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*chunky inhale* so.... i was uh .... mmm... *mixes really long exhale with speaking* browsing this one forum website and I... I-I saw this subforu- it was called... uh *inhale* bee why oh bee, right *another exhale*... a-and the people there-the people there reminded me of my old... my old karate friends i fought with in the 50's-y'know just real nice guys and... they're... awesome guys and... *sniff* *wipes nose* hhyeagh... that's where a real tough guy y'know kinda like- kinda like me would hang.. |
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*Mumbles incoherently* *Snaps some guys neck in a geriatric fashion* *Squints pensively* |
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*Abandons family in Japan once they become inconvenient* |
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Steven Seagal eating carrots is the best series of pictures of this washed up has-been.![]() |
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Escape From Noise posted:Steven Seagal eating carrots is the best series of pictures of this washed up has-been. oh wait I mean uh *sits down* *puts on sunglasses* these rumors... them people putting on me is all-it's all j-j-just y'know... y'know like jealousy from-.. *fatly eats carrot* from these people who don't know w-what real... real humility and raw power- i-is like, y'know... *very quiet moan* mm.. |
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*comes up to paid actor* *touches him* *actor does a backflip and feigns pain* *puffs chest out* *sits down* ...,.................... .still got it.,.... |
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I, uh, I didn't poo poo...my pants okay I, I uh... tactically emptiedmybowels. Okay?
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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ifound... a movie... yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOR_2JYLU8
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biosterous posted:ifound... a movie... yesterday This is Hard To Kill, right? |
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Popputan posted:*comes up to paid actor* |
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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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boutta sing this hea sawng....... originally played by- performed by my.. band in the fifies...... *g chord with reverb* HWADANAHDALAYYKOKWANDAYLAH DAH LAHDO HEYYY EHHYYY ERBADYNOMYDAYLOSSA BOGMYDAY OHHHH |
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the new byob reggae rap loving sucks
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Popputan posted:*fatly eats carrot* lmao |
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Eyy dere bruddahman! I'm not here to speak no jiiiive. *Delivers half-hearted judo chop while wincing from the effort* Hah! Guess you could say he's a real soul man now! Haha. |
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Apparently my friend's dad was introduced to Seagal when he was living here in Osaka before he ran off from his family to make bad movies, but he was starting to sorta come up. Anyways, my friend's dad put out his hand to shake hands like a normal person and Seagal grabbed his hand from behind so my friend's dad's hand was palm up, spat in it, and said "Something to remember me by!". So, I guess he was a total rear end in a top hat before he even became famous. |
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FutonForensic posted:the new byob reggae rap loving sucks Me wants the ![]() ![]() |
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Escape From Noise posted:Anyways, my friend's dad put out his hand to shake hands like a normal person and Seagal grabbed his hand from behind so my friend's dad's hand was palm up, spat in it, and said "Something to remember me by!". So, I guess he was a total rear end in a top hat before he even became famous. *sits down* *deep breath* geyahhg I.... yeah I lived in Osaka when I lived in.. beautiful Neehon and that's- that's really where my interest in karatey and.. y'know other martial arts sorta....... mmeyah...... has to do with my neehonjeen blood in me yknow,,,..... its also the.. mongolian russian chinese serbian blood., blood of the-the warrior,. *violently sings soul music* |
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Escape From Noise posted:Apparently my friend's dad was introduced to Seagal when he was living here in Osaka before he ran off from his family to make bad movies, but he was starting to sorta come up. That's so seagal! |
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Finger Prince posted:That's so seagal! Yoywanna *gasp* saythat *wheeze* tomahface? |
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My favorite Segal thing is how he's never filmed in a way that shows him below the chest. |
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Well, I mean... I see why.![]() izzjust.... hffmmm,,,,....... izzjust- yknow these guys the-th-they just dont know that to get.. muscle- you have to bulk up for it a-and I'm just in that bulk period....pure ignorance a-and frankly its like its bein' propagated by somethin'.... completely false claims..,, |
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My other favorite thing is his use of a bunch of different random accents, but like he seriously acts like he is from there. His "black man" voice is... something else. |
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