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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Fungah! posted:



Chalmers: SKINNER!

Skinner: S-Superintendent Chalmers!

Chalmers: Do you realize what you've done?

Skinner: Curated a sheaf of certifiably humorous content?

Chalmers: You've spent two pages making funny jokes in the one thread we CAN'T GOLDMINE!

Skinner: *Pulls collar, dissolves into pyreflies*


Knuc U Kinte posted:

Reunion!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the Northern Crater!?
Sephiroth: Yes.


Fungah! posted:

Cloud, aged: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Costa del Sol. I needed a new materia for m'sword. So I decided to go to Mideel, which is what they called Costa del Sol in those days. So I tied a gysahl green to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost five gil, and in those days, gil had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Gimme five bees for a potion,' you'd say. Now where were we...oh yeah. The important thing was that I had a gysahl green on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white materia, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


Pablo Nergigante posted:

But what if... I were to use Jenova's cells and disguise them as my own clones? Ho ho ho... delightly devilish, Sephiroth.


Sub-Actuality posted:

Well Sephiroth I made it, despite your directions.

Ahhh Superintendent Palmer, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable rampage.


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Note: Jenova died on the way back to her home planet

Sub-Actuality posted:

Well Sephiroth I made it, despite your directions.

Ahhh Superintendent Palmer, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable rampage.


Bicyclops posted:

Very well, Cloud. *sprouting one wing* I will send you to heaven... Before I send you to hell!!

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmfao

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

lmao at everythhing but also :eyepop: at marge tifa

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

b_d posted:

lmao at everythhing but also :eyepop: at marge tifa

the dude spen 1000 years on her midriff and then five seconds drawing homer lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfao

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Lmfao

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
lmfao at everything

Quarterroys
Jul 1, 2008

…and then Sephiroth flew out of the sky and stabbed Aerith!

Wait a minute… Cloud’s girlfriend is named Aerith?

I’ve been calling her Aeris this whole time, why didn’t someone tell me!? Ohhh, now I look like an idiot.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Fungah! posted:



Chalmers: SKINNER!

Skinner: S-Superintendent Chalmers!

Chalmers: Do you realize what you've done?

Skinner: Curated a sheaf of certifiably humorous content?

Chalmers: You've spent two pages making funny jokes in the one thread we CAN'T GOLDMINE!

Skinner: *Pulls collar, dissolves into pyreflies*

serious: maybe a list of page ranges to check out itt could be added to the op...

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Fungah! posted:

the dude spen 1000 years on her midriff and then five seconds drawing homer lmfao

anyone else smell gas?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

anyone else smell gas?

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka


lmao

Squashing Machine fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jul 16, 2021

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

anyone else smell gas?

lol

IdealFlaws
Aug 23, 2005
lmao @ last few pages

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

lmfao at everything

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869427&perpage=40&noseen=1

Add the Red Dead thread before it's lost to time please

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
wonder whatever happened to the op of that thread.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

mycophobia posted:

wonder whatever happened to the op of that thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874710&perpage=40&noseen=1

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

ArfJason posted:


Jesus Christ

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

HolePisser1982 posted:

Ayy Artur, mi amigo, the oppression make me so sleeepy..

[gruffly] Paco, I reckon someday Latinx lives WILL matter.

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

lmo

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lmao

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


lmfao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Lmfao

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

Say what you will about rediscover but I think we can all agree it would be awesome to use a cold steel brand scottish highland claymore to cleave him cleanly in twain with a beautiful cut that seperates his body from pate to pelvis. Awesome!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

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goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

ArfJason posted:

Mike.Howard@cia.gov > Inbox > Important > Your thread "Redpilled Redemption 2" has a reply by BeavisandCuckHead

Lmfao great thread

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