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Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
ah the classic human crab shrimp shrimp crab fish fish cycle

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Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
there's always a bigger claw

Pentaro
May 5, 2013



Never let me go.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




crab

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Is there a “looking at my watch” type smiley?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Do crabs see us as gods, or servants?

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
What if crabs are people that are also crabs? Werecrabs.









Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Jul 30, 2021

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
whereceab



Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Gonna need to launch the Sensitive Neutrino Observation Platform (Readjustable) to get a proper image of that nebula.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
There was a proposed X-ray telescope for the ISS called LOBSTER, but much like the real thing it never flew. :(

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/RealBearHours/status/1420853780640243713

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Ewca3Fg.mp4

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

fake crab

you can tell, because the cat is touching the tip top, but not receiving the snip snop

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


more like pet children are the ideal pet for large crabs

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Don't pet crabs, that's just inviting snip snoppery

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

this is the coolest machine i have ever seen and i own an instant pot

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/9eAxhxj.mp4

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

That is the most upsetting thing I've seen all day.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

me playing souls games

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Crabs will help us fight the shadows

https://i.imgur.com/ehbj3mj.mp4

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

Coxswain Balls posted:

That is the most upsetting thing I've seen all day.

Yeah I don't know why I have to keep asking that people not post videos of crab violence in the nice crabs thread.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bleck posted:

Yeah I don't know why I have to keep asking that people not post videos of crab violence in the nice crabs thread.

But what if a crab was the one filming that clip

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I was ecstatic for about 3 seconds when I thought it was a video of a crab eating some gabagool.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Ror posted:

I was ecstatic for about 3 seconds when I thought it was a video of a crab eating some gabagool.

crabagool

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bleck posted:

Yeah I don't know why I have to keep asking that people not post videos of crab violence in the nice crabs thread.

too tasty cannot comply

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

It's less the crab violence and more that at first glance it appears to be an uplifting video of a delicious crab escaping his dinnery fate.

Then you see the deep fryer come into frame like a lava pit in a video game and the despair sets in. Stop scuttling in that direction, crab!

Sideways locomotion was never intended to manage such hazards.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Also that crab is small as hell and probably only used to flavor the broth.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://i.imgur.com/LdKvEeZ.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:discourse:
All it needs is some Psycho horror strings dubbed in and it'd be perfect, sadly I am phoneposting and cannot do the deed myself.

naem
May 29, 2011

crabs know they’re delicious

they know

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lol
:yeeclaw:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013



Ah, life springing from the Primordial Soup.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Pentaro posted:

Ah, life springing from the Primordial Soup.

All life is rooted in crab, and all life will become crab.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Crab has always been.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab begat crab

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

The crab is a long-lived, immortal crustacean associated with Goon mythology (with analogs in many cultures) that cyclically regenerates or is otherwise born again. Associated with the ocean, a crab obtains new life by arising from the broth of its predecessor. Some legends say it dies in a show of butter and salt, others that it simply dies and rangoons before being born again.

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