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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Delph started banging on about how he sees ghosts apropos of nothing on some CityTV interview so this is very on brand

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
I hope he doesn't get Rafa sick. :(

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Fabian Delph doing his best to be the worst 31 year old at Everton:



the job where plagues cause half the population to die



you don't have to survive a plague to be a winner, but he is a winner

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Bape Culture posted:

What do these idiots think diseases are. Like wtf

I'm thinking a fair few of them don't really believe they can ever get them

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
fabian_delph 672y

FORSOOTH! 'TIS NOW "YON CONSPIRACIE THEORIE" FOR ONE TO SPEAK THY FORBIDDEN TRUTHE, WHEREAS, THAT THY BELIEFE IN CHRISTIAN GOD, AND NOT WILLIAM GAITES OF WASHINGTONNE'S DEVILISH "VACCINE" OR "MASQUE", SHALL PROTECT THEE FROM ALL MANNER OF GODFORSAKEN DEVILRIE, INCLUDING THE BLACK DEATH THAT STALKS THE LAND

@thyhealingchamberre

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


it's like the stupid motherfucker has never heard of cancer, goddamnit, gently caress you fabian delph

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

I'm thinking a fair few of them don't really believe they can ever get them

no bro trust me just eat an orange and play in the dirt

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

It's one thing to believe that you don't need a vaccine, but to be a smug oval office about it is a whole different level.

No it's not a conspiracy theory it's just incredibly loving simple minded

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Never would have happened if he'd stayed at Leeds

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

the sex ghost posted:

Never would have happened if he'd stayed at Leeds

I mean he would have ended up with some sort of needle in his arm sure.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you'd think an insanely injury prone player might respect medicine a bit more lol

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jose posted:

you'd think an insanely injury prone player might respect medicine a bit more lol

A lot of time spent on the internet though

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Delph is a grade A oval office so this is not surprising

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Frankston posted:

Delph is a grade A oval office so this is not surprising

Hehehe

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Then the Sheikh sneezed and a few more gold coins fell out of his pockets and Delph said "Smell ya later" to Villa and THEN he was a really good left back for a season???

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





Didn't he practically walk from that photo shoot/statement and sign for City

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Didn't he practically walk from that photo shoot/statement and sign for City

It was within the week, yes.

Here's the quote from Delph afterwards:

“As has been widely reported, I initially turned down the opportunity to join Manchester City. That decision was purely down to the love I have for Aston Villa and their great supporters.

“When I was made captain of Villa it was a huge honour for me and I took the responsibility incredibly seriously. I signed a new contract last season with the view of staying at the club for the duration of the deal and never with the intention of leaving a year later.

My decision to stay initially was purely based on the emotion and feelings that I hold for the club and the people there rather than looking at the football opportunity that had been placed in front of me.

“I have been immensely proud to captain such a great club and want to thank everyone at Aston Villa — most importantly the fans — for the amazing support they have shown me during my time there.”

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Didn't he practically walk from that photo shoot/statement and sign for City

Six days.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Lmao

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Shrapnig posted:

Six days.

Hahahaha, just shameless

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
i mean he worked out better than jack rodwell and adam johnson

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

sebzilla posted:

Went into training the next day and crocked one of his players for a couple of months too.

Not the best pre-season for old Wazza

Which is even more of a problem when you have 9 players and 2 of them are goalkeepers.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Eau de MacGowan posted:

i mean he worked out better than jack rodwell and adam johnson

You left out Scott Sinclair from this list of home grown titans

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I think this is more footballers going super saiyan, but I'm enjoying Big Gary calling for guillotines as part of a twitter argument over whether East London accents count as human language

https://twitter.com/ahtralfie/status/1421588922115805189

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

I think this is more footballers going super saiyan, but I'm enjoying Big Gary calling for guillotines as part of a twitter argument over whether East London accents count as human language

https://twitter.com/ahtralfie/status/1421588922115805189

Gary will be fine with any revolution that doesn't affect people who own large amounts of property in Manchester city centre (and don't build affordable housing).

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JuventusFCWomen/status/1423361933508587520

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Jesus loving Christ ahahahah

e: lmao it was already deleted

Sandwolf fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 5, 2021

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
delete_club.jpg

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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That's partially a footballer going feral, but mainly a loving major club thinking it's a good idea to do a racism.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Lol gone

ozmunkeh fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Aug 5, 2021

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Someone do the needful.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Can someone make this my av?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:yikes:

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


👉😆👈

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Phoneposting but can some one replace the pic in the tweet with krusty the clown doing the flapping dickey. Lmao

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://twitter.com/matthewjbutler/status/1423366886377594884

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

I'm crying

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

wiping the tears away with the tips of my fingers

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

Phoneposting but can some one replace the pic in the tweet with krusty the clown doing the flapping dickey. Lmao

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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I swear an athletic team gets in hot water for doing that like every two years and yet the rest are still totally oblivious that it’s racist.

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