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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


What kind of lovely government is put into jeopardy by a bdsm muscle hunk that wants to gently caress a giant leering rose?

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Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
God I would never have got there. The angle of the photo makes it look like one big one word in white rather than two words on top of each other. I don't even see any of those letters on there. I'm glad the torture is over though, hell of a whale.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Well fuckin' played!

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Screencaps for the sake of thread completeness:



You've been conditioned by mystery-solving podcasts to expect a long winding journey before the big payoff :ssh:

Holy poo poo! My dude. Thanks a million.

...finally free...

...i gotta order this book now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ramc posted:

Holy poo poo! My dude. Thanks a million.

...finally free...

...i gotta order this book now.

It was fritz who solved the mystery:

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.


Hell yes.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I knew it looked familiar, but when I looked through my dad's shelf I didn't spot it. He probably has it somewhere though.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


What an absolute ride. I'm glad to see the mystery solved.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It was fritz who solved the mystery:

Holy poo poo that is incredible work in a short time (and I’m watching a CSI: Miami marathon with my Granny and they just Zoom-enhanced a photo in a car’s side mirror, so there is all we had to do!)

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

My cousin has ordered a copy of the book. Namaste.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It was fritz who solved the mystery:

It was actually Joe H from the Pixel Scroll commentators who did! I'm just the Inspector LeStrade to his Holmes.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.
loving awesome. Nice work all!

huh
Jan 23, 2004

Dinosaur Gum
So bittersweet. The destination was reached but perhaps the journey was better.


We should all read that book now.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Andre Norton is a good author, I haven't read that one but The Zero Stone is one of my favorites.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

huh posted:

So bittersweet. The destination was reached but perhaps the journey was better.


We should all read that book now.

i have now also ordered myself a copy

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You've been conditioned by mystery-solving podcasts to expect a long winding journey before the big payoff :ssh:

simply drag it out for your 'cast

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Ramc posted:

simply drag it out for your 'cast
Those Casper ads are revenue AND filler, just add like half a seasons worth and you are set!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Didn't someone discover a huge underground grotto in their basement in Rome very recently?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Milo and POTUS posted:

Didn't someone discover a huge underground grotto in their basement in Rome very recently?

Quit trying to horn in on my grotto.

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est

Ramc posted:

My cousin has ordered a copy of the book. Namaste.

Do a Let's Read or book report!

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Just caught up on this thread and it's been a fun ride. I have a few, if anyone can help!

1. When studying abroad in Scotland in 2005 or 2006, the place I stayed had a TV and there were like 4 channels on it. There was some kind of comedy show on one night where it seemed like viewers sent in videos of tricks they did, and one has stuck with me. I wish I remembered the channel, but we just had the basic 4.

Anyway, a guy sent in a video demonstrating an escape trick, where he tied himself to a bed without a shirt on, and a sheet was stretched 2 feet above his chest. Then a hot iron was placed on the sheet, and he had to untie himself before the iron burned through the sheet and landed on his bare chest.

But like, he didn't! So it burnt through and then burned his chest really bad and they showed pictures of it healing weeks afterward.

I know this is pretty vague but it was wild enough to stick with me.

2. I remember seeing a movie on TV at my grandfather's house when I was a kid, probably in the 90s. It was set in what I'm thinking was 40s to 50s America, and the scene I remember was a game of strip poker where the men had white t-shirts on and were cheating with a mirror so the women would have to take off more of their clothes. It's possible there's also a huge fight on a football field, like with knives and sticks and stuff, but I might be conflating two different movies. Searching for strip poker and cheating just gets a bunch of porn stuff, which this definitely wasn't.

3. A quote I read somewhere which I thought was Nietzsche, but I've never been able to find it again, so I'm probably wrong, but it went something like "You want more religion in society? Be honest! You just want more police officers." It might have been from a letter or something, and I feel like the person who said is fairly well known, like maybe Freud?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


A Strange Aeon posted:

2. I remember seeing a movie on TV at my grandfather's house when I was a kid, probably in the 90s. It was set in what I'm thinking was 40s to 50s America, and the scene I remember was a game of strip poker where the men had white t-shirts on and were cheating with a mirror so the women would have to take off more of their clothes. It's possible there's also a huge fight on a football field, like with knives and sticks and stuff, but I might be conflating two different movies. Searching for strip poker and cheating just gets a bunch of porn stuff, which this definitely wasn't.

The Wanderers. A wonderful film.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
A short story about a man stuck in a shifting labyrinth. He uses number theory or some specific methodology to discern his place and how to escape and attempts to leave

On the way he encounters another man who scoffs at the idea of number theory and that actually his methodology (spectroscopy or something) is the correct method for understanding the true nature of the labyrinth

The firstan eventually fails at comprehending the labyrinth and starts again assuming a defect in his calculations

The whole thing acts as a morality tale about science

It might be a ted Chiang book

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

shadow puppet of a posted:

The Wanderers. A wonderful film.

This is definitely it! I just read the wiki page and need to rewatch it, it seems like kid me missed some important stuff. Thanks so much for putting that to rest for me.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
I registered for this forum in 2007 specifically because a thread about some guy finding and posting his room mate's 60+ page, stream-of-consciousness sonic the hedgehog fan fiction porn and posting it here, and I thought it was so goddamn funny I couldn't not register.

The "novel" was this horrific monstrosity, the entirety of which read like some idiot teenager's stream-of-consciousness sonic porn fever dream that went something like... "and then sonic said hey tails i want to suck your penis and then tails said yes that sounds good i leik you to suck on my penis and then sonic picked up tails penis and then put it in his mouth mmm that is good said tails and then dr egg man walk in and said hey wait and then" for like... a full 60 pages.

Then a couple of voice actors recorded excerpts of the thing, which were later played over the stereo at a party the author attended without him ever knowing they'd been discovered beforehand.

Anybody have that sonic porn document?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

A Strange Aeon posted:

3. A quote I read somewhere which I thought was Nietzsche, but I've never been able to find it again, so I'm probably wrong, but it went something like "You want more religion in society? Be honest! You just want more police officers." It might have been from a letter or something, and I feel like the person who said is fairly well known, like maybe Freud?

It is Fred N:

"Ihr glaubt, wie ihr sagt, an die Nothwendigkeit der Religion? Seid ehrlich! Ihr glaubt nur an die Nothwendigkeit der Polizei."

http://www.thenietzschechannel.com/notebooks/german/nachd/nachd12.htm

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

GreatGreen posted:

I registered for this forum in 2007 specifically because a thread about some guy finding and posting his room mate's 60+ page, stream-of-consciousness sonic the hedgehog fan fiction porn and posting it here, and I thought it was so goddamn funny I couldn't not register.

The "novel" was this horrific monstrosity, the entirety of which read like some idiot teenager's stream-of-consciousness sonic porn fever dream that went something like... "and then sonic said hey tails i want to suck your penis and then tails said yes that sounds good i leik you to suck on my penis and then sonic picked up tails penis and then put it in his mouth mmm that is good said tails and then dr egg man walk in and said hey wait and then" for like... a full 60 pages.

Then a couple of voice actors recorded excerpts of the thing, which were later played over the stereo at a party the author attended without him ever knowing they'd been discovered beforehand.

Anybody have that sonic porn document?

Someone started spamming that audio recording in TF2 like a decade back and I was laughing to hard to finish the match.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

GreatGreen posted:

I registered for this forum in 2007 specifically because a thread about some guy finding and posting his room mate's 60+ page, stream-of-consciousness sonic the hedgehog fan fiction porn and posting it here, and I thought it was so goddamn funny I couldn't not register.

The "novel" was this horrific monstrosity, the entirety of which read like some idiot teenager's stream-of-consciousness sonic porn fever dream that went something like... "and then sonic said hey tails i want to suck your penis and then tails said yes that sounds good i leik you to suck on my penis and then sonic picked up tails penis and then put it in his mouth mmm that is good said tails and then dr egg man walk in and said hey wait and then" for like... a full 60 pages.

Then a couple of voice actors recorded excerpts of the thing, which were later played over the stereo at a party the author attended without him ever knowing they'd been discovered beforehand.

Anybody have that sonic porn document?

I don't remember this but there was another thing that was similar. Guy posted his roommate's self insert story. It was basically about himself except he was a champion at magic cards, and had a holographic AI girlfriend named Thirteen or Seven or something similar. Everyone was struck not just by the poor writing but also by the way it was wish fulfillment of such lovely wishes. People started writing their own sequels imitating the writing style and details from the original. I think the roommate was named Brian and these stories became known as Bri-fi stories. Goons found Brian's contact and he made an account then joined the thread.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i will never forget Brian walking past op's head and farting, and when op confronted him about it he was like "sometimes unexpected things happen, ok?"

sometimes i will do this on purpose just to say that

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Oh man I forgot about that. Pretty sure that ended up being someone's avatar for a while.

I know all the stories were at one point put up on a website. I really hope it's still up somewhere.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Fur20 posted:

i will never forget Brian walking past op's head and farting, and when op confronted him about it he was like "sometimes unexpected things happen, ok?"

sometimes i will do this on purpose just to say that

Are you…did my older brother just post?
:gonk:

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

GreatGreen posted:

I registered for this forum in 2007 specifically because a thread about some guy finding and posting his room mate's 60+ page, stream-of-consciousness sonic the hedgehog fan fiction porn and posting it here, and I thought it was so goddamn funny I couldn't not register.

The "novel" was this horrific monstrosity, the entirety of which read like some idiot teenager's stream-of-consciousness sonic porn fever dream that went something like... "and then sonic said hey tails i want to suck your penis and then tails said yes that sounds good i leik you to suck on my penis and then sonic picked up tails penis and then put it in his mouth mmm that is good said tails and then dr egg man walk in and said hey wait and then" for like... a full 60 pages.

Then a couple of voice actors recorded excerpts of the thing, which were later played over the stereo at a party the author attended without him ever knowing they'd been discovered beforehand.

Anybody have that sonic porn document?

I don’t have the document... but here is the thread itself, if you want to reread it. There are some long excerpts from the story posted in the thread, if that helps.

Relevant to the current conversation, I also found the original Brian-san thread, along with an off-site mirror of some of the stories.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

shelley posted:

I don’t have the document... but here is the thread itself, if you want to reread it. There are some long excerpts from the story posted in the thread, if that helps.

Relevant to the current conversation, I also found the original Brian-san thread, along with an off-site mirror of some of the stories.

Amusingly, if the Sonic thread is a reference to Sonic in “The Search for Love,”, I archived a bunch of that nonsense too. However, it’s been eaten by Tindeck’s closure, so I think all the links have to be updated to point to archive.org somehow.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A movie or TV show where a man kills someone by digging a ramp off a road on a corner and then somehow the victims car drives into it and then he buries the car.

Umbra
Jul 9, 2003
Sweet Sassy Molassy.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A movie or TV show where a man kills someone by digging a ramp off a road on a corner and then somehow the victims car drives into it and then he buries the car.

Going to guess it's this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolan%27s_Cadillac_(film)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I have absolutely no memory of watching that. I watched the scene where it happens and that doesn't ring any bells either but it's hard to imagine there's going to be two shows where that happens, so it must be.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Maybe you've read the Stephen King story?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Yes! It was in this book that I had as a kid.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



A Strange Aeon posted:

Just caught up on this thread and it's been a fun ride. I have a few, if anyone can help!

1. When studying abroad in Scotland in 2005 or 2006, the place I stayed had a TV and there were like 4 channels on it. There was some kind of comedy show on one night where it seemed like viewers sent in videos of tricks they did, and one has stuck with me. I wish I remembered the channel, but we just had the basic 4.

Anyway, a guy sent in a video demonstrating an escape trick, where he tied himself to a bed without a shirt on, and a sheet was stretched 2 feet above his chest. Then a hot iron was placed on the sheet, and he had to untie himself before the iron burned through the sheet and landed on his bare chest.

But like, he didn't! So it burnt through and then burned his chest really bad and they showed pictures of it healing weeks afterward.

I know this is pretty vague but it was wild enough to stick with me.

Dirty Tricks, on Channel 4.

It's not the stupidest escape he's attempted, unsurprisingly.

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Gasmask posted:

It is Fred N:

"Ihr glaubt, wie ihr sagt, an die Nothwendigkeit der Religion? Seid ehrlich! Ihr glaubt nur an die Nothwendigkeit der Polizei."

http://www.thenietzschechannel.com/notebooks/german/nachd/nachd12.htm

I don't know why I had such trouble finding it again, but thank you so much!

"You believe, as you say, in the necessity of religion? Be honest! You only believe in the need for the police."

I was pretty close in my recollection and even had a strong hunch on the writer.

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