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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Shard posted:

Peas - not better out of cans
Ketchup - not better out of cans
Corn - not better out of cans

The Beatles: not better out of cans
Led Zeppelin: not better out of cans.
The Beach Boys: not better out of cans.
The Sex Pistols: not better out of cans.
The Clash: not better out of cans.
Crass: not better out of cans...

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

IGgy IGsen posted:

You can get burgers in a can? That sounds awesome!

Everything is better out of a can.

oh no no no no

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



IGgy IGsen posted:

You can get burgers in a can? That sounds awesome!

Everything is better out of a can.



Le Champion agrees. He loves 'em so much he needs three cans.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Shaman Tank Spec posted:



Le Canpion agrees. He loves 'em so much he needs three cans.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



poo poo, it was right there. Like a burger in a can.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

JUNGLE BOY posted:

oh no no no no

look at this food !!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I'd love to try it. My microwave burgers usually come in a plastic container and sometimes are wrapped in paper.
Gotta try new things.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

KungFu Grip posted:

look at this food !!



I'd eat this, but bear in mind that I have clinical depression.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

They don't even make the astronauts and antarctic researchers eat that slop

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

have some dignity you disgusting fucks

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Fish - better out of a can

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

have some dignity you disgusting fucks

This turn the thread has taken has got me crying


I dont know if I'm laughing cause it's funny or if I'm just sad

Keep it coming

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
*hits the Scoopsgal Stunner*

*receives a couple of tossed canned burgs from ringside*

*holds them up and squeezes them out into my mouth in a burg bath*

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

KungFu Grip posted:

look at this food !!



I watched a YouTube vid last night of a guy train hopping across bosnia and he woke up on day 3 and ate a can of cat food that did not look too dissimilar to this

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Big Daddy brand canned burger

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

IGgy IGsen posted:

I'd love to try it. My microwave burgers usually come in a plastic container and sometimes are wrapped in paper.
Gotta try new things.

Do not microwave them while they are in the cans.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Gumball Gumption posted:

Fish - better out of a can

GBS has a 220 page thread dating back over five years about that one: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3756260

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Mr. Squishy posted:

Do not microwave them while they are in the cans.

live look at iggy putting canned burger in the microwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-OxH6LY2Fc

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Y'know the light in my microwave broke so that's the only way I'm gonna see it spin and that's half the fun.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

IGgy IGsen posted:

You can get burgers in a can? That sounds awesome!

Everything is better out of a can.

there's a part in the new paper mario game that's about a canned food party for canned food enthusiasts

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Of course they're not going to pay you, they're firing half their roster due to budget cuts!

https://twitter.com/MajorWFPod/status/1422286113822150661?s=20

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

have some dignity you disgusting fucks

absolutely not

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Shaman Tank Spec posted:



Le Champion agrees. He loves 'em so much he needs three cans.

Don't you wish there were three?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sigh

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

someone take Jeff's car keys away from him.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Davros1 posted:

Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

Ain't he great.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

JOIN THE FORCE 2021

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Davros1 posted:

Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

Ah poo poo, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Jeff Jarrett's New Nashville Territory.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Davros1 posted:

Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

Somewhere, Vince Russo's ears perk up, and he looks expectantly at the phone, waiting for the call he knows will come.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

If Jarrett starts another promotion it will be bad and it will be short-lived and I will be there every step of the way to witness the misery.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it might be good

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
https://twitter.com/smallnotfaraway/status/1422261597154779147?s=20

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

All respect to Jeff. He sold wrestling futures and made money.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I for one never left the Force. I have the trading cards but unfortunately no gold.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Davros1 posted:

Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61xC_sLLA-U

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Beeswax posted:

The Beatles: not better out of cans
Led Zeppelin: not better out of cans.
The Beach Boys: not better out of cans.
The Sex Pistols: not better out of cans.
The Clash: not better out of cans.
Crass: not better out of cans...

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

IGgy IGsen posted:

You can get burgers in a can? That sounds awesome!

Everything is better out of a can.

and here is someone that has never seen a whole chicken in a can

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

also someone animate this so it can be in the next botchamania

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