Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/fZjWolR.mp4

# ? Jul 26, 2021 01:43

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:23

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

That cat sounds nothing like I expected it to

Here's maybs lookin cute af

# ? Jul 26, 2021 01:51

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

dog nougat posted:

That cat sounds nothing like I expected it to

Yeah I was expecting it to say something more like "mrrrah" or "may your feet find warm sands"

# ? Jul 26, 2021 01:59

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/fZjWolR.mp4

Oh my God that sweet little mew.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 02:00

raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

dog nougat posted:

That cat sounds nothing like I expected it to

Here's maybs lookin cute af

Oriental Shorthairs! They are the chattiest cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckJOIPG1tE

# ? Jul 26, 2021 02:16

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtko3zrSUI1xoyw8p.mp4

There's music, but you already know what it is

# ? Jul 26, 2021 02:42

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

IMJack posted:

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1419281287823597580

# ? Jul 26, 2021 03:26

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://youtu.be/J_i6Tt0HLdQ

This girl is now 13 and she is in the Brazilian skate team at the Olympics games

Update:
https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/1419531874498658304?s=20

She lost the Gold to another 13 year-old girl. Christ I feel old. :corsair:

# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:09

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/fZjWolR.mp4

This cat remind me of the banjo kid from deliverance

# ? Jul 26, 2021 11:52

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:43

RubberLuffy: Mar 31, 2011

oops

# ? Jul 26, 2021 17:53

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 26, 2021 18:08

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

# ? Jul 26, 2021 22:42

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/G7EKjdi.gifv

# ? Jul 27, 2021 06:39

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Baby birds (sound):
https://i.imgur.com/PE1NNGH.mp4

# ? Jul 27, 2021 15:42

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Kennel posted:

Baby birds (sound):
https://i.imgur.com/PE1NNGH.mp4

I wanna play with the little birdies

# ? Jul 27, 2021 16:19

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BLJmjDz7Tk
Alice the Fox is an excellent channel for adorable fox content.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 17:16

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/YWRK0Zg.mp4

Yiiisssssssss

# ? Jul 27, 2021 17:59

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/bYPfMgY.gifv

# ? Jul 27, 2021 21:16

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YWRK0Zg.mp4

Yiiisssssssss

Polishing the lizard...if you know what I mean.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 22:01

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bYPfMgY.gifv

I wanna play with a cute little baby kangaroo. :saddowns:

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:13

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Polishing the lizard...if you know what I mean.

Uh, yeah. You quoted the video.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:13

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

https://gfycat.com/personalzigzagchimneyswift-dog

Old labs are the best (y/n)

# ? Jul 28, 2021 01:18

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Bored posted:

Uh, yeah. You quoted the video.

I didn't have sound when I watched it.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 03:08

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Sound on

https://twitter.com/EderAlex/status/1420347608883675140

edit: bonus: hello panda

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1420346335040053253

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 12:48 on Jul 28, 2021

# ? Jul 28, 2021 12:40

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1420346335040053253

Croissant is a good name for a cat.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 12:59

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Sound on

edit: bonus: hello panda

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1420346335040053253

I am the load bearing chocolate panda cookies.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 13:51

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/fIy3QGS.mp4

# ? Jul 28, 2021 14:38

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/2e5UQoV.gifv

# ? Jul 28, 2021 17:51

mystes: May 31, 2006

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2e5UQoV.gifv

Can't wait for part II of the video where it says "MUST DESTROY ALL HUMANS".

# ? Jul 28, 2021 18:25

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Just going to repost this from two years ago, because unfortunately I've just had to put Abby, my faithful old black Lab, to sleep. Officially it was an infection and kidney failure, but really it was just Old - she was 14, her legs had gone to arthritis, and it was just a matter of time. Anyway, enjoy some pics of this very good girl.

She's surprisingly hard to get a picture of because her first reaction to seeing a camera is to charge up as close as possible to it, because - as an object being held by a human - it's obviously food for her.

This is her just after my parents got her, as a rescue at about 2 years old. This is one of her favourite dramatic poses - if she sees shoes going on, it's obviously walk time and she isn't letting you get away with not taking her out.

Here is one of the few pictures that are close to her posing - as a young lady she would lay in the sunshine until her fur was literally too hot to touch. She's finally realised the folly of this, but...

She's still too stupid to come in out of the rain or snow. This is another of her favourite poses by the way - if there's no walk forthcoming, she'll just sit at the gate and make "Please rescue me" eyes at any passers by. If they're silly enough to fall for it and start stroking her, she'll pull her favourite trick which unfortunately I've never managed to get on camera - as you stroke, she slowly and silently rolls over until without you even realising it you're rubbing her belly.

That belly in detail. Occasionally you'll just turn around and she'll be in this pose - the front paws held up like "Oh no, everyone can see my belly, I hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position!".

I hate people who dress up their dogs. This scarf is not me dressing her up at all. And she totally doesn't love the fact that random passers-by stroking her goes up 200% when she wears it around Christmas. If you guessed I'm holding up a treat to make her stay still long enough for the picture, you're absolutely correct.

Being a Labrador she loves water. Stagnant puddles, random algae-filled buckets, and here the Thames - ignore the solemn bloody face, she does that all the time - check out that tail action.

Being a dog though, she hates clean water, especially when there's soap involved. This is the face you get when the pleasant afternoon in the back garden suddenly involves those two elements.

RIP Abby, you're dropping a whole dog's worth of fur a day on a cloud now.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 20:52

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I didn't have sound when I watched it.

I was being a pretend jerk-idiot back, like I didn�t understand euphemisms. I didn�t mean to make you feel bad, if I did.I�m very sorry.

Have babby Wolves howling.
https://youtu.be/TadeUOotsU8

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# ? Jul 28, 2021 23:55

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Just going to repost this from two years ago, because unfortunately I've just had to put Abby, my faithful old black Lab, to sleep. Officially it was an infection and kidney failure, but really it was just Old - she was 14, her legs had gone to arthritis, and it was just a matter of time. Anyway, enjoy some pics of this very good girl.

She's surprisingly hard to get a picture of because her first reaction to seeing a camera is to charge up as close as possible to it, because - as an object being held by a human - it's obviously food for her.

This is her just after my parents got her, as a rescue at about 2 years old. This is one of her favourite dramatic poses - if she sees shoes going on, it's obviously walk time and she isn't letting you get away with not taking her out.

Here is one of the few pictures that are close to her posing - as a young lady she would lay in the sunshine until her fur was literally too hot to touch. She's finally realised the folly of this, but...

She's still too stupid to come in out of the rain or snow. This is another of her favourite poses by the way - if there's no walk forthcoming, she'll just sit at the gate and make "Please rescue me" eyes at any passers by. If they're silly enough to fall for it and start stroking her, she'll pull her favourite trick which unfortunately I've never managed to get on camera - as you stroke, she slowly and silently rolls over until without you even realising it you're rubbing her belly.

That belly in detail. Occasionally you'll just turn around and she'll be in this pose - the front paws held up like "Oh no, everyone can see my belly, I hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position!".

I hate people who dress up their dogs. This scarf is not me dressing her up at all. And she totally doesn't love the fact that random passers-by stroking her goes up 200% when she wears it around Christmas. If you guessed I'm holding up a treat to make her stay still long enough for the picture, you're absolutely correct.

Being a Labrador she loves water. Stagnant puddles, random algae-filled buckets, and here the Thames - ignore the solemn bloody face, she does that all the time - check out that tail action.

Being a dog though, she hates clean water, especially when there's soap involved. This is the face you get when the pleasant afternoon in the back garden suddenly involves those two elements.

RIP Abby, you're dropping a whole dog's worth of fur a day on a cloud now.

Jesus Christ, this is nuclear grade poo poo and I am definitely not crying, YOU'RE crying.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 00:30

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Just going to repost this from two years ago, because unfortunately I've just had to put Abby, my faithful old black Lab, to sleep. Officially it was an infection and kidney failure, but really it was just Old - she was 14, her legs had gone to arthritis, and it was just a matter of time. Anyway, enjoy some pics of this very good girl.

She's surprisingly hard to get a picture of because her first reaction to seeing a camera is to charge up as close as possible to it, because - as an object being held by a human - it's obviously food for her.

This is her just after my parents got her, as a rescue at about 2 years old. This is one of her favourite dramatic poses - if she sees shoes going on, it's obviously walk time and she isn't letting you get away with not taking her out.

Here is one of the few pictures that are close to her posing - as a young lady she would lay in the sunshine until her fur was literally too hot to touch. She's finally realised the folly of this, but...

She's still too stupid to come in out of the rain or snow. This is another of her favourite poses by the way - if there's no walk forthcoming, she'll just sit at the gate and make "Please rescue me" eyes at any passers by. If they're silly enough to fall for it and start stroking her, she'll pull her favourite trick which unfortunately I've never managed to get on camera - as you stroke, she slowly and silently rolls over until without you even realising it you're rubbing her belly.

That belly in detail. Occasionally you'll just turn around and she'll be in this pose - the front paws held up like "Oh no, everyone can see my belly, I hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position!".

I hate people who dress up their dogs. This scarf is not me dressing her up at all. And she totally doesn't love the fact that random passers-by stroking her goes up 200% when she wears it around Christmas. If you guessed I'm holding up a treat to make her stay still long enough for the picture, you're absolutely correct.

Being a Labrador she loves water. Stagnant puddles, random algae-filled buckets, and here the Thames - ignore the solemn bloody face, she does that all the time - check out that tail action.

Being a dog though, she hates clean water, especially when there's soap involved. This is the face you get when the pleasant afternoon in the back garden suddenly involves those two elements.

RIP Abby, you're dropping a whole dog's worth of fur a day on a cloud now.

That's a pro fuckin' dog & it suddenly got real dusty in here

# ? Jul 29, 2021 01:20

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That is an exceptionally good dog.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 01:53

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

e: tweet deleted :mad:

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# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:23

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Just going to repost this from two years ago, because unfortunately I've just had to put Abby, my faithful old black Lab, to sleep. Officially it was an infection and kidney failure, but really it was just Old - she was 14, her legs had gone to arthritis, and it was just a matter of time. Anyway, enjoy some pics of this very good girl.

She's surprisingly hard to get a picture of because her first reaction to seeing a camera is to charge up as close as possible to it, because - as an object being held by a human - it's obviously food for her.

This is her just after my parents got her, as a rescue at about 2 years old. This is one of her favourite dramatic poses - if she sees shoes going on, it's obviously walk time and she isn't letting you get away with not taking her out.

Here is one of the few pictures that are close to her posing - as a young lady she would lay in the sunshine until her fur was literally too hot to touch. She's finally realised the folly of this, but...

She's still too stupid to come in out of the rain or snow. This is another of her favourite poses by the way - if there's no walk forthcoming, she'll just sit at the gate and make "Please rescue me" eyes at any passers by. If they're silly enough to fall for it and start stroking her, she'll pull her favourite trick which unfortunately I've never managed to get on camera - as you stroke, she slowly and silently rolls over until without you even realising it you're rubbing her belly.

That belly in detail. Occasionally you'll just turn around and she'll be in this pose - the front paws held up like "Oh no, everyone can see my belly, I hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position!".

I hate people who dress up their dogs. This scarf is not me dressing her up at all. And she totally doesn't love the fact that random passers-by stroking her goes up 200% when she wears it around Christmas. If you guessed I'm holding up a treat to make her stay still long enough for the picture, you're absolutely correct.

Being a Labrador she loves water. Stagnant puddles, random algae-filled buckets, and here the Thames - ignore the solemn bloody face, she does that all the time - check out that tail action.

Being a dog though, she hates clean water, especially when there's soap involved. This is the face you get when the pleasant afternoon in the back garden suddenly involves those two elements.

RIP Abby, you're dropping a whole dog's worth of fur a day on a cloud now.

An eternally good dog.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:34

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Abby, forever a good dog

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Abby looks like she was a sweetie.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:59

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:23

TheOneAndOnlyT: Dec 18, 2005; Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Just going to repost this from two years ago, because unfortunately I've just had to put Abby, my faithful old black Lab, to sleep. Officially it was an infection and kidney failure, but really it was just Old - she was 14, her legs had gone to arthritis, and it was just a matter of time. Anyway, enjoy some pics of this very good girl.

She's surprisingly hard to get a picture of because her first reaction to seeing a camera is to charge up as close as possible to it, because - as an object being held by a human - it's obviously food for her.

This is her just after my parents got her, as a rescue at about 2 years old. This is one of her favourite dramatic poses - if she sees shoes going on, it's obviously walk time and she isn't letting you get away with not taking her out.

Here is one of the few pictures that are close to her posing - as a young lady she would lay in the sunshine until her fur was literally too hot to touch. She's finally realised the folly of this, but...

She's still too stupid to come in out of the rain or snow. This is another of her favourite poses by the way - if there's no walk forthcoming, she'll just sit at the gate and make "Please rescue me" eyes at any passers by. If they're silly enough to fall for it and start stroking her, she'll pull her favourite trick which unfortunately I've never managed to get on camera - as you stroke, she slowly and silently rolls over until without you even realising it you're rubbing her belly.

That belly in detail. Occasionally you'll just turn around and she'll be in this pose - the front paws held up like "Oh no, everyone can see my belly, I hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position!".

I hate people who dress up their dogs. This scarf is not me dressing her up at all. And she totally doesn't love the fact that random passers-by stroking her goes up 200% when she wears it around Christmas. If you guessed I'm holding up a treat to make her stay still long enough for the picture, you're absolutely correct.

Being a Labrador she loves water. Stagnant puddles, random algae-filled buckets, and here the Thames - ignore the solemn bloody face, she does that all the time - check out that tail action.

Being a dog though, she hates clean water, especially when there's soap involved. This is the face you get when the pleasant afternoon in the back garden suddenly involves those two elements.

RIP Abby, you're dropping a whole dog's worth of fur a day on a cloud now.

I remember when you first made this post in response to my memorial of my in-laws� black lab. I want you to know that Abby was clearly a good dog back then and it sounds like she was a good dog right up until the last moment.

But remember that for every good dog that leaves this earth, a new good dog enters it. Say hello to my BIL�s new dog Boomer.

He�s very different from Seamus (he was mute, Boomer won�t shut up) but he is still an excellent dog. If he ever sits still, I�ll be sure to give him some extra scritches in Abby�s honor.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 04:14

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