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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Profoundly disappointed they didn't go with "Man in China inserted an eel into his rectum; it nearly killed him."

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



How to Good-bye Constipation: If You Anally Insert Eel 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/marysuewriter/status/1376617159615344641?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:flaccid:

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





The irony of course being, we've been living in tiny train world for some time

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1420715596161880065

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
Livonia Burger King employee points handgun at customers after disagreement on payment method

He achieved the dream of so many fast food workers. Godspeed Dustin.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/wgme/status/1421314676227514370?s=21

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You monster.

Here, for everyone else.



Toe to tip, that's a Spongebob.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Knormal posted:

You monster.

Here, for everyone else.



Toe to tip, that's a Spongebob.

Disgraced SpongeBob Squarepants creators deathbed message "They are the Spongebob and Patrick now"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

stephen hillenburg died like 3 years ago

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Goose just recording his 180° whiffling compilation for YouTube

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Knormal posted:

You monster.

Here, for everyone else.



Toe to tip, that's a Spongebob.
Don't starfish eat sponges?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Collateral Damage posted:

Don't starfish eat sponges?

Are you saying Patrick wouldn't eat SpongeBob on accident? The starfish eats basically everything out in front of him and is as dumb as a brick.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Collateral Damage posted:

Don't starfish eat sponges?

It's okay. Spongebob has demonstrated the ability to regenerate multiple times just like real sponges; some types can apparently reform after being blended. The show even acknowledges this sometimes like when Spongebob didn't understand why someone losing a limb is a scary story until Squidward reminded him the victim was not a sponge.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

FCC Complaints Show Trump Fans Demanding SNL Be Made a Safe Space for Them

The whole thing is gold. Highlights:

the “gently caress your feelings” crowd posted:

SNL continues to use racial terms which incites violence and hate speech. SNL should be removed from television completely for being racist.Example: calling white people ‘crackers.’

some bitch-rear end cracker posted:

what happened on snl last saturday where they called trump a 'cracker' and a 'bitch' is completely unacceptable. to see if it's acceptable, simply think if someone said that about president obama. how can people keep getting away with this indecency?

WHY IN MY DAY posted:

In my younger days, networks and broadcasters feared (and followed) FCC rules on their content as these rules protected the public from the trash we now have. They were careful not to offend because we have laws.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Brb, I'm busy trying to picture the cast of SNL calling Obama a "cracker".

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dani__battaglia/status/1422263645795459078

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Otter attacks Butte boy on Big Hole River

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet



Gross.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


🤌

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Is that you, Artie Bucco?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lobok posted:

Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword.

Spa:frogout:ta here

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Lobok posted:

Pasta would be my weapon of choice, too. After all, the penne is mightier than the sword.

boo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I was saying boolognese

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

The Bloop posted:

I was saying boolognese

:hmbol:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

What do we book em for, chief? Assault?

*dips pinky finger into marinara, tastes the tip* - Nah, just battery...

It's salty enough.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Actually should have been "penne's mightier than the sword." Kicking myself right now.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
As well you should.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MajorLeagueGIFs/status/1422407422644207620

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Who the gently caress is coughing on deer

https://twitter.com/ScienceAlert/status/1422754974895849476

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

pik_d posted:

Who the gently caress is coughing on deer


I know it's not going to happen, but covid somehow grabbing chronic wasting disease from deer and infecting people would be a true nightmare.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Are they going for herd immunity?

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