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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Translation here

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oh no, sexy Krampus, please, don't take me away from my family!

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


The kind of strength and coordination needed to carry a grown man in a basket on your back while wearing those pinpoint heels is nothing short of incredible

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


When Christians described Satan with cloven feet, I didn't realize they are THIRSTY.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
When the horny police is sexy Krampus, does that qualify as entrapment?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

Oh no, sexy Krampus, please, don't take me away from my family!

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014




Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






https://i.imgur.com/T4UXOQj.mp4

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Hitmen for Destiny #32: New parasite

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



YOUR FRANK ASPLODE

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Come And See posted:

Some were animals, but some were stuffed toys. I've always wondered if that's why it's called Achewood. As in Hundred Acre Wood.

That works so well that it feels right

And yeah I'm enjoying the achewood posting. I'd been meaning to read through it again but I kept forgetting, so thanks!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao at the kid like hell yeah gtfo dad

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lmao.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Doesn't really translate



"Uniikki lipasto, käyttämätön" means "Unique chest of drawers, unused" but Uniikki is also this guy's rapper name:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Doesn't really translate



"Uniikki lipasto, käyttämätön" means "Unique chest of drawers, unused" but Uniikki is also this guy's rapper name:



drat, easy on the umlauts.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

By popular demand posted:

When Christians described Satan with cloven feet, I didn't realize they are THIRSTY.
Christians are never not thirsty.

Heathcliff tackles institutional racism

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mrfart posted:

drat, easy on the umlauts.

You put one umlaut in a word, and you have to use them for the rest of it (essentially). This is an actual feature of the Finnish language.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

ÿöü püt önë ümläüt ïn ä wörd, änd ÿöü hävë tö üsë thëm för thë rëst öf ït (ëssëntïällÿ). Thïs ïs än äctüäl [ürl="https://ën.wïkïpëdïä.örg/wïkï/Vöwël_härmönÿ#Fïnnïsh"]fëätürë öf thë Fïnnïsh längüägë[/ürl].

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I am surprisingly invested in a comic strip about Wario

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wäääääh

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

needs a dog jury to

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Carthag Tuek posted:

Wäääääh
That's baby Mario

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

How Americans sound to everyone else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBNNCR7ZbGA

e: Also there were exactly zero umlauts in that Fingerpori.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jul 23, 2021

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_WXM93WdU

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMvBPNq9MXQ

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011





Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
You think Wario is shocked by this revelation but in the last frame he's still reeling from having seen Luigi's absolutely massive hog.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Where did you find this footage of me?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

bunnyofdoom posted:

Where did you find this footage of me?

TODD?!

TODD T. T. T. T. T. SQUIRREL?!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

This feels less funny and more just the author being depressed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



thetoughestbean posted:

This feels less funny and more just the author being depressed

firsthundredpfsccomics.jpg

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

thetoughestbean posted:

This feels less funny and more just the author being depressed

Ah your first time reading Pictures For Sad Children?

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Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est

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