AEW Discussion for 7/21: MDK (maybe some other guys signed)

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Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Drakkel posted:

They should sign Thunder Rosa every week

Like Bram but good

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:28

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/BarkOrder/status/1418367193671213056

https://twitter.com/BarkOrder

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:36

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

Did Mox ever share any photos of his back after the match?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:36

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Yuka's only over for a month and hasn't been on BTE yet :negative:

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:38

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

Will D-Bry still be able to Tout if he�s signed to AEW :ohdear:

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:45

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

https://twitter.com/thekingnickgage/status/1418373343439376386?s=21

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

AEW have a new trademark which is a big hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

quote:

Mark For: THE FIRST DANCE trademark registration is intended to cover the categories of educational and entertainment services, namely, a continuing program about wrestling accessible by radio, television, satellite, audio, video and computer networks; Entertainment services in the nature of development, creation, production, distribution, and post-production of wrestling programs and events; Entertainment services in the nature of live wrestling performances; Entertainment services in the nature of production of television shows and multimedia entertainment content featuring wrestling programs and events; Entertainment services, namely, production and distribution of ongoing television programs in the field of wrestling; Entertainment services, namely, providing ongoing webisodes featuring wrestling via a global computer network; Entertainment services, namely, an ongoing multimedia program featuring wrestling distributed via various platforms across multiple forms of transmission media; Entertainment services, namely, an ongoing series featuring wrestling provided through a global computer network; Providing wrestling news and information via a global computer network.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:56

Lead Pipe Cinch: Mar 10, 2003; Heavy Metal Bakesale

Wasn�t there something going around about them doing a wrestling training reality show?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:59

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Dacap posted:

https://twitter.com/thekingnickgage/status/1418373343439376386?s=21

Nick Gage tweets like Cav posts.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:04

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

They both consistently destroy fools

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:06

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

-The Last Dance is a Michael Jordan documentary
-Kenny Omega's intro frequently features a reference to Michael Jordan playing college in North Carolina
-The show next week is in North Carolina
-The show next week features a match with two-five man teams, one of which is being led by Kenny Omega

Maybe that trademark application is a little too broad to fit, but I'm going to assume it's a dumb parody thing related to next week's 5v5 match until proven otherwise

(Alternately they're making a doc about the debut of famed Chicagoan Chicago Man Punk)

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:08

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

xbilkis posted:

(Alternately they're making a doc about the debut of famed Chicagoan Chicago Man Punk)

He did just post this today

https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1418312475259375628

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:10

Ivypls: Aug 24, 2019

xbilkis posted:

-The Last Dance is a Michael Jordan documentary
-Kenny Omega's intro frequently features a reference to Michael Jordan playing college in North Carolina
-The show next week is in North Carolina
-The show next week features a match with two-five man teams, one of which is being led by Kenny Omega

Maybe that trademark application is a little too broad to fit, but I'm going to assume it's a dumb parody thing related to next week's 5v5 match until proven otherwise

(Alternately they're making a doc about the debut of famed Chicagoan Chicago Man Punk)

kenny omega is going to wrestle michael jordan

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:12

A Real Horse: Oct 26, 2013

Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

Nick Gage tweets like Cav posts.

Yes we are truly blessed to witness double perfection.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Lid posted:

AEW have a new trademark which is a big hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lol yeah he's signed.

Hey Lid, is your avatar text supposed to be read to the tune of Cult of Personality? Cause I've never been able to make it fit.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MJeff posted:

lol yeah he's signed.

Hey Lid, is your avatar text supposed to be read to the tune of Cult of Personality? Cause I've never been able to make it fit.

yeah

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hit the lovely firemans carry
hit the lovely firemans carry
I hit the lovely firemans carry kneeeeee

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:22

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/jordanw_s/status/1418253554150748169?s=19

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:44

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1418360992870895618

It's really cool that the good company is succeeding and their network seems to really like them

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:44

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Cavauro posted:

krang from ninja turtles has signed with AEW

No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television. No! More! Krang!

Vince MechMahon posted:

Does the time he himself got possessed by stardust count? Was he ever friends with husky Harris???

There was this.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:47

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Ganso Bomb posted:

It's really cool that the good company is succeeding and their network seems to really like them

They are going to get an absolutely stupid bag from Warner in three years.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:47

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

ARMBAR A COP posted:

https://twitter.com/jordanw_s/status/1418253554150748169?s=19

only one of these men will live to see 2022

and it�s going to be the one that died

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:50

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Gavok posted:

No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television. No! More! Krang!

There was this.

He's up to at least a dollar then, depending on if we're counting Stardust. Then he'd be at a buck twenty five.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 02:51

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

They�re definitely on some type of deal though, and Archer dropped them as guys he�d like to form a stable with if he was fantasy booking.

Murder Country would be a kickass name for a stable, though I could see them going with a predatory animals theme.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:26

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:33

CopywrightMMXI: Jun 1, 2011; One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Pylons posted:

Yuta keeps on bringing in the viewers.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:41

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Ringo Roadagain posted:

1.15 million saw nick gage last night

now imagine telling yourself that like three years ago

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:43

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

The First Dance was trademarked and Tony Khan's is gonna announce a new live event next week and i believe Big TV Specials were announced like secondary PPVs/WCW's Clash of Champions shows were in the new contract along with Rampage, its probably the name of their first big TV Special?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:43

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Yuta keeps on bringing in the viewers.

Can't wait for the coward and hater Dave Meltzer to try and spin this as people tuning in for Darby

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:44

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

MJeff posted:

It was Alex Abrahantes. Penta Says is over.

new plan:

"Hook says..."

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:45

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Pylons posted:

Thesz/Flair Wrestler of the Year Jon Moxley drawing the big numbers in the demographic, everybody take a moment to thank Moxley for saving AEW and elevating young up and comer Lance Archer.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:46

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

beggar posted:

https://twitter.com/BrandonfrmNJ/status/1418325692534738947?s=19

The Pacemaker

dammit nick get a new tooth already they arent that expensive

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:47

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Sir Tonk posted:

dammit nick get a new tooth already they arent that expensive

He's gotta wait for the MJF money to come through after he kills Jericho.

Someone please photoshop Roman's chompers into Nick Gage's mouth.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:48

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Pylons posted:

never dipped below a million, wow

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:49

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/thomaskrzywansk/status/1418225663471931392?s=20

who ARE these people?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:49

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/silvernumber1/status/1418273001246642176?s=21

:hungiee:

hell yes I want to see him military press Gallows and everyone else

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:52

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleTalk_TV/status/1418317879951376384?s=20

lol

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:52

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

castor owns so much

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:53

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1418357403985145859

Failing CNN and loser Joe Biden, They're not ratings draws folks.

if i want to watch someone sleep for an hour ill watch smackdown

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:54

Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

MJeff posted:

They are going to get an absolutely stupid bag from Warner in three years.

I'm waiting for warner to realize they can put AEW stuff on Home Box Office Maximum to huge effect

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:55

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:49

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Ganso Bomb posted:

He's gotta wait for the MJF money to come through after he kills Jericho.

fair point

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:57

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