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God I hope he's just doing this to prank people. Astronaut pranks must be the best in the loving world. Like the ol' joke about Neil Armstrong telling really boring stories about the Moon Landing and ending it with "well, I guess you had to be there  "
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Jul 27, 2021 01:21
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If I went to space, I'd also be doing this all the time.
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Jul 27, 2021 01:23
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
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Jul 27, 2021 01:25
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Hang on. This is a yearly thing? How does the guy who looks most like Hemingway end up looking less like Hemingway after a year? Do the other contestants have to hope that he loses his nose in a freak accident, or something?
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Jul 27, 2021 01:26
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Stexils posted:looking to provide enrichment for your cat? consider hiring a sympathetic bartender to listen to his woes Dame dane…
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Jul 27, 2021 01:51
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Don't forget that the chef, Julia Child, and the Smithsonian Institution ornithologist, S. Dillon Ripley, both worked for the OSS during WW2.
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Jul 27, 2021 02:01
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Jul 27, 2021 02:06
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Obviously they're an American doctor.
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Jul 27, 2021 02:07
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Jul 27, 2021 02:10
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Oh cool! Didn't know Darkplace had licensed merch
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Jul 27, 2021 02:17
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mind the walrus posted:God I hope he's just doing this to prank people. Astronaut pranks must be the best in the loving world. Like the ol' joke about Neil Armstrong telling really boring stories about the Moon Landing and ending it with "well, I guess you had to be there There's a mission transcript where one lets a turd float through the capsule
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Jul 27, 2021 02:28
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aphid_licker posted:There's a mission transcript where one lets a turd float through the capsule "It's not mine!" "Well it's not mine either" *there were only three people in the capsule* Oh and this conversation happens like 3 times
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Jul 27, 2021 02:50
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omg there's toy pills that's the worst thing I've ever seen
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Jul 27, 2021 02:53
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Jul 27, 2021 03:00
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
chimonahhh! heh heh
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Jul 27, 2021 03:43
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Stexils posted:looking to provide enrichment for your cat? consider hiring a sympathetic bartender to listen to his woes Lol
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Jul 27, 2021 03:44
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What’s with the bowling pins
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Jul 27, 2021 03:46
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PainterofCrap posted:What’s with the bowling pins LOL this guy doesn't know what the bowling pins are for
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Jul 27, 2021 03:47
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PainterofCrap posted:What’s with the bowling pins or the ducks e: oh they're targets for the gun
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Jul 27, 2021 03:49
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Olympics, gone sexual. https://i.imgur.com/TWzVBqV.mp4
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Jul 27, 2021 03:55
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The gun, which is a pump-action revolver. (Wait, do those exist?)
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aphid_licker posted:There's a mission transcript where one lets a turd float through the capsule CannonFodder posted:"It's not mine!" In the early space missions, they hadn't figured out how to get a zero-gravity toilet to work properly. So they had the astronauts poop in bags that they would seal. Gas build up from bacteria threatened to burst the bags, so they were treated with an anti bacterial agent. After pooping, the astronaut then had to knead the bag for about five minutes to ensure all the bacteria were killed. Captain Jim Lovell, as played by Tom Hanks in that one movie, decided he didn't like doing that, so he delegated it to his subordinates. Having to knead a bag of your own poo poo for five minutes to avoid a poopsplosion is bad enough, but someone else's?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:57
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Olympics, gone sexual. Holy poo poo
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Jul 27, 2021 04:05
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alan shepard, first american in space, was only scheduled for a short suborbital flight. he was locked into his capsule and there wasn't any quick way to get him back out except for the emergency escape rocket. due to bad weather, the mission was delayed for hours and hours. eventually shepard requested and was granted permission to piss his pants, so the first american in space went there with soggy piss drawers. they started putting diapers on the astronauts after that warning: random slur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veDcp3wB3JA
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Jul 27, 2021 04:06
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Racehorse doctor
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Stexils posted:looking to provide enrichment for your cat? consider hiring a sympathetic bartender to listen to his woes lol
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Jul 27, 2021 04:08
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lol four days 
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Jul 27, 2021 04:33
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Hyperlynx posted:The gun, which is a pump-action revolver. The pump would be entirely superfluous when it has a hammer to drive the cylinder mechanism, if not just be dual-action and driven by the trigger as well.
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Jul 27, 2021 04:44
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mind the walrus posted:God I hope he's just doing this to prank people. Astronaut pranks must be the best in the loving world. Like the ol' joke about Neil Armstrong telling really boring stories about the Moon Landing and ending it with "well, I guess you had to be there I think you'll find their jokes are out of this world.
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Jul 27, 2021 05:19
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Poopelyse posted:lol four days this rules lol
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Jul 27, 2021 05:43
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Poopelyse posted:lol four days "the four-day competition" by which I mean going to hang out with your mates, starting every day with eggs and bacon, black coffee and bloody marys, going through to reuben sandwiches and beer and moving on to whiskey and steaks for dinner. Playing cards, throwing darts, talking mad poo poo about each other and lying about fish you caught that year. Code Jockey posted:this rules lol Hell yeah it does, brb growing a big white bushy beard and signing up.
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Jul 27, 2021 05:52
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The Bibendumbater
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Jul 27, 2021 05:58
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The Bibendumbater The Bibangdum.
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Jul 27, 2021 06:02
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Memento posted:"the four-day competition" by which I mean going to hang out with your mates, starting every day with eggs and bacon, black coffee and bloody marys, going through to reuben sandwiches and beer and moving on to whiskey and steaks for dinner. Playing cards, throwing darts, talking mad poo poo about each other and lying about fish you caught that year. Mostly because my monitor turned off for a second and the vtuber stream I'm listening to just went into Son of a Son of a Sailor.
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Jul 27, 2021 06:26
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I mean the ultimate undefeated winner of the Hemingway lookalike competition wouldn't have a beard at all anymore.
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Jul 27, 2021 06:31
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Actual winner: a cat with 7 toes on each paw and everyone who pets the lovely kitty
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Jul 27, 2021 06:33
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Soul Dentist posted:I mean the ultimate undefeated winner of the Hemingway lookalike competition wouldn't have a beard at all anymore.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Five stars. I think the limit with Michelin is three
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