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Yeah same here. poo poo like fecal lasagna and the old saga of Mr. Water are some of my favorite classic SA memories. What's even funnier is so many people just write us off as idiots when they look at the front page and find out you have to pay to post on our forums.
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I wonder if there are people who just come to somethingawful.com to look at humorous articles and dont even know about the forum.
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Jul 26, 2021 14:18
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ohnonotme didn't end up taking the benzos to SA. They lost access to that account but registered another one and posted that they'd tapered off and were clean. personally I'm glad.
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Jul 26, 2021 14:44
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I wonder if there are people who just come to somethingawful.com to look at humorous articles and dont even know about the forum. There's a forums??
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Jul 26, 2021 14:47
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Randabis posted:Yeah same here. poo poo like fecal lasagna and the old saga of Mr. Water are some of my favorite classic SA memories. i mean we're definitely idiots. Have you seen the state of the world in 2021? That's with 'successful' people running things.
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Jul 26, 2021 14:47
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Regarde Aduck posted:i mean we're definitely idiots. Have you seen the state of the world in 2021? That's with 'successful' people running things. Yeah I know we had a steak salesman who liked to grab women by the pussy as president; I've been paying attention.
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Jul 26, 2021 14:49
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Sorry I am late everyone, but did anyone say Lust Fraud?
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Jul 26, 2021 14:51
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Ockhams Crowbar posted:Foodpie? Yes thanks so much! God the stories are so much lower effort than i remember, and the defences way dumber. pond posted:Funny how it becomes so trendy to jump in and call bullshit once there are enough people that you blend in amongst the troles. (that's the eastern european spelling) Why would you ask for bullet wound photos from someone you know is lying? You was him to do special effects?
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Jul 26, 2021 16:58
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:Yes thanks so much! God the stories are so much lower effort than i remember, and the defences way dumber. because its funny as hell to see people scramble trying to come up with something
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Jul 26, 2021 17:24
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Frank Frank posted:Martin Random? Ugly In The Morning posted:See also: Edgecrusher, Joey Vapes, Angry Bee Dance, and many, many more. so much lore... mixing together in my mind
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Jul 26, 2021 17:27
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Ockhams Crowbar posted:Foodpie? Reading these threads lead me to reading some of the other Helldump threads in archive, and Foodpie seems to have been active in Helldump. How he thought he could get away with his story is just beyond me. 
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Jul 26, 2021 18:07
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Lor posted:Reading these threads lead me to reading some of the other Helldump threads in archive, and Foodpie seems to have been active in Helldump. How he thought he could get away with his story is just beyond me. The number of people who bought into the story is incredibly funny
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Jul 26, 2021 18:39
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RFC2324 posted:because its funny as hell to see people scramble trying to come up with something Yeah hopefully it was a "let him keep embarrassing himself w/o ruining it by touching the poop" post than sincere.
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Jul 26, 2021 19:01
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:Yeah hopefully it was a "let him keep embarrassing himself w/o ruining it by touching the poop" post than sincere. one thing the internet has taught me is that demanding proof leads to either comedy or tragedy, and even the tragedy is usually funny anyway
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Jul 26, 2021 19:17
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Desert Bus posted:Who was the Goon that tied a string around one of their toes in order to force an amputation to escape a shady Mexican rehab place? I remember he had some other... interesting posts. I think he posted a pic of his foot post-amputation. Don Danger: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136332 Don Danger posted:I chat regularly with some dudes from TCC in Facebook and they can attest that I'm not that dangerous at all. Buuuut... I just did a Rat-stuck in a rat-trap stunt. Note: Finger = toe, it's a Spanish to English translation thing and OP uses them interchangably. pandy fackler has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Jul 26, 2021 |
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Jul 26, 2021 19:31
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:ohnonotme didn't end up taking the benzos to SA. They lost access to that account but registered another one and posted that they'd tapered off and were clean. personally I'm glad. Me too, considering iirc he was an offshore oil rig engineer
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Jul 26, 2021 19:54
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some guy just autobanned in gbs over the lovely amazon mmo that i still can't believe anyone is playing
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Jul 26, 2021 20:27
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Rockman Reserve posted:some guy just autobanned in gbs over the lovely amazon mmo that i still can't believe anyone is playing I keep thinking I should check it out, but otoh I can't even remember the name of it long enough to check reviews
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Jul 26, 2021 20:41
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The only reason I even know it exists is from seeing reports that it's bricking certain graphics cards 
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Jul 26, 2021 20:49
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Why do people autoban in gbs? Or at all? Like if 50% of your posts are in games and you're a recognised poster there currently melting down why not throw the gently caress you at them ?
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Jul 26, 2021 21:36
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angerbeet posted:JRE was a poster. So back in the day Lowtax was dating Integral and elpintogrande was dating Fistgrrl. Everyone in that sentence was an admin at the time. Anyway, EPG made a thread "Fistgrrl: Please report to the Love Gym" where he made a really nice and heartfelt post about how much he loved her. It may even have been a wedding proposal, my memory is fuzzy. Anywho, Lowtax knew about this beforehand and also prepared a thread "Integral: Please report to the Love Barn" which had Jeff K style mspaints. Then X JAKK made a third thread called "YOU: REPORT TO THE LOVE ... SOMETHING" and all I'm gonna say is it was bad and involved self harm.
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Jul 26, 2021 22:39
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RFC2324 posted:I keep thinking I should check it out, but otoh I can't even remember the name of it long enough to check reviews I'm embarrassed to admit that I remembered it was called New World through a logic chain of Amazon (the company) > Amazon (the rainforest) > Capitalism/Colonialism > Colonizing the New World > Oh yeah, New World
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Jul 26, 2021 23:38
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christmas boots posted:I'm embarrassed to admit that I remembered it was called New World through a logic chain of Amazon (the company) > Amazon (the rainforest) > Capitalism/Colonialism > Colonizing the New World > Oh yeah, New World Commendable deduction. I would have just googled "Amazon MMO" long before making that connection.
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Jul 26, 2021 23:42
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Roth posted:Commendable deduction. tbh I think my subconscious already had the answer and just fed it back to me in reverse.
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Jul 26, 2021 23:44
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CannonFodder posted:That's not my X JAKK memory. Probably before my time, though it sounds familiar. Definitely sounds like X JAKK though.
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Jul 27, 2021 00:02
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yeah that's the X JAKK I remember. Who was the extremely disgruntled school IT guy from around then? For some reason I absolutely can't recall his name.
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Jul 27, 2021 01:20
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:yeah that's the X JAKK I remember.  and we even carpooled there one time.He worked at the same school system where I went to school but started working there after I graduated so we never met before Gooncamp. I remember he went busking with a "Will fix your computer for food" sign while dressed in a button up and kahkis. And it worked. He ended up fixing someone's computer and printer situation and got dinner and some cash. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 01:44 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 01:41
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ilmucche posted:Why do people autoban in gbs? Or at all? Like if 50% of your posts are in games and you're a recognised poster there currently melting down why not throw the gently caress you at them ? I think the autobans are automatically redirected to GBS? They use to go to the gas chamber but then there was no way to make fun of being a huge pissbaby autobanning over dumbass poo poo like an unreleased MMO
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Jul 27, 2021 01:42
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bradzilla posted:I think the autobans are automatically redirected to GBS? They use to go to the gas chamber but then there was no way to make fun of being a huge pissbaby autobanning over dumbass poo poo like an unreleased MMO Jeffrey changed it so it stays in the origin forum. My guess is GBS is just the first one you click on.
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Jul 27, 2021 01:44
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GBS is a big forum, you could autoban in like.... Coupons and Deals but nobody would notice except to get mad it wasn't a good Coupon or Deal
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Jul 27, 2021 02:03
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if you don't want to post here change your password and contact email to aopigaGKIA;OJ or whatever other keyboard flailing. or just leave and don't come back? i find autobanning a profoundly strange behaviour.
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Jul 27, 2021 02:36
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Randabis posted:Like I said there's a lot more to a lot of these goons then we ever tell in fear of being doxxed/touching poop/having the internet become real life/etc. I already outted who I actually am and goons just didn't care so oh well. can you post the dirt in this thread instead
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Jul 27, 2021 02:49
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Why should I do so? Are you a narc?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:04
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CoolCab posted:if you don't want to post here change your password and contact email to aopigaGKIA;OJ or whatever other keyboard flailing. or just leave and don't come back? i find autobanning a profoundly strange behaviour. Speaking of, I just saw something that reminded me of another old rear end SA thing. Infinitum posted:YES! THAT'S WHY I LOVE THIS WEBSITE! Infinitum italicized, underlined, and bolded that message, which is actually pretty easy with keyboard shortcuts or Awful app tools. But back in the day, there was a special BB code move "mod" that did all three at once. And no, it was not restricted to moderators, but like many things here it got ridden into the ground and was removed. Spoiler text also almost got removed completely because of overuse, and strikethrough went away for a time.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:10
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Randabis posted:Why should I do so? Are you a narc? There is nothing more useless and tedious on this forum than someone posting "I have all this cool poo poo to share, it will amaze you!!" and then not posting it.  is an emote for a reason.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:15
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we got so far without noticing the guy with a honking vuvuzela begging for attention and u had to gently caress it up
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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Antivehicular posted:There is nothing more useless and tedious on this forum than someone posting "I have all this cool poo poo to share, it will amaze you!!" and then not posting it. Sometimes that comes up in a story thread where the person has a choice of stories that will take a while to write up, and just conveying the idea of “all those are good just slam on the keyboard”. Those threads are few and far between which reminds me I should make a new EMS stories thread in GBS, it’s been like three years since the last one.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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I’m just going to assume they were a human trafficker. And let me tell you buddy, I’m so disappointed in you.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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angerbeet posted:GBS is a big forum, you could autoban in like.... Coupons and Deals but nobody would notice except to get mad it wasn't a good Coupon or Deal Bet
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Are kid gloves on or off? Doctor speak....
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