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Halloween Jack posted:He was tried and convicted of stealing a poster, gave an apparently forced confession to stealing a poster, and his trial revolved around evidence that he stole a poster, including blurry footage of a shadowy figure stealing a poster. If he was actually doing Secret Squirrel poo poo for the CIA, why wouldn't they convict him of that, especially if there was evidence? source ur quotes
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pictured here, the criminal Otto Warmbier, as he receives his well-deserved sentence of death for his violation of Juche Thought.
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papa horny michael posted:"At the request of Warmbier's family, an autopsy was not performed, and only a postmortem external examination was conducted." that was always the weirdest thing to me, simultaneously claiming we just KNOW those drat koreans killed him but also actively blocking any autopsy or investigation into it.
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Jul 28, 2021 19:14
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Calling missionaries "Gargamels" is funny as hell.
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catch em in bed with a Gargamel
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sexpig by night posted:catch em in bed with a Gargamel THEY’RE MAKIN THE FRIGGIN SMURFS GAY
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Gargamel's whole thing was that he wanted to eat the Smurfs or something right?
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Heath posted:Gargamel's whole thing was that he wanted to eat the Smurfs or something right? he wanted to eat them and/or use them to make...immortality potion or something? I think he had an endgame bigger than just eating them but eating was involved, yea.
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Gargamel wanted to turn them into gold, he's some kind of wizard and he specializes in a specific kind of alchemy. Smurfs into gold. He might not be right in the head.
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Jul 29, 2021 05:57
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We learn our stereotypes from the media we consume. I just kind of figured that's how all franco-belgians are. 
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franconigerians, though, can't trust them
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Heath posted:Gargamel's whole thing was that he wanted to eat the Smurfs or something right? I think he also created them in the first place? I think I heard somebody say that.
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He created Smurfette as a honeypot.
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If he created them isn’t it only fair he gets to eat them?
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bobjr posted:If he created them isn’t it only fair he gets to eat them?
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bobjr posted:If he created them isn’t it only fair he gets to eat them?
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Hedenius posted:I’d suggest you don’t have kids. Now you’re gonna tell me that Saturn is a bad role model.
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as a scholar of deep Smurf lore let me inform you that at first Gargamel, as a Alchemist in training, merely wanted to extract the intrinsic essence of Smurf from the corpus of one of the little blue beasts in order to create the Philosopher's Stone but later on he just wanted to kill them all because they kept kicking his rear end.
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uber_stoat posted:as a scholar of deep Smurf lore let me inform you that at first Gargamel, as a Alchemist in training, merely wanted to extract the intrinsic essence of Smurf from the corpus of one of the little blue beasts in order to create the Philosopher's Stone but later on he just wanted to kill them all because they kept kicking his rear end. He looks pretty old to be a trainee Guess he was not very good at it
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Boywhiz88 posted:Now you’re gonna tell me that Saturn is a bad role model.  Naw.
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uber_stoat posted:as a scholar of deep Smurf lore let me inform you that at first Gargamel, as a Alchemist in training, merely wanted to extract the intrinsic essence of Smurf from the corpus of one of the little blue beasts in order to create the Philosopher's Stone but later on he just wanted to kill them all because they kept kicking his rear end. that's a really funny character arc actually, for a kid's media antagonist to go from weird vague plan to 'actually gently caress it, I'm going to kill them now' out of pure shame and anger from being beaten by loving Smurfs
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(felix rap voice) time to flex so i retract the scapula rhymes so tight i got a mind like dracula
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Halloween Jack posted:Yeah, that guy was part of the regular cast of people raving about racist, sexist Bernie Bros while being incredibly unhinged and disgusting. I'm just going to assume Candice Aiston was hit by a bus; please don't correct me if I'm wrong.
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I always enjoy an episode when Felix is getting angry at stupidity like this Woodstock ep. He tends to fire on all the funny cylinders when he is.
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Is Matt the tallest? I know Felix is ~6'2" Wills status as the little guy is known however
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when i met them matt was around my height and im 6'2 - 6'3, felix i think is more like 6'1
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Didn't Behind the Music do a Woodstock 99 episode? I can't seem to find it, but I remember them interviewing some guy from prision who was rioting. I felt their take was better about how the issues were the $4 water and poor planning. The Ringer doc was pretty trash, but all of the footage was cool to see.
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I grew up in Upstate NY and the people who lived near the Woodstock revival events said it was like Olympics came to the mountains and ruined it for everyone within 50 miles. Just an absolute nightmare for everyone involved.
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I watched the Woodstock 99 thing and didn’t walk away thinking that they were calling the attendees Capitol Hill Rioters or anything. The music promoter who blamed women for getting raped and Fred Durst for causing the riots was clearly the most villainous guy. The music journalists were annoying as gently caress though. a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jul 30, 2021 |
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a new study bible! posted:I watched the Woodstock 99 thing and didn’t walk away thinking that they were calling the attendees Capitol Hill Rioters or anything. The music promoter who blamed women for getting raped and Fred Durst for causing the riots was clearly the most villainous guy. The music journalists were annoying as gently caress though. They just don’t really go after the organizers at all in this and let them spit the most vile poo poo imaginable. I have to agree with Bryan, I wish there was more footage of the press conferences every morning because holy poo poo.
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There is some wild Satanic Panic poo poo in that documentary, but let's not ignore the fact that Limp Bizkit is contemptibly awful music.
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Halloween Jack posted:There is some wild Satanic Panic poo poo in that documentary, but let's not ignore the fact that Limp Bizkit is contemptibly awful music. It’s fine.
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Nu-metal critical reevaluation is my personal version of Marvel destroying cinema. I feel like I'm going insane any time I see somebody say Korn and Limp Bizkit were actually good.
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The REAL Goobusters posted:They just don’t really go after the organizers at all in this and let them spit the most vile poo poo imaginable. I have to agree with Bryan, I wish there was more footage of the press conferences every morning because holy poo poo. They definitely don’t talk about him to the extent that they talk about the attendees, that’s a fair point. I guess I didn’t really notice it because the people talking are so clearly moronic that I instinctively picked up my phone whenever they were on screen. The own words of the promoter were so evil that it seemed like journalistic commentary wasn’t needed. But that’s probably giving those dum dums too much credit. I agree the press conferences were great and more footage of those would have been cool.
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I didn’t watch the documentary because it looked terrible but this episode is an all timer
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The REAL Goobusters posted:They just don’t really go after the organizers at all in this and let them spit the most vile poo poo imaginable. I have to agree with Bryan, I wish there was more footage of the press conferences every morning because holy poo poo.
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