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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

sleeptalker posted:

What was this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzONeK1OwQ

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sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Oh yeah, thanks. Lol showing off his new stem cell-powered ability to keep himself upright

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

AnimeIsTrash posted:

One of them also got a job working for someone who was trying to primary Steny Hoyer and ate poo poo.



still closer than Nichael's last campaign lol

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
Fox News et al confirming that Obama was a communist because he had czars

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

jisforjosh posted:

Fox News et al confirming that Obama was a communist because he had czars

Communists love czars. They can't keep their hands off of them!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

jisforjosh posted:

Fox News et al confirming that Obama was a communist because he had czars

Every time

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
remember last year when the Democrats entire campaign along the eastern seaboard was “$2,000! $2,000! A big fat $2,000 check for COVID relief” and then upon securing their victory they turned around and went “well, OBVIOUSLY we meant $1,400, you’d have to be a pretty ignorant doofus to think we meant $2,000. Which of our camping promises lead you to think we’d be giving you $2,000”?

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Bust Rodd posted:

remember last year when the Democrats entire campaign along the eastern seaboard was “$2,000! $2,000! A big fat $2,000 check for COVID relief” and then upon securing their victory they turned around and went “well, OBVIOUSLY we meant $1,400, you’d have to be a pretty ignorant doofus to think we meant $2,000. Which of our camping promises lead you to think we’d be giving you $2,000”?

yes

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

zegermans posted:

still closer than Nichael's last campaign lol

:negative:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

zegermans posted:

still closer than Nichael's last campaign lol

Only funny part was mainstream people saying "somebody should primary this fucker!!!" :mad: long after the fact

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

zegermans posted:

still closer than Nichael's last campaign lol

Nichael actually did better by .5%

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The claim:

zegermans posted:

still closer than Nichael's last campaign lol

Our ruling:

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Nichael actually did better by .5%



POLITIFACT RATES THIS: PANTS ON FIRE

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
lol

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Zegerman posting his pinocchios

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Zegerman posting his pinocchios

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
In the early days of his presidency, Trump took a call from Taiwan thinking it was China.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Slamhound posted:

In the early days of his presidency, Trump took a call from Taiwan thinking it was China.

which reminded me of Jeb! giving Marco Rubio the "sword of Chiang"

lmao

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
The NBA was about to go on strike for BLM but then Obama intervened and convinced them to not go through and instead turn the arenas into voting centers.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Slamhound posted:

In the early days of his presidency, Trump took a call from Taiwan thinking it was China.

no he knew it was taiwan, the problem was that he took the call at all and acknowledged their sovereignty, which china has a little bit of a problem with

his "fuckup" was not playing along with his predecessors with pretending it's just part of china

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Excelzior posted:

which reminded me of Jeb! giving Marco Rubio the "sword of Chiang"

lmao

lol I hadn't heard of this.

quote:

“I can’t think back on a time when I’ve ever been prouder to be a Republican, Marco,” Bush said, before recounting the tale of “Chang.”

“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no he knew it was taiwan, the problem was that he took the call at all and acknowledged their sovereignty, which china has a little bit of a problem with

his "fuckup" was not playing along with his predecessors with pretending it's just part of china
As per usual, I think it was both.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Making up orientalist backstory for your LARP props is exceptionally sad, even by liberal standards.

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL

Tubgoat posted:

Making up orientalist backstory for your LARP props is exceptionally sad, even by liberal standards.

https://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2012/02/hoisted-from-the-archives-unleash-chiang-kai-shek.html

lmfao this is fukken great

quote:

When George H. W. Bush in the 1970s and 1980s threatened to "unleash Chang" on his tennis opponents, he was referring to China's onetime strongman and thereafter Taiwan's dictator Chiang Kaishek, leader of the Nationalist Party, the man who had largely reunified China in the 1920s with his army's "Northern Expedition," lost the Chinese Civil War to Mao Zedong's Chinese Communist Party, and then taken refuge with his Guomindang party cadres on Taiwan. After the start of the Korean War, the American 7th Fleet protected Chiang (and Taiwan) from Mao's People's Liberation Army.

Republican wingnuts, however, pretended that the 7th Fleet actually protected Mao's Communists (who had, after all, won the Chinese Civil War) from Chiang's Nationalists (who had, after all, lost it) by keeping Chiang Kaishek leashed. They periodically called for the U.S. to "unleash Chiang Kaishek"--so that Chiang, you see, could invade and conquer the Chinese mainland.

When George H. W. Bush, playing tennis (and losing) in the 1970s and 1980s, would threaten to "unleash Chiang," he was mocking the right-wing nuts of his generation.

But George H. W. Bush's sons--even the smart one, Jeb--never got the joke. They, you see, didn't know enough about world history or even the history of the Republican Party to know who Chiang Kaishek was, or what "Unleash Chiang!" meant. Hence Jeb Bush's explanation that twentieth-century Chinese nationalist, socialist, general, and dictator Chiang Kaishek was a "mystical warrior... who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society."

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
unleash ducklo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
embed chang

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mods please name chang

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Slamhound posted:

As per usual, I think it was both.

it can't be both, china would've been a-ok if he'd said something like that. that's like their whole deal wrt taiwan

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

unleashing chiang leads to the bushusuru

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Animal Friend posted:

I'm just glad that Biden undid the awful trade sanctions that Trump put in place against the tiny island of Cuba.

Trump's legacy is something UNFUNNY best left in memory

Lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

it was funnier than that because Jeb! walked by and slapped him on the shoulder and made a face like "welp!"

It was one of the funniest loving things in a primary loaded with insane poo poo on a daily basis.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOSaKGtLmk

Lmfao

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Animal Friend posted:

Trump's legacy is something UNFUNNY best left in memory

yeah we should call him like He Who Must Not Be Named like hes fuckin voldemort. Really stick it to him


Lol, look at these assholes!!! The actual funny one was the one that was just some dirt on top of cardboard

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

yeah we should call him like He Who Must Not Be Named like hes fuckin voldemort. Really stick it to him


Just remembered drumpf

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered drumpf

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

yeah we should call him like He Who Must Not Be Named like hes fuckin voldemort. Really stick it to him

you sound like a loving nerd

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

yeah we should call him like He Who Must Not Be Named like hes fuckin voldemort. Really stick it to him

Please read another book.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Animal Friend posted:

you sound like a loving nerd

was your post serious??? I was hoping to play off it because there's no way anyone could earnestly hold that extremely lame sentiment

Fish of hemp posted:

Please read another book.

:negative:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

More or less embarrassing than Colbert's love of Kissinger

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Milo and POTUS posted:

More or less embarrassing than Colbert's love of Kissinger

His what of who now

... Jesus christ kissinger was on that final episode of the show, how did I forget

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Jokymi
Jan 31, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy
The president of Conan O'Brien's production company is Kissinger's son.

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