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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
You know I had to do it to em

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

did you just

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003



Did my dissertation on Magritte, this really gave me a belly laugh

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

make me

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

djssniper posted:

Did my dissertation on Magritte, this really gave me a belly laugh

I did mine on Jim Davis’ Pipe Strip and found it thought provoking.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Jim Davis’ Pipe

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




So many mysteries of life that were represented to 8-year-old me as Garfield merchandise



This coffee mug was in my house (actually it might have been a wastebasket), and I interpreted it to mean that in one frame he's dreaming of a big, fat hairy "deal" (i.e. something that he has bargained for and that he has coming to him); and then on the other side he has obtained the "deal", which is the smiley faced cookie or whatever it is, and he's halfway through eating it and telling you to have a nice day for giving it to him, even though it is neither fat nor hairy

This was but one of dozens of Garfield phrasings that I assumed for years was just beyond my understanding as a mere callow youth who had as yet seen nothing of the adult world, and like the obscure references to "the Angry Mauve Planet" and "Flipper Gets the Ick" and "a sex that likes to tattoo themselves" (likes to.. "talk to themselves"? What?), it would all come to make sense eventually

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Now I want a coffee mug with that Garfield strip.

You know, that strip. The one with a coffee mug.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Now I want a coffee mug with that Garfield strip.

You know, that strip. The one with a coffee mug.

A dog semen cup. You want a dog semen cup with a Garfield strip.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I swear there used to be a "buy this strip on a mug or tshirt" button on the Garfield site, but now it just redirects to the parent company

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat

https://www.amazon.com/Dexas-Lidded-MudBuster-Portable-Cleaner/dp/B088JPC99D

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

mudbustin' makes me feel good

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




something is very wrong if you're busting mud

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


hey so uh, my d-
uh, my dog's paw,

is stuck, does anyone have any advice?

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"



My wife actually bought one of those because our dogs get muddy a lot.

Obviously it doesn’t work at all and was a terrible scam and apparently is just for perverts.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

space uncle posted:

My wife actually bought one of those because our dogs get muddy a lot.

Obviously it doesn’t work at all and was a terrible scam and apparently is just for perverts.

So you get plenty of use out of it then, huh?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol @ anyone who isn't a "pervert"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Planet's dying cloud. Who cares anymore

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

bike tory posted:

hey so uh, my d-
uh, my dog's paw,

is stuck, does anyone have any advice?

It's gotta feel better on your hog than that boot cleaner I tried in front of Cracker Barrel, once. Once.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

Well, I ain't no criminal...

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The Bloop posted:

lol @ anyone who isn't a "pervert"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Bloop posted:

lol @ anyone who isn't a "pervert"

Pfft, being a pervert is so 90's.

It's all about being a prevert now.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Brains have the texture pretty similar to scrambled eggs, so this tracks.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pfft, being a pervert is so 90's.

It's all about being a prevert now.

psh, I'm over it. I'm well into my neo-post-vert stage.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pfft, being a pervert is so 90's.

It's all about being a prevert now.

Man, I wish I was horizonal right now! Though maybe that's postvert.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


They should have wrote "cup full of dog cum" smdh

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



The Lone Badger posted:

What's worse? A flooded mine, or a flooded mine full of sharks?

I loved that level in Depth.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


THIS POST MUST BE
EMPTYQUOTED BY EVERYONE BUSTIN

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Very nice sound.
https://i.imgur.com/oLRY5de.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

"Dick, Dick, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Dale? You know that sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!"

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Did my dissertation on skull, this really gave me a chuckle

Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”
MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Blood Nightmaster posted:

MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back



Why do you receive sex toys at work?

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

OPAONI posted:

Why do you receive sex toys at work?

Why don’t you?

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