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Profoundly disappointed they didn't go with "Man in China inserted an eel into his rectum; it nearly killed him."
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 15:45 |
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How to Good-bye Constipation: If You Anally Insert Eel 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 18:13 |
https://twitter.com/marysuewriter/status/1376617159615344641?s=20
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 19:12 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 22:36 |
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The irony of course being, we've been living in tiny train world for some time
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 23:45 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 01:08 |
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https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1420715596161880065
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 08:12 |
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Livonia Burger King employee points handgun at customers after disagreement on payment method He achieved the dream of so many fast food workers. Godspeed Dustin.
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 22:26 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 23:07 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2021 23:22 |
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https://twitter.com/wgme/status/1421314676227514370?s=21
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:42 |
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You monster. Here, for everyone else. Toe to tip, that's a Spongebob.
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 05:36 |
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Knormal posted:You monster. Disgraced SpongeBob Squarepants creators deathbed message "They are the Spongebob and Patrick now"
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 09:08 |
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stephen hillenburg died like 3 years ago
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 09:16 |
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Goose just recording his 180° whiffling compilation for YouTube
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 09:37 |
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Knormal posted:You monster.
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 09:39 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Don't starfish eat sponges? Are you saying Patrick wouldn't eat SpongeBob on accident? The starfish eats basically everything out in front of him and is as dumb as a brick.
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# ? Aug 1, 2021 10:48 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Don't starfish eat sponges? It's okay. Spongebob has demonstrated the ability to regenerate multiple times just like real sponges; some types can apparently reform after being blended. The show even acknowledges this sometimes like when Spongebob didn't understand why someone losing a limb is a scary story until Squidward reminded him the victim was not a sponge.
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 01:07 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:18 |
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FCC Complaints Show Trump Fans Demanding SNL Be Made a Safe Space for Them The whole thing is gold. Highlights: the “gently caress your feelings” crowd posted:SNL continues to use racial terms which incites violence and hate speech. SNL should be removed from television completely for being racist.Example: calling white people ‘crackers.’ some bitch-rear end cracker posted:what happened on snl last saturday where they called trump a 'cracker' and a 'bitch' is completely unacceptable. to see if it's acceptable, simply think if someone said that about president obama. how can people keep getting away with this indecency? WHY IN MY DAY posted:In my younger days, networks and broadcasters feared (and followed) FCC rules on their content as these rules protected the public from the trash we now have. They were careful not to offend because we have laws.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 11:32 |
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Brb, I'm busy trying to picture the cast of SNL calling Obama a "cracker".
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 12:04 |
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https://twitter.com/dani__battaglia/status/1422263645795459078
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 14:17 |
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Otter attacks Butte boy on Big Hole River
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 14:18 |
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Gross.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 15:04 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 17:12 |
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🤌
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 17:43 |
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Is that you, Artie Bucco?
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 17:49 |
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Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 18:00 |
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Lobok posted:Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword. Spata here
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 18:09 |
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Lobok posted:Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword. boo
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 19:34 |
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I was saying boolognese
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 19:44 |
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The Bloop posted:I was saying boolognese
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 20:36 |
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What do we book em for, chief? Assault? *dips pinky finger into marinara, tastes the tip* - Nah, just battery... It's salty enough.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 20:54 |
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Actually should have been "penne's mightier than the sword." Kicking myself right now.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 21:44 |
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As well you should.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 22:52 |
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https://twitter.com/MajorLeagueGIFs/status/1422407422644207620
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 00:50 |
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Who the gently caress is coughing on deer https://twitter.com/ScienceAlert/status/1422754974895849476
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 04:49 |
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pik_d posted:Who the gently caress is coughing on deer
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 07:32 |
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pik_d posted:Who the gently caress is coughing on deer I know it's not going to happen, but covid somehow grabbing chronic wasting disease from deer and infecting people would be a true nightmare.
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 07:50 |
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pik_d posted:Who the gently caress is coughing on deer Are they going for herd immunity?
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