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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

God Hole posted:

where did the actual girls gone wild girls get it from then?? showing your tits had to start somewhere, we need to get to the bottom of this

Didn't it stem from Mardi Gras?



Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

who were these girls watching girls gone wild? weren't they just (maybe) catching the late night commercials? lmao

I remember watching Wild on and the Howard Stern show as a horny teen and those ads were like every third one.

On a side note, I vaguely remember that there were also ads for Guys Gone Wild, but I don't know if they were real or not.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
women only started showing other people their tits very recently. in the late 1980s at the absolute earliest.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

there was that flasher in airplane! and that was probably filmed in '79. that was most likely the first though

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Does anybody know what the first porno movie is?!
Like is it a silent film? With a ton of exaggerate movements!

With how bad the picture quality was could you tell there was even a dick and vagina?





Edit:
Ahhhhahahahah this makes me so happy!
VVV

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 04:55 on Aug 2, 2021

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
as a matter of fact, i went to the museum of sex in manhattan once and there was a section where you could watch old-timey silent porn movies. yes, they did indeed make exaggerated movements, and yes, you could see dick and vagina. the only detail i really remember is that there was an old-timey model T involved as well

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

indigi posted:

women only started showing other people their tits very recently. in the late 1980s at the absolute earliest.

Lol wut

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

pretty sure gilgamesh came up with the idea of women showing their breasts

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the puritans settled north america to create a new jerusalem away from the scourge of women flashing their breasts

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Aglet56 posted:

as a matter of fact, i went to the museum of sex in manhattan once and there was a section where you could watch old-timey silent porn movies. yes, they did indeed make exaggerated movements, and yes, you could see dick and vagina. the only detail i really remember is that there was an old-timey model T involved as well

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Stairmaster posted:

pretty sure gilgamesh came up with the idea of women showing their breasts

enkidu was a groomer

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i say swears online posted:

enkidu was a groomer

No.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Does anybody know what the first porno movie is?!


The earliest porno we know of is Le Coucher de la Mariée from 1896. It's a movie where a woman takes of her clothes until she's only wearing her undergarment. It's pretty worksafe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpLbQY-aycE&t=178s

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Aglet56 posted:

as a matter of fact, i went to the museum of sex in manhattan once and there was a section where you could watch old-timey silent porn movies. yes, they did indeed make exaggerated movements, and yes, you could see dick and vagina. the only detail i really remember is that there was an old-timey model T involved as well
Did they use slide whistles and other sound effects?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

i say swears online posted:

enkidu was a groomer

Enkidou was groomed. The first broken buck.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


anyone else watching The White Lotus on hbo? it's so good, the score is incredible and adds so much to the (already high level of) tension. every character is perfect and the little details (e.g. shane reading malcolm gladwell; the MIL's description of nonprofits) just elevates it all

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/LegendaryEnergy/status/1421931445119905793

i cant decide if hes implying that hollywood makes a lot of mao movies that dont feature starvation or that they make a lot of starvation movies that dont feature mao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

HootTheOwl posted:

Enkidou was groomed. The first broken buck.

not enough people are talking about this. they yell about age differences in relationships but is it really possible to form an equitable bond of friendship between a demigod and a hairy wildman?

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
what was the last hollywood movie that featured Mao?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Bideo James posted:

what was the last hollywood movie that featured Mao?
See, nobody's talking about this!

Hollywood please make more Mao movies so I can be mad at you!

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
you barely see the Albigensian crusade in Hollywood because most of the film industry shares the popes hatred of christological heresy

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I hate everything about this



not clicking

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Watching 77 minutes and it's cool how the film just without warning goes all LiveLeak and just shows you a cameraman walking into the McDonald's and checking out all the bodies

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

This also doesn't seem like a very good documentary

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


david sirota has a story credit on the new adam mckay movie?

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1422095212340383745

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Stairmaster posted:

Watching 77 minutes and it's cool how the film just without warning goes all LiveLeak and just shows you a cameraman walking into the McDonald's and checking out all the bodies

is that one of those dime a dozen true crime docs on something like Amazon Prime that are all complete poo poo and made with mspaint levels of art/infographics

there's a columbine one up there that was actually made in the last decade and it almost entirely consists of outdated information and poo poo that has long since been debunked and there's no interviews, just file footage

I think we turned it off just twenty minutes in lol

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Streaming services have some dreck on them for sure. Netflix has batshit ufo conspiracy stuff and I saw this one thing on Hulu about Simulation Theory, they barely even talk about the theory and just talk about The Matrix and how people got obsessed with that film.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i remember when the mattix came out when i was like 11 one of my friends (maybe 12 or 13) told me “it’s not rated r because of violence, it’s rated r because it could be true……”

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Good soup! posted:

is that one of those dime a dozen true crime docs on something like Amazon Prime that are all complete poo poo and made with mspaint levels of art/infographics

there's a columbine one up there that was actually made in the last decade and it almost entirely consists of outdated information and poo poo that has long since been debunked and there's no interviews, just file footage

I think we turned it off just twenty minutes in lol

no its worse cause he actually interviews the victims and just reopens their emotional wounds

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i remember when the mattix came out when i was like 11 one of my friends (maybe 12 or 13) told me “it’s not rated r because of violence, it’s rated r because it could be true……”

theyr rite

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i remember when the mattix came out when i was like 11 one of my friends (maybe 12 or 13) told me “it’s not rated r because of violence, it’s rated r because it could be true……”

It will be true once someone figures out how to mine crypto with the human brain.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

RandolphCarter posted:

It will be true once someone figures out how to mine crypto with the human brain.

Yes. Haha. Yes.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

RandolphCarter posted:

It will be true once someone figures out how to mine crypto with the human brain.

i mean they already did. going forward, it's just a question to what degree brains are being used to mine crypto

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Some great news

https://twitter.com/josephpera/status/1422646059235520512?s=21

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/ClintEastwo_/status/1421985628972097544

my first reaction to this was whether a movie directed by clint eastwood that doesnt star him still counts as a clint eastwood movie

if you didnt need to ask this question congratulations youre old

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1422825829189496833

read this thread and learn the horrifying truth that miami vice had the weirdest loving revolving door of guest stars of any tv show ever apparently

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
law and order had a ton of wild guest stars too, it was the style at the time

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1422825829189496833

read this thread and learn the horrifying truth that miami vice had the weirdest loving revolving door of guest stars of any tv show ever apparently

leonard cohen in miami vice is the peak of weirdness

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Thinking on the existence of Married, With Children, I believe a show set in the Doug universe but focusing on the Dinks would be quite popular.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I've had multiple conversations with co workers about how the lifestyle depicted in Married with Children is now considered both desirable and unattainable

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tighclops posted:

I've had multiple conversations with co workers about how the lifestyle depicted in Married with Children is now considered both desirable and unattainable

Same as The Simpsons. So much media revolving around people who had accomplished everything they're supposed to do, had stability and reasonable quality of life, moaning about how miserable they were because they had to do the bare minimum to maintain it.

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