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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Data Graham posted:

stupid loving hamster dick

Edit: what a loving snype

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GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

marshmallow creep posted:

Edit: what a loving snype

:69snypa:

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

marshmallow creep posted:

Edit: what a loving snype

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tenebrais posted:

Is... is that Porker Lewis

Oh, I see you are not familiar with the sonic joke book edits





Please do not look up any more or try to find out what the meme is called

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal

Not necessarily true! To unify the USSR and try to fix food shortfalls, there was a whole massive encyclopedia of food that was created to explain to people what a hamburger was, or how to eat an orange, or that anybody can drink champagne now.

Unfortunately, all most people had to eat were the words in the book anyways, thanks to bourgeois grift

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

OSU_Matthew posted:

Not necessarily true! To unify the USSR and try to fix food shortfalls, there was a whole massive encyclopedia of food that was created to explain to people what a hamburger was, or how to eat an orange, or that anybody can drink champagne now.

Unfortunately, all most people had to eat were the words in the book anyways, thanks to bourgeois grift

All those recipes had the authors life story before telling you what the actual food was?

poo poo, the soviets were more hosed than I realized

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Salade Olivier

Shortly after the Great Patriotic War...

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




I'm stealing this, thanks!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

flavor.flv posted:

Oh, I see you are not familiar with the sonic joke book edits





Please do not look up any more or try to find out what the meme is called

Is it a bad word? No-no word? Or is it a naughty word?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day




Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy










(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

That is absolutely not air travel in 1935. That's 1955 at the earliest, more likely the early 60s.

I will be reporting this to the meme authorities.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sagebrush posted:

That is absolutely not air travel in 1935. That's 1955 at the earliest, more likely the early 60s.

I will be reporting this to the meme authorities.

Yeah but like show me your butthole bro.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I remember a comment that said that's a somethingorother plane first constructed in 1948.

You're going to meme jail, kiddo.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Spanish Manlove posted:

Is it a bad word? No-no word? Or is it a naughty word?

Yes. Doubly so.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I remember a comment that said that's a somethingorother plane first constructed in 1948.

You're going to meme jail, kiddo.

ok I fixed it:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

was expecting this to end with SPIDER SUIT :gonk:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Too late. I'm going to need to see that butthole to check for contraband memes.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

Is it a bad word? No-no word? Or is it a naughty word?

If I know anything about things related to Sonic, it's some weird as poo poo porn.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I'm really getting tired of these nazi memes.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mods please ban the obvious nazi

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rodbeard posted:

I'm really getting tired of these nazi memes.

oh god i just scrolled past that ugly thing

I wonder why the nazi gave woke mom the big full sweater though

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Woke up with my quarter ready to go for some fun probes, didn’t expect I’d have to hit someone for straight up alt right/nazi poo poo.

Lodin, you’ve posted a ton of questionable poo poo in here lately, knock it off or risk getting the boot.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

The Bloop posted:

oh god i just scrolled past that ugly thing

I wonder why the nazi gave woke mom the big full sweater though

shes from the 4PM dick-flattening meme, so it follows the format i guess
edgy anti-vax transphobic meme tho

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

oh god i just scrolled past that ugly thing

I wonder why the nazi gave woke mom the big full sweater though

Woke moms are non-trad dominant women, assumed to be cucking soy dad, so she gets the "4pm ball flattening" girl wojack thing.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Woke moms are non-trad dominant women, assumed to be cucking soy dad, so she gets the "4pm ball flattening" girl wojack thing.

I hate myself so loving much for knowing what these words mean

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Woke moms are non-trad dominant women, assumed to be cucking soy dad, so she gets the "4pm ball flattening" girl wojack thing.

I hate that i understand all of the words in this sentence.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Woke moms are non-trad dominant women, assumed to be cucking soy dad, so she gets the "4pm ball flattening" girl wojack thing.

The internet must be destroyed.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 200 days!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The internet must be destroyed.

It's too loving late

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Woke moms are non-trad dominant women, assumed to be cucking soy dad, so she gets the "4pm ball flattening" girl wojack thing.

poo poo you're right mom is probably also trans and those are huge implants because she is also a communist sex worker labor union organizer

(and the meme creator thinks this is bad instead of awesome)

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Fully vaccinated trans women with huge tits going around flattening dicks is the future communists want.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Fully vaccinated trans women with huge tits going around flattening dicks is the future communists want.

poo poo man, sign me up

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'd be quite happy with even one of those criteria.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




Yeah, ¿why shouldn't we use both?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Bloop posted:

poo poo you're right mom is probably also trans and those are huge implants because she is also a communist sex worker labor union organizer

(and the meme creator thinks this is bad instead of awesome)

why would she even need implants tho. trans girls frequently grow giant mommy milkers all on their own

hormones are magic, yo

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

RFC2324 posted:

why would she even need implants tho. trans girls frequently grow giant mommy milkers all on their own

hormones are magic, yo

From what little I remember from 20 years ago, hormones alone only gave you a B cup at best. Have hormone treatments come that far, or was that just from the much smaller sample size available back then?

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