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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Captain Splendid posted:

I think the limit with Michelin is three

Ah, merde.

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Hyperlynx posted:

The gun, which is a pump-action revolver.

(Wait, do those exist?)

not the same, but this does exist:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


wtf lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CannonFodder posted:

"It's not mine!"
"Well it's not mine either"
*there were only three people in the capsule*

So the only irrefutable proof we have of aliens is a poo?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hyperlynx posted:

The gun, which is a pump-action revolver.

(Wait, do those exist?)

Apparently.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Fun fact: responsible adults actually obscure how guns work in children's media and toys on purpose for very obvious reasons.

Magazine revolvers and pump action revolvers like those found on nerf guns are very deliberately not omg punisher tactical realism

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There is at least one magazine-fed revolver model. Can't remember the name.

E: it's on the tip of my tongue (as I raka raka raka rakamatofoun) something like Pilchard, Deckard, uhh...

Ee: Dardick

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

LOL. Apparently no one ITT has ever searched for gay porn. If you look long enough, you'll realize stuff like this happens often.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Fun fact: responsible adults actually obscure how guns work in children's media and toys on purpose for very obvious reasons.

Magazine revolvers and pump action revolvers like those found on nerf guns are very deliberately not omg punisher tactical realism



My favourite piece of intentional gun related ridiculousness is the audio in this scene from Hot Fuzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkT8YU4jH8

Listen to the foley track and count how many gun cocking sounds there are.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/gusbonito/status/1419793210302468112?s=20

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

My favourite piece of intentional gun related ridiculousness is the audio in this scene from Hot Fuzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkT8YU4jH8

Listen to the foley track and count how many gun cocking sounds there are.

Also a fan of the bulletproof deli counter.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

My favourite piece of intentional gun related ridiculousness is the audio in this scene from Hot Fuzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkT8YU4jH8

Listen to the foley track and count how many gun cocking sounds there are.



Couldn't find an embeddable video for the sound but it's on yt of course:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOL5UF5WSX4

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

My favourite piece of intentional gun related ridiculousness is the audio in this scene from Hot Fuzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkT8YU4jH8

Listen to the foley track and count how many gun cocking sounds there are.

I never noticed this.

Stupendous.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


For uninsured people.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Memento posted:

In the early space missions, they hadn't figured out how to get a zero-gravity toilet to work properly. So they had the astronauts poop in bags that they would seal. Gas build up from bacteria threatened to burst the bags, so they were treated with an anti bacterial agent. After pooping, the astronaut then had to knead the bag for about five minutes to ensure all the bacteria were killed.

Captain Jim Lovell, as played by Tom Hanks in that one movie, decided he didn't like doing that, so he delegated it to his subordinates.

Having to knead a bag of your own poo poo for five minutes to avoid a poopsplosion is bad enough, but someone else's?

The Russians used a pencil

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Just throw it out the airlock.

Or, like, throw it backwards, use it as reaction mass. poo poo powered rocket.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Memento posted:

In the early space missions, they hadn't figured out how to get a zero-gravity toilet to work properly. So they had the astronauts poop in bags that they would seal. Gas build up from bacteria threatened to burst the bags, so they were treated with an anti bacterial agent. After pooping, the astronaut then had to knead the bag for about five minutes to ensure all the bacteria were killed.

Captain Jim Lovell, as played by Tom Hanks in that one movie, decided he didn't like doing that, so he delegated it to his subordinates.

Having to knead a bag of your own poo poo for five minutes to avoid a poopsplosion is bad enough, but someone else's?

a true leader

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Beats being in Ohio

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


When you're too embarrassed to admit you're a weeb on tv

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Otteration posted:

LOL. Apparently no one ITT has ever searched for gay porn. If you look long enough, you'll realize stuff like this happens often.

Wrestling is the gayest sport. Legit modern wrestling "moves" is grabbing their ball sack, and/or sticking a finger up their rear end.



loving cowards need to go back to the roots of the "sport" and do it naked, all oiled up.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

It's for a horse doctor. Hence also the size of the pills.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Breetai posted:

It's for a horse doctor. Hence also the size of the pills.

And the horse pistol.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Breetai posted:

It's for a horse doctor. Hence also the size of the pills.

Can the horse fit in the ambulance shown in the lower left of the packaging?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Unkempt posted:

And the horse pistol.

...which is why I included the word "also".


Cartoon Man posted:

Can the horse fit in the ambulance shown in the lower left of the packaging?

Depending on the manufacturing practices of the country of origin, there's probably at least one toy ambulance somewhere out there with a horse in it. Just, y'know, as an adhesive, not a passenger.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


This is disturbingly on-point.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Virgo spotted

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I am an aries and i have never had poutine in my life

not that I wouldn't, i just haven't

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Uh, how else is the doctor supposed to administer shots? Hmmm?!?!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The Bananana posted:

Uh, how else is the doctor supposed to administer shots? Hmmm?!?!

Phase 3 of the COVID vaccination campaign in the US may need to be darting the MAGAs, because like elephants you can't explain to them why it's important for them to take the medicine

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The Bloop posted:

I am an aries and i have never had poutine in my life

not that I wouldn't, i just haven't

Don't do it. The first bite is amazing, then it drops off hard

Worst part is you'll get a craving for more a week later. You'll be chasing that high forever

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

Don't do it. The first bite is amazing, then it drops off hard

Worst part is you'll get a craving for more a week later. You'll be chasing that high forever

well there probably isn't an actually good poutine within 500 miles of me right now so it would just be a random vacation find or whatever someday

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Shouldn't cancer be crab fries? Like, fries with old bay seasoning?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the only irrefutable proof we have of aliens is a poo?

pfft no

all of the ufos are actually the friends we made along the way.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Yes it's completely impossible to get french fries, gravy, and cheese except for specific locations.

Fresh curds can actually be a bit of a problem so I'm going to tell you something that the Canadians will crucify me for: if you follow a recipe for home made mozzarella you are basically making curds especially by the time they get half melted in gravy you're not going to notice the lack of or very weak squeek property.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

This is unnerving as I should've been born tater tot but stuck around for another 2 weeks & born gnocchi.

I do not like gnocchi.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Android Apocalypse posted:

This is unnerving as I should've been born tater tot but stuck around for another 2 weeks & born gnocchi.

I do not like gnocchi.

same happened to me except I love gnocchi

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop posted:

well there probably isn't an actually good poutine within 500 miles of me right now so it would just be a random vacation find or whatever someday

Sorry but McDonalds has dirty fries these days and you should try them.

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