- google THIS
-
|
Johnson and Johnson oops all tears baby shampoo
|
#
?
Jul 17, 2021 03:58
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2024 09:16
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
|
*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.
*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*
|
#
?
Jul 17, 2021 06:09
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Big girls don't cry, no wonder kids think their parents are lame
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 14:42
|
|
- Uria aalge
-
Chi-la-la-la-lax
|
I was crying every other day at the drop of a hat before it was cool
you might even say I started the trend
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 15:26
|
|
- Percy Teatwillow
-
let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
|
I was crying every other day at the drop of a hat before it was cool
you might even say I started the trend
the Ray J of crying, perhaps
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 16:12
|
|
- nut
-
|
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” Doctor says, "Oh wow! You are so cool! I'm a huge fan! Have been for ages, but in person? Wow! Even cooler!"
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 18:06
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
*my hip and cool son comes down stairs wearing a The Cure tour shirt, his C R Y L I F E finger tattoos visible as he runs his hand down the stair rail*
"Morning son! Boo hoo hoo, am I right? Sure am sad today!" I exclaim, while I flip the french toast I'm making for us. He rolls his eyes
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 18:53
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
it's so embarrassing when my dad cries, it's like, jesus dad, you're not cool, stop trying to be cool
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 19:44
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
*I walk in the living room*
Dad: Oh, hello son! Check this out!
*dad pushes play on record player, the melancholy sounds of Bauhaus drift through our home*
Dad: Pretty great, right? I think I feel a cry coming on! Want to join me?
Me: oh my god dad
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 20:00
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
*later at the mall, meeting up with my friends in the Cards for Death of Family section in the Hallmark store*
Sorry I'm late guys. My dad was being so crynge. So cryhard, you know?
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 20:01
|
|
- nut
-
|
*later at the mall, meeting up with my friends in the Cards for Death of Family section in the Hallmark store*
Sorry I'm late guys. My dad was being so crynge. So cryhard, you know?
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 20:06
|
|
- PostsYouCanDanceTo
-
|
don't cry for me, argentina, i want to be the coolest one here, please do not take this away from me
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 20:35
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
Joe Camel depicted smoking at a neon lit funeral, leaning against a gravestone that says THE COMPETITION
a single tobacco-tinted tear escapes his sunglasses
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 18:00
|
|
- take the moon
-
by sebmojo
|
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” Doctor says, "Oh wow! You are so cool! I'm a huge fan! Have been for ages, but in person? Wow! Even cooler!"
& also lol at this whole thread
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 18:24
|
|
- Buttchocks
-
No, I like my hat, thanks.
|
Finding a bunch of wadded up tissues next to my son's bed:
"He's just practice crying. A lot."
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2021 01:30
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
Finding a bunch of wadded up tissues next to my son's bed:
"He's just practice crying. A lot."
a worn and dog-eared copy of Playboohoo sticks out from the corner of his mattress
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2021 01:45
|
|
- Escape From Noise
-
|
Well, if you're so cool, why don't you cry about it???
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 24, 2021
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2021 08:08
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
Thread premise, except in the 30s instead of now:
Instead of soda jerks, we have tear jerks, who for a nickel will tell you a tale of how they had to put their beloved family dog down due to rabies
"We got all kindsa cryin' heeeeah!" is the call that rings out over the Boardwalk on a cool Saturday afternoon, "we got dead pets, we got poverty, we got a guy who has a blind daughter who loves drawing pictures, and the pictures look nothing like what they should, but he tells her they're beautiful anyway! Come on in ladies and gentlemen, young and old, one cry for a nickel, three for a dime!"
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 00:31
|
|
- SeaGoatSupreme
-
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
|
Im finally cool thank u
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 00:46
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
*later at the mall, meeting up with my friends in the Cards for Death of Family section in the Hallmark store*
Sorry I'm late guys. My dad was being so crynge. So cryhard, you know?
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 01:44
|
|
- Buttchocks
-
No, I like my hat, thanks.
|
National Lament's SAD Magazine
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 02:43
|
|
- Escape From Noise
-
|
Budweiser's new ad campaign featuring a night out with The Boys watching The Big Game and crying into their beers (Buds)
This Bud's for you, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on.
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 03:09
|
|
- Escape From Noise
-
|
Miller fighting back with an ad featuring Cat's In the Cradle and lonely dads drinking Miller as they sob so hard their bodies shake.
"If you need a cry, we've got the beer Miller Beer" sung in a bleak dirge brings the ad to an end.
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 03:41
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
National Lament's SAD Magazine
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 03:45
|
|
- Areola Grande
-
it's a free country u pervs
|
pro tip: there are over 200 reaction videos to Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares 2 u on YouTube. use this power discretely in order 2 gain power and friends
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 04:36
|
|
- Escape From Noise
-
|
Yeah, she's a huge crying influencer, but she got tear duct enlargement surgery, so it's all fake.
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 04:42
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2024 09:16
|
|
- Code Jockey
-
69420 basic bytes free
|
Yeah, she's a huge crying influencer, but she got tear duct enlargement surgery, so it's all fake.
what the gently caress
*throws away autographed kleenex box*
never have heroes, folks
|
#
?
Jul 25, 2021 04:46
|
|