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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
The real loaded object here is Taguchi's rear end.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SG Bamboo posted:

ELP went back home to Canada during covid, and when he came back for super J cup months later his finisher was a superkick. He claims he just trained relentlessly on trees in the canadian wilderness to perfect the superkick but everyone else are sore losers and claim the boot is loaded



Cerebral Bore posted:

ELP's finisher is a superkick that's total murder, and the theory is that he's loaded his boot.

Also holy poo poo the echo on those suplexes.



Lamuella posted:

El Phantasmo has won several matches with a kick that seems disproportionately damaging and the suggestion is that his boot is loaded.


Total bullshit, when are we gonna talk about Taguchi's loaded rear end?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

MJeff posted:

Total bullshit, when are we gonna talk about Taguchi's loaded rear end?

Are you going to arrest the man for having too much junk in the trunk? Dispicable

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
kevin talking like that flip kick totally didnt whiff lol

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
This match is great, by the way.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


MJeff posted:

Total bullshit, when are we gonna talk about Taguchi's loaded rear end?

Put him in a match with Rika Tatsumi

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Cerebral Bore posted:

This match is great, by the way.

:yeah:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
here for more boot lore

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
....I think Ishimori hurt his knee.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
That was the greatest Tornado DDT I've ever seen.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJeff posted:

....I think Ishimori hurt his knee.

Looks like his strategy to deal with this was to just not give a gently caress :gonk:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

ELP is a good flying guy

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TAKE THE BOOT OFF ELP!

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

That was kind of a psychotic idea, ELP.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

The only thing inside the boot was a low blow

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Beginning to think that Phantasmo might be good at the ol' pro wrestling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GODDAMMIT REF! GODDAMMIT!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the mystery of the boot lives on

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sato!

Look at the loving boot before you count the pin!

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



They would have won if they’d focused on winning instead of the boot!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't tongue your boot, ELP! :gonk:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
That was absolutely incredible from beginning to end.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That was a good match, but I dunno, have a hard time seeing a better team to beat them than Mega Coaches, there. Please, God, don't let it be R3K.

a cyborg mug posted:

They would have won if they’d focused on winning instead of the boot!

If Sato had done his job and looked at the boot, they would've won!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
elp should do a shoey

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Ishimori diving for the boot like it was the One Ring was a pretty good bit of background business while Phantasmo scored the pin

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

ROBBIE :neckbeard:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the IWGP Jnr Heavyweight Championship is coming home!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

MJeff posted:

If Sato had done his job and looked at the boot, they would've won!

Expecting basic competency smdh

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Now this should be real loving good too.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Win for Australia Robbie

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Two juniors with leg submissions, this should rule

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo Despy is so goddamn good.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Those are some nice sounding kicks

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
This is mean to our robbie

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
The advantage of all that empty space is that the echoes from the chops and kicks are completely loving awesome.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
I guess knees are overrated

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
These guys hate legs in the way that Naito and Ibushi hate necks.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Remembered this song and now can't think of anything else. https://youtu.be/aelpqWEBHR4

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Both these guys rule hard

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