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Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

OPAONI posted:

Why do you receive sex toys at work?

Somebody at the warehouse I work in found a (recently) used fleshlight the other day.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:54

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Blood Nightmaster posted:

MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back

The other meat grinder.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:25

Blood Nightmaster: Sep 6, 2011; “また遊んであげるわ！”

OPAONI posted:

Why do you receive sex toys at work?

I work at a sex store OP

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:25

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Blood Nightmaster posted:

I work at a sex store OP

So you work from home?

E: Probably not, I reckon.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:28

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Lamech posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Dexas-Lidded-MudBuster-Portable-Cleaner/dp/B088JPC99D

Judging from the reviews it does actually work pretty well for its intended purpose. What an awful design though.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:33

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

OPAONI posted:

Why do you receive sex toys at work?

I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:39

Blood Nightmaster: Sep 6, 2011; “また遊んであげるわ！”

Memento posted:

I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs.

Yeah that's basically it, the novelty kind of wears off after a couple months into it but every once in a while you get items that stick out (no pun intended) for one reason or another

I mostly remember the Masturball™ because my first thought on seeing the name was this thing:

# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:56

Superterranean: May 3, 2005; after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Somebody at the warehouse I work in found a (recently) used fleshlight the other day.

"somebody"

"found"

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:01

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:01

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

OwlFancier posted:

The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:06

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.

That cosmo writer has graduated up to �sex toy designer�

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:08

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.

Use some lube you twonk.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:16

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I was thinking it was some sort of "Tesla says that so it must be some cool technology thing we can pretend to have"

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:16

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Lmao

# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:29

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pfft, being a pervert is so 90's.

It's all about being a prevert now.

deviated, i hope

# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:00

Borrovan: Aug 15, 2013; IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY

Robin Williams posted:

Did my dissertation on skull, this really gave me a chuckle

Also relevant to law

# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:00

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

OPAONI posted:

Why do you receive sex toys at work?

I�d never leave the house

# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:42

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

You could pretend you are loving Optimus Primes rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Superterranean posted:

"somebody"

"found"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U

# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:40

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

flavor.flv posted:

Which one of you had to do this to 'em?!

# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:54

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Johnny Aztec posted:

You could pretend you are loving Optimus Prime, rear end in a top hat

Jeez calm down

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:14

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Johnny Aztec posted:

You could pretend you are loving Optimus Primes rear end in a top hat

Open, drat it, open!

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:18

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Open, drat it, open!

First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now.. you.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:23

shipwrek: Dec 11, 2009; Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

flavor.flv posted:

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:31

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

~You got the touch! You got the Power!~

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:51

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Johnny Aztec posted:

~You got the touch!

Ooh first base

# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:59

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

flavor.flv posted:

# ? Jul 26, 2021 19:48

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Freedom to my rear end is the right of all sentient beings!

# ? Jul 26, 2021 21:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs.

lol if you consider those enormous

# ? Jul 26, 2021 21:33

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Blood Nightmaster posted:

MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back

# ? Jul 26, 2021 23:28

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

I feel like a meme format could be made from this but I�m too depressed to think of anything rn

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:11

Blood Nightmaster: Sep 6, 2011; “また遊んであげるわ！”

BOOTY-ADE posted:

This is now 500% better, thank you

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:12

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I feel like a meme format could be made from this but I’m too depressed to think of anything rn

Melt the index finger to the thumb for maximum mama mia paisan

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:15

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Five stars.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:18

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Turoks aim was a little low with the cerebral bore.

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:48

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1419797177174536196?s=19

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:56

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

That's a spice meatball

# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:58

Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

That's a spice meatball

when your cat has the temperment of a bitter alcoholic staring at his drink in a bar wondering where it all went wrong but your house doesnt have a bar counter or barstool or drink glasses so he just has to pantomime it on the windowsill

# ? Jul 27, 2021 01:05