the rpg is the genre of kings

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Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Pablo Nergigante posted:

RPGs ftw

# ? Jul 25, 2021 00:18

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GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

It stands for Really Poggers Games.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 01:16

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Arpeggio is just the Italian word for RPG

lmao

# ? Jul 25, 2021 01:17

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

GorfZaplen posted:

It stands for Really Poggers Games.

thinking about the incredibly not mad GameFAQS guy talking about Quest 64

# ? Jul 25, 2021 02:20

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

# ? Jul 25, 2021 02:21

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Food Boner posted:

# ? Jul 25, 2021 04:29

Food Boner: Jul 2, 2005

Sub-Actuality posted:

that bit was so out of left field had I been drinking something I probably would have spit it out

# ? Jul 25, 2021 05:32

magikid: Nov 4, 2006; Wielder of the Soup Spoon

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming. :jerkbag:

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

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# ? Jul 25, 2021 07:25

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 07:44

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

if dragon quest encounters are taking you 5 minutes a piece maybe you should get yourself tested

# ? Jul 25, 2021 07:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

lmao

# ? Jul 25, 2021 08:11

magikid: Nov 4, 2006; Wielder of the Soup Spoon

So I guess you guys had a pretty good time with it then.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 08:21

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

Nice troll post. Dipshit.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 08:23

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

magikid posted:

So I guess you guys had a pretty good time with it then.

you couldnt even kill a metal slime lol

# ? Jul 25, 2021 08:40

absolutely anything: Dec 28, 2006; ~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

a noob approaches

# ? Jul 25, 2021 11:08

absolutely anything: Dec 28, 2006; ~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

noob because u seem to be really bad at dragon quest and noob bc u seem to have mistaken imp zone for the place where u post fail rear end rants about how a game sucks cause youre bad at it btw. games is up a few forums

# ? Jul 25, 2021 11:11

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Out of all possible reasons to dislike Dragon Quest, I was not expecting to see "it's too hard."

# ? Jul 25, 2021 11:37

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

*grinds 10 hours to buy the new sword*
*finds the same sword in a chest in the next dungeon*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

# ? Jul 25, 2021 13:19

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 13:29

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Bongo Bill posted:

Out of all possible reasons to dislike Dragon Quest, I was not expecting to see "it's too hard."

lol seriously

# ? Jul 25, 2021 13:46

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

elf help book posted:

*grinds 10 hours to buy the new sword*
*finds the same sword in a chest in the next dungeon*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 13:58

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

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preparing to head to the imp zone, the forum full of people who enjoy playing video games, and the rpg thread, the thread for people who particularly enjoy playing rpgs, to post my bitter screed about how I�m so sick of all the Horii-wank in one of the most beloved rpg series of all time

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:15

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

elf help book posted:

*grinds 10 hours to buy the new sword*
*finds the same sword in a chest in the next dungeon*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:23

mycophobia: May 7, 2008

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:26

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmfao

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:54

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

magikid posted:

I just finished Dragon Quest VIII and I have no idea why anyone likes this game, or this series in general.

Slowest, grindiest thing I've ever played. Randoms are like five minutes each and give almost no experience or money. The only way to level is to hunt a specific extremely rare monster that just runs away before you can do anything. And equipment is so expensive it seems like it would take, no poo poo, almost ten hours of money grinding to get a single weapon. I had to do a "no shop" challenge by default. Oh, but the game was so charming.

Sorry, just really had to get that out there. Enjoy Dragon Quest if you want.

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you should check out final fantasy mystic quest as it is a RPG that is very simple and made for babies and i think you will enjoy it

# ? Jul 25, 2021 15:59

Hizke: Feb 14, 2010

Meloncholric posted:

you should check out final fantasy mystic quest as it is a RPG that is very simple and made for babies and i think you will enjoy it

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:23

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Hizke posted:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:35

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

absolutely anything posted:

a noob approaches

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:38

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Hizke posted:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:38

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

One noob sees another noob getting flamed and tries to jump in with the regulars. A tale as old as time�

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:40

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

*grinds 10 hours to buy the new sword*
*finds the same sword in a chest in the next dungeon*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pablo Nergigante posted:

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:47

herculon: Sep 7, 2018

Hizke posted:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:55

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Hizke posted:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:58

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

elf help book posted:

*grinds 10 hours to buy the new sword*
*finds the same sword in a chest in the next dungeon*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

# ? Jul 25, 2021 17:38

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

A Metal Slime draws near? Command?

ohkay a slime, this will be easy, ahuh huh. I missed! What the freaking f... hell.�oh, ohkay, finally an attack � dood! one freaking damage? AH AH AH AH! it's glitching out, it only does one damage every time! every time, my attacks are hitting, alright, but it's only one damage. it's freaking glitched, you'd think after eight games they'd get it right. snorts well, at least i'm getting tons of exper- it ran away! are you freaking kidding me, ohkay, that's it. goes to system settings and uninstalls the game that's about enough of that, folks. tune in tomorrow night for a chill relaxing time hanging out in the return to Fallout: New Vegas for the CONCLUSION of the Dead Money DLC... and beyond!

# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:46

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Bolverkur posted:

A Metal Slime draws near? Command?

ohkay a slime, this will be easy, ahuh huh. I missed! What the freaking f... hell. oh, ohkay, finally an attack – dood! one freaking damage? AH AH AH AH! it's glitching out, it only does one damage every time! every time, my attacks are hitting, alright, but it's only one damage. it's freaking glitched, you'd think after eight games they'd get it right. snorts well, at least i'm getting tons of exper- it ran away! are you freaking kidding me, ohkay, that's it. goes to system settings and uninstalls the game that's about enough of that, folks. tune in tomorrow night for a chill relaxing time hanging out in the return to Fallout: New Vegas for the CONCLUSION of the Dead Money DLC... and beyond!

lmao

# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:51

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Bolverkur posted:

A Metal Slime draws near? Command?

ohkay a slime, this will be easy, ahuh huh. I missed! What the freaking f... hell.�oh, ohkay, finally an attack � dood! one freaking damage? AH AH AH AH! it's glitching out, it only does one damage every time! every time, my attacks are hitting, alright, but it's only one damage. it's freaking glitched, you'd think after eight games they'd get it right. snorts well, at least i'm getting tons of exper- it ran away! are you freaking kidding me, ohkay, that's it. goes to system settings and uninstalls the game that's about enough of that, folks. tune in tomorrow night for a chill relaxing time hanging out in the return to Fallout: New Vegas for the CONCLUSION of the Dead Money DLC... and beyond!

lmfao

# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:52

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Bolverkur posted:

A Metal Slime draws near? Command?

ohkay a slime, this will be easy, ahuh huh. I missed! What the freaking f... hell.�oh, ohkay, finally an attack � dood! one freaking damage? AH AH AH AH! it's glitching out, it only does one damage every time! every time, my attacks are hitting, alright, but it's only one damage. it's freaking glitched, you'd think after eight games they'd get it right. snorts well, at least i'm getting tons of exper- it ran away! are you freaking kidding me, ohkay, that's it. goes to system settings and uninstalls the game that's about enough of that, folks. tune in tomorrow night for a chill relaxing time hanging out in the return to Fallout: New Vegas for the CONCLUSION of the Dead Money DLC... and beyond!

hell yeah

# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:53

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:00

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Bolverkur posted:

A Metal Slime draws near? Command?

ohkay a slime, this will be easy, ahuh huh. I missed! What the freaking f... hell.�oh, ohkay, finally an attack � dood! one freaking damage? AH AH AH AH! it's glitching out, it only does one damage every time! every time, my attacks are hitting, alright, but it's only one damage. it's freaking glitched, you'd think after eight games they'd get it right. snorts well, at least i'm getting tons of exper- it ran away! are you freaking kidding me, ohkay, that's it. goes to system settings and uninstalls the game that's about enough of that, folks. tune in tomorrow night for a chill relaxing time hanging out in the return to Fallout: New Vegas for the CONCLUSION of the Dead Money DLC... and beyond!

Lol

# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:56

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