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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I think it was just a popup in Dubai or wherever, no clue how it actually did.

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

pseudanonymous posted:

No he did it first in the Middle East then it failed or whatever then he tried again in Canada.
My favorite part of the backstory is how the menu for the Dubai version actually looked tempting. Like, I bet it sucked too, but it actually sounded good if you did not know Nathen Mazri was involved.

Oh you can still find the menu. Here are the two I would totally want to eat if I saw them on any menu but GarfieldEATS:

Garfield Indiano - cheese, milk, Tikka Masala sauces, and mild Indian spices
Shishchicken - shish kebab with lemon thyme, oregano, olive, onion, and vegetables

(Well maybe not if the name "Garfield Indiano" still existed)

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


deedee megadoodoo posted:

My girlfriend owns these and I think they’re acceptable garfwear




azurite posted:

Where'd she find these? Asking for a friend.

Yeah how do I find the pink one.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
mods change my name to Garfield Indiano tia

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Nathen does not want to gently caress Red Green

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
perhaps his name (dripping of Christmas)

perhaps his age (advanced, ongoing; not timeless cels)

perhaps his Canadianness (limited reach, also ew)

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Big Brent's Chili Cheese dog

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Zeniel posted:

Big Brent's Chili Cheese dog

Wanda is missing from all food promotions and all Nathen will say is "She knows why! Scorches!"

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

Yeah how do I find the pink one.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Bart's big have a cow lasagna

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Moltar's Big Beefaroni vs. Zorak's Big Beef-O-getti

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Escape From Noise posted:

Moltar's Big Beefaroni vs. Zorak's Big Beef-O-getti

Brak’s Beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIaSOSwG0GY

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

(Beatboxing)
Whoa. Hey!
Don't Garf me!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
He's gonna put that stupid rear end talking dunebuggy on an ice-cream cake.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
how deep do the layers go, when will Nathan entergage with a garfield body pillow

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

reignofevil posted:

He's gonna put that stupid rear end talking dunebuggy on an ice-cream cake.

Too much effort. He'll probably slap them on a can of chili or something.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Zeniel posted:

Big Brent's Chili Cheese dog

The original 3D Brent Butt they used to show at the end of the credits was so ugly and frightening. That's the perfect mascot to sell me cheesy processed saltmeats

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Lmao

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
does Garfield canonically poop?

are there Garfield strips that concern the litterbox or said pooping?

asking for a friend

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sorry, gonna head you off there and tell you there's no Garfield scat porn

although this is likely to be one of Nathan's fervent Google searches

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Jon, I can smell you...

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Binary Badger posted:

sorry, gonna head you off there and tell you there's no Garfield scat porn

is this to imply there's regular Garfield porn?

:ohdear:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Simone Magus posted:

is this to imply there's regular Garfield porn?

:ohdear:

Davis will clearly do almost anything for money.

Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010

Luxrage posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it kind of baffles me that this is/was a Toronto/Canada specific thing and he went with Garfield of all IPs. You think he'd be savvy enough to at least take a Canadian franchise and maybe get some :canada: market brownie points. Where's my farm2plate Bert Raccoon Burgers? My Trailer Park Boys: Bubble's Big Cart Lasagna?


I wonder if Red Green would be up for such a lucrative advertising opportunity?

"Every Red Green Show grass-fed jumbo hot dog comes with a roll of duct tape for added re-box reusability!"
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you entergaging!.”

gently caress it split the difference and go Rocky and Bullwinkle.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Simone Magus posted:

is this to imply there's regular Garfield porn?

:ohdear:

please refer to rule #34

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
brb commissioning a "mistakes into miracles" Garfield/Sonic/Doug crossover

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Empty Sandwich posted:

Nathen does not want to gently caress Red Green

ah god the visual

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Simone Magus posted:

does Garfield canonically poop?

are there Garfield strips that concern the litterbox or said pooping?

asking for a friend

I read Garfield comics as a kid, and there is a specific Garfield comic where they are golfing and Jon yells at Garfield for pooping in the sand trap. So I believe it is canon yes.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Jon's the type of person to take his cat with him while golfing.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Festus The Fetus posted:

gently caress it split the difference and go Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Dudley Do-Right Big Cow Lasagne. Horse Angus Burgers!

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Empty Sandwich posted:

Nathen does not want to gently caress Red Green

If Nathen doesn't find ya handsome, he should at least find ya entergageable

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Duckman2008 posted:

I read Garfield comics as a kid, and there is a specific Garfield comic where they are golfing and Jon yells at Garfield for pooping in the sand trap. So I believe it is canon yes.

how does jon afford golf

what even does jon do???

and what the gently caress ever happened to his :airquote: roommate :airquote: ?????

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
GARFIELD EATS

LYMAN SLEEPS

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

lasagna harvest looking ripe this year

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Duckman2008 posted:

I read Garfield comics as a kid, and there is a specific Garfield comic where they are golfing and Jon yells at Garfield for pooping in the sand trap. So I believe it is canon yes.

"Sand trap, sandbox, what's the difference?"

the punchline has stuck with me for decades because when I read it I didn't know what a sand trap was and I'd never heard "sandbox" for "litterbox"

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

drat Garf got game, just a powerful lover

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Nathen should've chose Velma as his cartoon character. That way he could keep the orange sauce and orange everything.

Big Beef City posted:

drat Garf got game, just a powerful lover

drat, who did you piss off to get that avatar/text combo? Hopefully the person who bought you that knows that posts, even angry ones, can't hurt you.

disclaimer because apparently this needs a disclaimer (this post was more about curiosity regarding BBC's av/custom title which yeah I coulda PMed the guy but eh):

Yes posts can absolutely effect you in subtle and not-so-subtle ways. I think most people here know what words are capable of. Posts can alter your heart rate and constrict blood vessels, a particular bad one might even trigger tunnel vision and tinnitus. A post also has the power to make advocates of a less hostile internet experience immediately call someone else a piece of poo poo.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Jul 30, 2021

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Nathen should've chose Velma as his cartoon character. That way he could keep the orange sauce and orange everything.

drat, who did you piss off to get that avatar/text combo? Hopefully the person who bought you that knows that posts, even angry ones, can't hurt you.

My bet would be this guy:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3974750&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post516534645

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