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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phy posted:

I don't know if I ever knew you could run people off the road in that game :stare:

If it was in the attract mode, I've simply forgotten it, but otherwise I was denied critical need-to-know information

wait until you hear about pressing F in Ski Free

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Phy posted:

I don't know if I ever knew you could run people off the road in that game :stare:

If it was in the attract mode, I've simply forgotten it, but otherwise I was denied critical need-to-know information

I loved being 8 y/o and renting cartridges with no manuals and just being utterly bewildered but I definitely picked up on the ramming technique. Especially for those black bullet-proof cars. I even got to the speedboat area.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phy posted:

I don't know if I ever knew you could run people off the road in that game :stare:

If it was in the attract mode, I've simply forgotten it, but otherwise I was denied critical need-to-know information

This is really messing with me too. So many quarters wasted that could have been used for candy. :negative:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Zil posted:

This is really messing with me too. So many quarters wasted that could have been used for candy. :negative:

How did you deal with the bulletproof black Cadillacs or whatever they were?

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

CloFan posted:

Better Nate than lever!

Wow

:wow:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


By popular demand posted:

Right about then ol' Crot Serpentes raised hisself to full height spat his tobacco and spoke
"Ah reckon that just about everyone in this here pit of vipers has been talking about how I'm old, that I'm all rattle and no bite. Well let me inform all of you that there's venom in me still, plenty enough to take down everyone dumb enough to meet my gaze!"

:discourse:

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Memento posted:

wait until you hear about pressing F in Ski Free

....


goddammit :negative:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
Was my chaining ramps all for nothing?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Yeah but there's another yeti after that and after that

You can keep running but eventually he's gonna get you. In this essay I will examine how the creators of the hit game "Skifree" used the game as a metaphor for death

Also lol at the Wikipedia genre for the game

Seth Pecksniff has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Aug 2, 2021

sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005




you just gonn slither by with the snake guy and not his hissin' kissin' companion? I oughta clean your plow.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

An eye for an eye, and a poop for a poop.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Funny Pictures: An eye for an eye, and a poop for a poop

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A poop for a poop makes the world anally incontinent!

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Funny Pictures: An eye for an eye, and a poop for a poop

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Funny Pictures: An eye for an eye, and a poop for a poop

N'thed

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Funny images, not horny

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I wouldn't mind a squeeze or two, in accordions with her preference.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nice lungs. THE DEVIL'S LUNGS that is!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"Weird Alice" Wankachic

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Everyone's too horny to notice she's holding it upside-down. The lack of ethics in accordion erotica photography is appalling :argh:

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Trabant posted:

Everyone's too horny to notice she's holding it upside-down. The lack of ethics in accordion erotica photography is appalling :argh:

yeah, i doubt she can even play a proper polka with that

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Trabant posted:

Everyone's too horny to notice she's holding it upside-down. The lack of ethics in accordion erotica photography is appalling :argh:

What if she's left handed?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

pik_d posted:

What if she's left handed?

Ah, the Jimi Hendrix of accordion players.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

No. 6 posted:

Funny images, not horny

that is very clearly not a horn

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Jabberlock posted:

yeah, i doubt she can even play a proper polka with that

She is not fingering any of the keys or buttons. It shan't sound thusly.



bike tory posted:

that is very clearly not a horn

I'm gonna go with woodwind.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wouldwind

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Jabberlock posted:

yeah, i doubt she can even play a proper polka with that

Everyone knows you polka in the rear

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Trabant posted:

Everyone's too horny to notice she's holding it upside-down. The lack of ethics in accordion erotica photography is appalling :argh:

That's the joke and you got it, my friend! :q:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If you know how to hold a harmonica you're a huge goober :colbert:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Trabant posted:

Everyone's too horny to notice she's holding it upside-down. The lack of ethics in accordion erotica photography is appalling :argh:

Oh, I noticed. That's what makes the picture funny.
Also, if you look closely, and I mean closely, she's fully clothed.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

If you know how to hold a harmonica you're a huge goober :colbert:

I know how to hold many things

I am the goobest :colbert:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

If you know how to hold a harmonica you're a huge goober :colbert:

:tito:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How am I supposed to honk off to a lady holding an accordion upside-down if she's fully clothed?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
It goes in and out and in and out

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/silentmoviegifs/status/1422283870028840963?s=19

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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