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The USA never won a war. (Just test driving this argument out for shits and giggles.) But, world war II - Russia did it, and then a German bomb finished it off. Buut, World war I - The USA was kid who lived on an oil field across the river when everybody else just destroyed themselves Buuut, Civil war - Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Buuuuuuuut, Revolutionary war England: "I DON"T CARE ANYMORE!" - Marries India France: "Heh heh heh sucks to be you England. Oh poo poo i'm out of money!" - king beheaded. Homer Simpsons yelling "DEFAULT! DEFAULT! DEFAULT!" mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 21:09 on Jul 30, 2021 |
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maybe the real victory in afghanistan was all the failed mining schemes america made along the way https://rattibha.com/thread/1387403852685717507?lang=en
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:17 |
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Cut and run
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:20 |
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land war in asia
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:36 |
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New CSPAM background image?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:38 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:The USA never won a war. (Just test driving this argument out for shits and giggles.) Canada burned down the original White House. We lost to Communists even after dropping napalm on them. We couldn't beat Juche, a silly made up religion.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:41 |
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All religions are made up
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:50 |
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lol I'd be shocked if what's left of Kabul government survives until Sept. https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/07/30/afghanistan-taliban-war-herat-kandahar-collapse/ quote:Two of Afghanistan’s major cities are in danger of imminent collapse as the government struggles to contain a war that is splintering out of control. A Taliban advance on Herat in the west has cut the city off from the rest of the country. In southern Kandahar, where the Taliban have deep roots, rival tribes are taking sides, fighting for a share of the spoils when the dust finally settles.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 22:06 |
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Terror Sweat posted:The only reason there's any opium there right now is because the US invaded. The Taliban got rid of all of it in 2001, then the US invaded yup. the taliban made the obvious choice to restart the opium harvest, under their control and supervision, to fund their war effort. I swear I remember seeing some msnbc special following DEA agents in Afghanistan like doing no knock raids on poor heroin makers. just mind boggling stupid poo poo.
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Animal-Mother posted:https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/549310295362260992 who could've predicted 'wanting to redo Vietnam' would end up bad.
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holy poo poo lmaoMoaM posted:who could've predicted 'wanting to redo Vietnam' would end up bad. Pooky has issued a correction as of 23:46 on Jul 30, 2021 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:yup. the taliban made the obvious choice to restart the opium harvest, under their control and supervision, to fund their war effort. Lmao at this image of opium in Afghanistan Maybe this is the reason the US invaded
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 23:50 |
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Lol at this vet writing a fantasy about how to save anyone who collaborated with Kabul government https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/30/opinions/life-or-death-decision-afghanistan-opinion-zeller/index.html quote:As America's war in Afghanistan comes to an end, many see the inevitable parallels to Vietnam -- a long aimless war, a determined enemy ready to out bleed us, and now an evacuation reminiscent of the chaos of Saigon's final hours.
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Terror Sweat posted:
https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/07/08/obama-afghanistan-drug-war-taliban-616316 https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/investigations/afghanistan-papers/afghanistan-war-opium-poppy-production/ I was googling about this because this stuff is so ancient in my memory and found these decent (though biased) overviews. like, I don’t think the virtuous grand plan that politico article glowingly describes to use the Afghan criminal justice system and DEA tactics to bring down afghan drug warlords was actually ever serious . clearly a grift. love this kicker quote:Ironically, the only power that has demonstrated an ability to cripple the Afghan drug industry is the Taliban. womp womp
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 01:07 |
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something I did not know: according to that wapo article the brits tried, without full US support, a strategy of paying off afghan opium farmers, but it failed because the perfidious afghans didn’t keep up their end of the bargain, apparently! which is funny because A. no poo poo they’re going to take advantage of a largesse coming from a foreign occupying force and B. racist poo poo about afghans aside, it obviously failed because the US military didn’t support it, meaning it wasn’t part of a larger strategy of holding territory.
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Terror Sweat posted:
100% Reading The CIA as organised crime right now and it 100% was.
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Orbis Tertius posted:yup. the taliban made the obvious choice to restart the opium harvest, under their control and supervision, to fund their war effort. lol at the dea in afghanistan. I mean I don't doubt it. It just makes me laugh
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol at the dea in afghanistan. I mean I don't doubt it. It just makes me laugh it’s completely absurd. like, first of all those tactics were conceptualized and function in the context of a police state or a captured state (like in South America), where the DEA or proxies effectively operate with impunity. that is not Afghanistan. it’s silly on its face. and of course all they did was just harass poor heroin manafacturers. there’s something quintessentially American in how pointless and grotesque the whole exercise was. I guess “pointless and grotesque” describes the whole war or like America foreign policy *waves hands around* generally speaking Orbis Tertius has issued a correction as of 04:47 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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goddamn gotta say, love seeing the wonks twisting themselves into pretzels about the "legacy" of afghanistan
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 07:13 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 09:01 |
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Their gear looks sick tho
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Palladium posted:Their gear looks sick tho who wore it better
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Orbis Tertius posted:something I did not know: according to that wapo article the brits tried, without full US support, a strategy of paying off afghan opium farmers, but it failed because the perfidious afghans didn’t keep up their end of the bargain, apparently! Oh yeah that was cool. Our generals and politicians were all ‘we brits know how to handle this, not like those brute Americans’ and for a while it seemed like our military really did seem to be handling things well with minimal bloodshed. Then it turned out we were secretly just paying factions to ceasefire. Then the Americans found out and it really damaged US/UK military integration. Like the American generals were just calling the British military utter clowns and our press and politicians just stopped talking about Afghanistan at all.
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Palladium posted:Their gear looks sick tho Barely used too, also apparently the US left so fast from main bases like Bagram they left behind military equipment like weapons and ammunition Also lol at any nation that willingly went along with contributing troops to the US Invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
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We lost every war since whenever
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etalian posted:Barely used too, also apparently the US left so fast from main bases like Bagram they left behind military equipment like weapons and ammunition this has got to be on purpose
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etalian posted:Also lol at any nation that willingly went along with contributing troops to the US Invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. Not Poland.
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Zedhe Khoja posted:maybe the real victory in afghanistan was all the failed mining schemes america made along the way not failed at all, the Taliban makes half a trillion off of mines America paid to build.
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 17:21 |
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PawParole posted:not failed at all, the Taliban makes half a trillion off of mines America paid to build. Please pour one out for our Secretary of Transportation https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1196952837898539009
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 17:53 |
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respect for warlords who can just pick back up after 20 years like nothing happened i remember seeing an interview with burhannudin rabbani probably before the Taliban takeover, he was saying "just give us some money and we'll buy off the troublemakers. it doesn't have to be much". There wasnt any profit in that for the MIC so no one litsened
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Regarde Aduck posted:Oh yeah that was cool. Our generals and politicians were all ‘we brits know how to handle this, not like those brute Americans’ and for a while it seemed like our military really did seem to be handling things well with minimal bloodshed. Then it turned out we were secretly just paying factions to ceasefire. Then the Americans found out and it really damaged US/UK military integration. Like the American generals were just calling the British military utter clowns and our press and politicians just stopped talking about Afghanistan at all. lmao
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 18:24 |
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Turns out it’s hard to win a war where the end goal is listed as TO BE DETERMINED after 20 years
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 19:02 |
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it sounds like if the goal was to get opium production up then the cia won the war
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 19:10 |
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the goal was to print trillions to private contractors and consultant groups and it worked flawlessly for 20 years. three cheers for whatever country is the next target, looking like Biden is gonna get all wrapped in Latin America
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 23:57 |
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It's Taiwan.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:The USA never won a war. (Just test driving this argument out for shits and giggles.) you can dismiss most of the smaller late 20th century wars for being undeclared, but the case falls apart b/c of empire-building efforts in the 19th and early 20th centuries (i.e. it'd be really hard to dispute the notion that the U.S. won the Mexican-American war) otoh I'm not sure most of the people you'd be trolling with the argument are going to even think to bring stuff like that up
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Why doesn't the military just kill their contractors?
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"We can't leave Afghanistan for fear of lawsuits" sounds like the latest excuse for why US presence can't end.
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