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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Clown post was way better and more interesting than anything BRod has ever posted.

Also lol at acting like a handful of short paragraphs is some crazy overreaction effortpost.

Wanna see effortposting? Visit milhist and read undergrad-essay-length posts about the development of a single pre-war torpedo prototype. And those are the short ones that fit in one post.

Well yeah, the total incompetence of US torpedos at the beginning of WWII is pretty cool.

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How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Pagliacci is a really good opera, imo people should go listen to it and then either know Italian or look up a summary. My other opinion is that I don't want Bust Rodd to become an indigenous trickster god.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

did bust rodd hit his head or something because he was always a banal white noise machine but he seems to have gotten profoundly and devastatingly more stupid in a way that might be medically significant

LordSaturn posted:

no he doesn't, though. like just at a bare minimum, the idea that there's nobody who reads the forums who would ever have been labeled that way is extremely suspicious. plenty of people you think of as perfectly normal, unremarkable adults were trapped in special ed classes their entire youth, and you know exactly what everyone in their life called them behind their back

whooooosh

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Len posted:

is he also the poster that makes sure to post any relationship between legal adults is weird and icky if there's an age gap at all?

Yes. An independently wealthy 30 year old woman in a relationship with a 60 year old man must be a victim of 'grooming' because women do not have minds.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Mr. Rodd, you would be vastly better served by using your brief moments of posting freedom to make chill posts and participate in discussions about things other than yourself and simply ignore the things making fun of you

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-3YrkLZU44

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

RFC2324 posted:

Wait til you hear about the ice cream man wars

for real?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

OPAONI posted:

for real?

sorta. in glasgow in particular (but globally) ice cream vans are the perfect cover business. you bring a cash business into some very dodgy neighbourhoods with tons of storage space and a socially acceptable reason for people to come up and buy things from you. this meant that a gang war played out between rival ice cream drug runners including violence, much to the incredulity of the press as it appeared that the dessert competition had heated the gently caress up, lol

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
So that's where they got the Vice City idea from.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

CoolCab posted:

sorta. in glasgow in particular (but globally) ice cream vans are the perfect cover business. you bring a cash business into some very dodgy neighbourhoods with tons of storage space and a socially acceptable reason for people to come up and buy things from you. this meant that a gang war played out between rival ice cream drug runners including violence, much to the incredulity of the press as it appeared that the dessert competition had heated the gently caress up, lol

Its not just Glasgow. From various reporting on it it appears to be a global thing that ice cream men are operators in that world, and if they don't want to be run by a gang they have to be ready to fight for it.

Turns out delivering joy to children is a violent dirty criminal enterprise

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Yes. An independently wealthy 30 year old woman in a relationship with a 60 year old man must be a victim of 'grooming' because women do not have minds.

I swear he made a post like "I just want someone to sit her down and ask why she's dating Leonardo DiCaprio, he's clearly just using her" but I've never been able to find it and might even be mixing up posters

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Bust down Roddiana
I wanna see you melt down
Pinhead for a dick and you proud
Kramer in, then Richards it out

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Len posted:

I swear he made a post like "I just want someone to sit her down and ask why she's dating Leonardo DiCaprio, he's clearly just using her" but I've never been able to find it and might even be mixing up posters

No, that sounds right. I definitely remember him talking about DiCaprio's partner distinct from the incident I was initially thinking of. In between trying to convince people that all classical art is actually child porn.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I set a timer so I could put Bust Rodd on probation but someone beat me to it by like 30 seconds.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Len posted:

I swear he made a post like "I just want someone to sit her down and ask why she's dating Leonardo DiCaprio, he's clearly just using her" but I've never been able to find it and might even be mixing up posters

Why wouldn't anyone want to date Leonardo Di Caprio, that's the real question here.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


sugar mouse posted:

Why wouldn't anyone want to date Leonardo Di Caprio, that's the real question here.

Because she's younger than him and he's clearly just using her for looks

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I set a timer so I could put Bust Rodd on probation but someone beat me to it by like 30 seconds.

The advantage to having access to the reports forum.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

by 14:00 i got really obsessed with this thread and tried to read it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "clown egg clown egg clown egg" and "dick looks like a hosed up puzzle box" in my head for hours,

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Drawing my hermetic circle to conjure an indigenous trickster god, and am horribly disappointed to discover that I have summoned Bust Rodd

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
The most unwelcome goon penis since that one guy’s Horror Hog.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
The "Probate" button under any given Bust Rodd post every six hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lByA5SAE274

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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RFC2324 posted:

Its not just Glasgow. From various reporting on it it appears to be a global thing that ice cream men are operators in that world, and if they don't want to be run by a gang they have to be ready to fight for it.

Turns out delivering joy to children is a violent dirty criminal enterprise

Goddamn I actually thought you were kidding.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Hodgepodge posted:

if it weren't for the meltdown, i'd call it bust rodd's win for trolling fyad hard

im sure this insight was well worth skipping four pages to share

people often say they don't understand how q anon can be real and how do people believe in made up stuff, but it happens way more often people realized. like this post, some strange reality this guy is living in

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

The REAL Goobusters posted:

people often say they don't understand how q anon can be real and how do people believe in made up stuff, but it happens way more often people realized. like this post, some strange reality this guy is living in

I dunno, I think he would have come across a lot better if it weren't for all the things he kept saying

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
All the various mods, IKs, and admins of Something Awful link hands and begin chanting in a circle, conjuring a cartoon hammer to wallop Bust Rodd every 6 hours.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

"indigenous trickster god" was the DOCTOR'S name

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Nuns with Guns posted:

All the various mods, IKs, and admins of Something Awful link hands and begin chanting in a circle, conjuring a cartoon hammer to wallop Bust Rodd every 6 hours.

pretty noteworthy that he managed to earn a 100k hour probe 6 hours at a time

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Nuns with Guns posted:

All the various mods, IKs, and admins of Something Awful link hands and begin chanting in a circle, conjuring a cartoon hammer to wallop Bust Rodd every 6 hours.

Bring it in, guys!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Chainprobe meltdowns are hilarious and I hate that I can't share the joke with anyone else

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

"indigenous trickster god" was the DOCTOR'S name

God... Was a BUST... with a RODD!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm just glad I'm not the worst poster named Rod

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I can't believe Bust Rodd's meltdown has overshadowed Mirthless' meltdown.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

No, that sounds right. I definitely remember him talking about DiCaprio's partner distinct from the incident I was initially thinking of. In between trying to convince people that all classical art is actually child porn.

It was a really weird diatribe about how 60 year old Dennis Quaid marrying a 26 year old Ph.D student was her being some starry eyed, naive waif who was beguiled by big Hollywood man. That he wrote another of his weird fanfic takes on other posters about how she definitely wasn't groomed and is totally a consenting adult so all the meanies can't ever criticize that relationship.

I can't tell if he's from, in, or just obssessed with the NYC comic scene, but all his hyper aggressive ally posting reads as insincere given how he goes to extremes to try and say cancel culture is destroying comedy since you can no longer make rape jokes, sheesh people need to chill out.

pentyne has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Jul 24, 2021

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

I can't believe Bust Rodd's meltdown has overshadowed Mirthless' meltdown.

My favorite description of Mirthless was that “he had found so many hills to die on you could make a hill out of Mirthless corpses for him to die on”

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Ugly In The Morning posted:

My favorite description of Mirthless was that “he had found so many hills to die on you could make a hill out of Mirthless corpses for him to die on”

Don't know anythign about Mirthless but making gangstalking accusations when people are just saying "hey, I don't like you, shut the gently caress up" is pretty lol-worthy

Mirthless posted:

this just isn't worth it anymore

i know there's a discord or off-site thread corresponding to this harassment event and i'm not happy about it but whatever i'll let you guys have your dumb victory, yay, you made me feel bad today because... of nothing, really, we're not really disagreeing and you know that, but what's important is that you got to say a lot of mean things about me and make me overreact because that's what a sperg like me does predictably, now time to pat oursevles on the back for what a welcoming and progressive community we are

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I set a timer so I could put Bust Rodd on probation but someone beat me to it by like 30 seconds.

Gotta be faster on the sticks.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Is this the first traveling chain probe?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

fool of sound posted:

Drawing my hermetic circle to conjure an indigenous trickster god, and am horribly disappointed to discover that I have summoned Bust Rodd

As you finish your incantation, a shadowy stapled penis rises from the center of your summoning circle

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 208 days!

How Wonderful! posted:

If I had a manila folder labeled "information about goon penises" I would want it to be completely empty at all times and I would never ever ever want to put any information into it.

weird way to admit you don't wear underwear

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Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Hodgepodge posted:

weird way to admit you don't wear underwear

what

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