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PostNouveau posted:Somebody brought a chainsaw and a knifegun to the airport My maracas!
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*Andrew Cumoishly* I’m just constantly touching everyone. this is who I am. I’m sorry if you were offended.
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Sad Billionaire posted:lol gonna take over an airplane using a baseball bat might have better luck with the *squints* gallon bag of... 410 gauge shotshells? rolls of nickels? beef sticks?
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Aug 3, 2021 22:49
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*grabbing you by the face and pulling you closer and closer* I want to love you, in a platonic and professional way, I just need to touch you while I explain.
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Aug 3, 2021 22:52
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there seems to be some misunderstanding regarding how I’m trying to make out with everyone, this is purely professional! Only some real sickos would perceive this as something sexual, get you mind out of the gutters!
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Aug 3, 2021 22:56
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what's that thing where u look fatter in a picture if u change something like the filter or the focus or whatever does anyone know what it is?? i gotta keep typing cause my wife is looking at me dead in the eyes andi cannot break contact somebody please help me she won't stop i just want to post but i canot post until shes gone just gotta look like im working hard and wor
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https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1422676326650191882 the only good bush
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Whose 'Romance' novel is worse? [] Bill O'Reilly [] Andrew Cuomo
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Aug 3, 2021 23:00
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lot of renters going to be saying, "Thank You, Biden"
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I do love skin. I do love touching it. I do love making things from it. I do own various furniture pieces upholstered in skin. I’m sorry if my Italian upbringing offends your delicate sensibilities. It was good enough for my mother. Maybe step down from your high horse.
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Aug 3, 2021 23:02
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when i go to KFC for the holidays, i ask for a bucket of just skin
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The adults aren't alright
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Oh man, he's gonna have to get a job
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just a day after andrew napolitano got fired from fox for the same poo poo something going on with the italians good cover for napolitano though, nobodys gonna remember him tomorrow
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PostNouveau posted:Somebody brought a chainsaw and a knifegun to the airport some train in the way of the blade, I train in the art of the hand grenade and chainsaw
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2DCAT posted:some train in the way of the blade, I train in the art of the hand grenade and chainsaw oh, konichiwa
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Aug 3, 2021 23:04
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LOL @ all the donut and khive twitters making GBS threads on Cori Bush
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t-5 minutes until... Cuomo Demands Biden Resign Over Sexual Harassment Scandal https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/Cuomo-demands-biden-resign-over-sexual-harassment-scandal via @TPM
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Aug 3, 2021 23:08
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i cant believe theyre doing this to the man who defeated covid
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Shhh don't tell any of the slaves about our freedom mandate
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Sad Billionaire posted:Seems like he has a pretty good reason? What song is that?
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lol if anyone else in this office tells me that I need to be more confident, I’m going to confidently tear their goddamn throat out.
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Aug 3, 2021 23:10
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ok it's the ``vertigo shot`` .
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Or since 1865 depending on your skin color.
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gun-shaped pocket knife is the dumbest variant of gunblade
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rent moratorium extension? call for Cuomo resignation? Infrastructure Week? everything's turning up Biden
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Substandard posted:Or since 1865 depending on your skin color. bobbert coming out strong in favor of reparations
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What kind of shoes should I get?
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Best selling author endorsed by President Trump. Founder/President of @1FLAGUSA. Presidential Appointee. Australian by birth; American by choice. Thatassophile.
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Substandard posted:Or since 1865 depending on your skin color.
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UFOTacoMan posted:*Andrew Cumoishly* *walks up brashly to confront cuomo* So you like touching folk eh governor? Well why don't you try touching somebody your own siz..... oh you did....and you're still doing it... oh god how many hands do you have? it's like being attacked by a couple of horny octopuses drenched in cologne... oof that's a little too friendly. oh i see, you're italian, well i guess that's ok then, just maybe.... I.. i have to go away now. no, no goodbye kiss neede.. just that one then... please stop now.... help
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Asproigerosis posted:What kind of shoes should I get? tap
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Asproigerosis posted:What kind of shoes should I get? snow shoes
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