payment method off the cards as the stifling heat continues 
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:My old neighborhood: Literal blood money was common enough to get a note??? That is not a frou frou neighborhood.
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Oh she’s annoying,i wish i had tiddies just to annoy her.
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Pookah posted:'No bra money' - Dublin cafe takes one payment method off the cards as the stifling heat continues rear end pennies are still OK at least.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Oh she’s annoying,i wish i had tiddies just to annoy her. You'll manage that just fine without the tiddies. I believe in you.
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