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Jul 27, 2021 06:48
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grey goo apocalypse, but at a galactic scale 
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Jul 27, 2021 06:51
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COMPILING latest [θ] intelligence… Insufficient justification to pursue present action… >>CLARION RETINA BURN>> V330CRF104MES492 AI-COM/RSPN: ASSETS//WARWATCH//IMPERATIVE CONTINGENT ACTION ORDER This is a WARWATCH ASSETS IMPERATIVE (NO HUMAN REVIEW) (secure/AUTARCHY). Stand by for CRITERIA: Under CARRHAE WHITE If [θ] is INACTIVE and UNRECOVERABLE If event rank is SKYSHOCK: OUTSIDE CONTEXT and CONTEXT is CRONUS If VOLUSPA is ACTIVE and PRIMED [[synapse to DVALIN::ABHORRENT]] If YUGA is ACTIVE and in ECLIPSE If a CIVILIZATION KILL EVENT is predicted [[E<0.005]] If tactical morality is built at MIDNIGHT Execute DECISION POINT: Activate LOKI CROWN Cancel counterforce objectives Activate NAGLFAR STEP Activate KALKI GOLEM Execute ALL ASSETS IMPERATIVE ACHAEA KNOX (unsecured/OUTCRY) at SM CALADBOLG Begin transfer. Stand by for effect assessment report. STOP STOP STOP V330CRF104MES493
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Jul 27, 2021 07:51
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Log082 posted:I've always loved the idea - which is not the same as thinking it's necessarily true - that there's an entire ecosystem of von Neuman probes out there, slotting into different niches and preying on each other in a giant, mechanical food chain for resources to build more of themselves. The Bobiverse Series is a bit like that. https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse
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Jul 27, 2021 10:49
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Vernii posted:Bearing Light just got to the inevitable bit where the scifi author tackles women
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Jul 27, 2021 10:50
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I liked the bits where the non-binary people are weird sex fiends
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Jul 27, 2021 10:59
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Communist Thoughts posted:just got to the inevitable bit where the scifi author tackles women check out 2312 by kim stanley robinson, at a high level it’s a mystery whodunnit adventure across the solar system, but is really a slow, thoughtful exploration of humanity, and definitely has some takes on gender and family structure 2312 is long, dense, and meandering; it’s great, the slower kids on goodreads hate it
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Jul 27, 2021 11:44
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This game and Alpha Centauri shaped my worldview to a frightening degree. Just some nerd adults talking to a nerd kid out there at the end of history.
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Jul 27, 2021 12:57
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to be fair to the uap crank and various shamans, I personally have had a huge life changing journey these past 2 years, frequently spurred on by COVID-19, crack-pings, and personal growth in general forcing me to reconcile what I know to be true with how I live my life. I don’t think I’m alone in that either.
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Jul 27, 2021 13:26
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I hope those loving aliens show up soon so I don't have to go to the second part of this meeting
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Jul 27, 2021 13:40
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I'm not a true believerTM but the thing that really keeps me coming back to this thread is the hope that I'm wrong and I can quit this 9-5 and I can finally take up my true calling: Living in an underground bunker to avoid the extra-terrestrial slavers and only leaving to raid alien outposts for space food.
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Jul 27, 2021 13:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZD5uZOttsk
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Jul 27, 2021 14:13
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThreadbareHideousBlowfish-mobile.mp4
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Jul 27, 2021 14:33
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Butternubs posted:I'm not a true believerTM but the thing that really keeps me coming back to this thread is the hope that I'm wrong and I can quit this 9-5 and I can finally take up my true calling: the whole ufo fandom is just religion/magic whatever, people hoping the little green men are going to save us from climate change/punish our sins it would be cool so i can't really blame them, but the hopeful yearning for space saviours is kinda sad the same way watching someone dying of a disease getting really into religion before dying is
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Jul 27, 2021 14:53
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forget what i just posted, this is incontrovertible
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Jul 27, 2021 14:53
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holy poo poo aliens are birds from the dino era that escaped meteor apocalypse and evolved beyond us or something
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Jul 27, 2021 15:07
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us military pilots and radar operators encountering inexplicable religious magic multiple times a week over past few years, kinda sad
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Jul 27, 2021 15:37
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Wheeee posted:us military pilots and radar operators encountering inexplicable religious magic multiple times a week over past few years, kinda sad There's definitely different layers of UFO guys though. There's the reasonable "This is some cool, possibly alien, technology we can't explain and birds don't exist." guy. and then there's the "I can summon UFOs with my mind and I keep a piece of quartz up my rear end to amplify my psychic abilities." guy.
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Jul 27, 2021 15:47
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Wheeee posted:us military pilots and radar operators encountering inexplicable religious magic multiple times a week over past few years, kinda sad theres no convincing the ufo fans but the idea of the US military seeing many things in the air that they cant identify is not earth shattering or spooky, especially when you see the actual videos theyr talking about. that footage some goon linked earlier of the night sky with all the flying objects, those are all UAPs by definition and the footage is clearer than anything we've seen so far literally footage of a bird is a UAP since the military sensors are not set up to identify birds and from the footage of birds that have been relased its obvious that not only are the bird videos part of the x00 videos they claim to have, theyr among the best videos they have. (unless you beleive some crank who says actually they have crashed alien saucers they just released blurry footage of a plane flying away instead) a lot of people are like "how would a professional warfighter not recognise IR footage of a bird?" but the people reviewing the footage are just random interns at this new underfunded UAP body and some con artists trying to hype their books or podcasts. what are the odds a fighter pilot even understands the sensor readings? theyr not scientists. this is all explained in the UAP report and their subsequent request for funding and scientific personell, unless you read it with the idea that aliens are already real and theyr trying to downplay the imminent revelations, or you didnt read it at all you just read the summaries written by ufo fans e: i was in camp "advanced drones" before seeing the actual evidence, but theres not actually any evidence of these breakthrough technologies at all. Communist Thoughts has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 15:56
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those seem more like liberal thoughts than communist thoughts imhoCommunist Thoughts posted:what are the odds a fighter pilot even understands the sensor readings? theyr not scientists. this part is very funny tho
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Jul 27, 2021 16:06
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*rips bong* what if humans are the real von nueman probes, man?
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Jul 27, 2021 16:09
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unironically i'm perfectly willing to examine things through the lens of "UFOs aren't aliens that's absurd" because that's where i was before the modern UFO stuff started in 2017, but the idea of a large number of fighter pilots picking up literal birds on sensors and being completely loving flabbergasted by their performance characteristics is less realistic than extraterrestrial visitation. it's such a stupid idea that i'm amazed anyone believes it at all. whatever these things are, they aren't literal actual birds. bizarre natural atmospheric phenomena? the apparent intelligence they show seems to contradict that idea, but that could all be a coincidence i guess. it's not impossible. birds, as an explanation, are impossible
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Jul 27, 2021 16:23
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Jazerus posted:unironically i'm perfectly willing to examine things through the lens of "UFOs aren't aliens that's absurd" because that's where i was before the modern UFO stuff started in 2017, but the idea of a large number of fighter pilots picking up literal birds on sensors and being completely loving flabbergasted by their performance characteristics is less realistic than extraterrestrial visitation. it's such a stupid idea that i'm amazed anyone believes it at all. aliens... avians... aliens... avians... makes you think 
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Jul 27, 2021 16:49
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Think Less posted:*rips bong* what if humans are the real von nueman probes, man? 
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Jul 27, 2021 17:19
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metal boats or quartz buttplugs YOU MUST CHOOSE
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Jul 27, 2021 17:21
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person from 1500 posted:Thou meanst to tell me that this advanced race has mastered thee arte of 'internal combustion' and thereby propel themselves at will across the planet, from Farthyshire to Dournemouthe, a 12 days journey, in one hours' time and with greate speed forthwith? Surely such celestial beings would hav knowledge unto the heavens and of man, and would therefore avoid all possibility of accidental crash and death, being so far in advance of ourselves who suffer death and injury
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Jul 27, 2021 17:49
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Pff, that's just birds
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Jul 27, 2021 17:49
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Yeah we've been sailing ships for thousands of years and even with all our knowledge and technology, those things still sink with depressing regularity.
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Jul 27, 2021 17:53
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the self driving uap isn't any better than our self driving cars, causing them to crash into our solar system's firetruck (the ocean)
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Jul 27, 2021 17:53
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0.000% of recent UAP disclosures have been debunked. Capricious pilot-bamboozling aliens still taunt the world with a poo poo-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Lue Elizondo *hosed him over* personally with his disclosure program. It has, unfortunately, made him into a very, very defensive boy with something like a schoolboy crush on Mick West. Instead of debunking UAPs, he now throws facile attempts at denial against this beautiful, inevitable reality.
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Jul 27, 2021 18:03
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Has this been posted yet? Pretty wild read, and I really want to know what was on the missing page of the CIA docs https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k9qag/how-to-escape-the-confines-of-time-and-space-according-to-the-cia Edit: Nevermind lol, apparently it was found and the author wrote an update https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7e4g3/found-page-25-of-the-cias-gateway-report-on-astral-projection Think Less has issued a correction as of 18:18 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 18:16
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Ross Coulthart says he's been told that Americans involved in reverse engineering UAP tech have defected to China, which may explain Navy patents "Now I'm not leaping to conclusions when they say they've been involved in a crash retrieval program. I'm not leaping to conclusions that's true. Because one thing you have to take into account as a journalist, and I've been on the receiving end of these before, is deliberate disinformation. A country like America might be at a strategic disadvantage, for example. It might know that, say hypothetically, the Russians have been able to develop some kind of breakthrough in anti-gravitics. Or maybe the Chinese. Maybe somebody who was working for the Americans might have defected to the Chinese. I'm told that they have. And maybe that anti-gravitics technology is now being worked on in the black by the Chinese, and maybe this behind the scenes great race going on of trying to develop this technology before anyone else...maybe that's the reason for the Dr. Salvatore Pais patents." I hope the people's republic succeeds in stymying the united $nakkes of Amerikka
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Jul 27, 2021 19:30
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lol if the us somehow lost somebody with that kind of knowledge they'd so something a lot more drastic than filing patents imo him going "you can't patent something without proving it works!!" was also kinda  e: should point out this was on the interview he did on somewhere in skies, but it sounded consistent with what i've heard in other interviews hes done WEH has issued a correction as of 19:44 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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Jul 27, 2021 19:41
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president xi, my people yearn for antigravity
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Jul 27, 2021 19:41
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WEH posted:him going "you can't patent something without proving it works!!" was also kinda *glances over my list of bullshit patents* I gonna go with this one being 'lmao' pinocchios
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Jul 27, 2021 19:43
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Communist Thoughts posted:theres no convincing the ufo fans but the idea of the US military seeing many things in the air that they cant identify is not earth shattering or spooky lmao that you would believe this. 80 of those 144 incidents were recorded across multiple sensors, meaning half of the incidents, at least, are almost certainly not loving birds or balloons. And this thread is very open to things being not aliens or timetravelers or molemen or 5th dimensional jellyfish or whatever, but that argument gets harder to make when a thing is caught on multiple sensors doing insane poo poo that seems to defy physics, a phenomenon which has been acknowledged by a ton of different governments by the way. Now Harvard is doing a study on it too. Wow must be due to a bunch of birds you're just creating your own reality lol did u get a hand on some of those crystals Communist Thoughts posted:a lot of people are like "how would a professional warfighter not recognise IR footage of a bird?" but the people reviewing the footage are just random interns at this new underfunded UAP body and some con artists trying to hype their books or podcasts. lol what are you talking about? No one in this thread idolizes the military, but pilots and radar operators generally know what a bird looks like. And AATIP was run by an intelligence officer with degrees in microbiology, immunology, math, and chemistry, while other work was subcontracted out to an aerospace company that had active NASA contracts. Various other studies on UFOs done by both the US and other nations, have involved astrophysicists. lol "Interns" Communist Thoughts posted:what are the odds a fighter pilot even understands the sensor readings? theyr not scientists. pretty high you ding dong lol they know more about it than your average mick west, at least Communist Thoughts posted:this is all explained in the UAP report and their subsequent request for funding and scientific personell, unless you read it with the idea that aliens are already real and theyr trying to downplay the imminent revelations, or you didnt read it at all you just read the summaries written by ufo fans no its not, unless you read it with some NDT debunker brain going in. It clearly states that there are 144 unexplained incidents (collected almost entirely over the past two years alone), with 80 of them seen across multiple sensors, and the "other" category in the report is clearly meant as a catch all for explanations like "sentient ball lightning/aliens/interdimensional bigfoot/timetravelers/squidmen/we just dont loving know", without requiring the government to actually say "sentient ball lightning/aliens/interdimensional bigfoot/timetravelers/squidmen/we just dont loving know." Communist Thoughts posted:e: i was in camp "advanced drones" before seeing the actual evidence, but theres not actually any evidence of these breakthrough technologies at all. so ur saying its aliens 
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Jul 27, 2021 19:50
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Jul 27, 2021 20:06
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Think Less posted:Has this been posted yet? Pretty wild read, and I really want to know what was on the missing page of the CIA docs Man spends months investigating a missing page from a CIA report on astral projection, finally it turns up and says astral projection is impossible without first knowing yourself. Gets told to do something he feels is right with this information, so he asks for people's personal accounts of AP and turns them into an NFT. Lmao. What's the term for wanting aliens to be real and here but only so they can wipe us out? Like posadism in reverse.
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Jul 27, 2021 20:19
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aliens love talking about peace and love and such and its like jeez guys get some new material my rear end is right here. cmon. cowards.
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Jul 27, 2021 20:20
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the navy makes you have a college degree (and a lot of extra training of course) to fly their planes.
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