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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Freaquency posted:

I’ve seen Big Ben eat a 2nd down sack

Ben Eatsasackwithhisberger

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Big Jesus posted:

So if you could choose when your team got a sack it would almost always be 2nd down?

In the situation I mentioned yes. Even that chart posted shows that's correct.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ben would eat a sack on every down if you let him

kiimo fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Aug 4, 2021

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

sorry for the source but lmao

https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1423006579419385856

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Tretter is trying to piss off the constituency is what I take from this. He's probably not wrong but yeah they're already mad about the vaccine stuff.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1423055523952349190

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I just saw that & mah boi got done dirty.

That tackle machine should've put Winston down.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This weird offseason subplot of Jameis having really odd training issues has been amusing.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/1422915256783884290?s=19

Is that bad

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ugh, if Burrow got the yips from that leg injury…

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Ugh, if Burrow got the yips from that leg injury…

Just about everyone does this for what it's worth from what people say. As long as everything works he'll start to get better the more he trusts it, although it will probably take a while (like well into the season a while).

It's also possible that something doesn't work anymore of course, and that would be awful.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

oh no the bengals might be bad!

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





I can't wait to see Rivers get a ring after signing in Week 15.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I leaped up and down, hootin’ ‘n hollerin’ up a storm when Sewell fell to the Lions.

RIP Joey Burrow

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Somehow everyone but the Bengals saw this coming

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sour Diesel posted:

oh no the bengals might be bad!

What’s next years QB class look like.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that tweet is from a trolling account. joe burrow went 12/14 for 211 and 3 tds.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Cavauro posted:

that tweet is from a trolling account. joe burrow went 12/14 for 211 and 3 tds.

I can't tell if you're being weird so whatever. its from the athletic article. he looked like poo poo. In 11-on-11, Burrow was 5 for 12 with an interception. One of the incompletions was a near interception that nicked the ground in front of a diving Tony Brown.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

It's training camp so whatever. It don't matter. None of this matters.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GD_American posted:

Oh cool Tom Brady NFC West champ because he beat the Rams in a Super Bowl eh right

I'm going back a few pages but the math on this checks out.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Time to get excited about the Hall of Fame Game tomorrow and learn just how bad the Steelers and Cowboys QB backups are

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


https://twitter.com/ChrisTrapasso/status/1423114757637292032

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
"hurdles"

ah, so that's what we're calling it now, huh

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1423130421391413248?s=20

Yeah, Deshaun rumors picked back up today. It looks like a variety of sources have leaked different information out there, but the important thing to remember is Deshaun Watson is a stupid rear end in a top hat.

Other rumors:

https://twitter.com/HierJustin/status/1423020437282476033?s=20

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1422809631940820994?s=20

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

joeBurrow 17/17. Three pancakes. Fully Vaxxed

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Meanwhile Kirk Cousins manages a weak "freeeedom" before a 10 minute coughing fit from his recliner while newsmax blares leaving him unheard.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Android Apocalypse posted:

Vrabel being a good coach is so fun considering how poorly actual coaches from the Belichick tree have faired so far, tho Flores is the current outlier (good for him tho!).
From several pages back, but that depends on if "coaching tree" is strictly based on when a person officially started coaching. Vrabel began his coaching career at Ohio State, so in that regard he is not under the Belichick tree.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Who could this be? Cousins being kicked to the Texans because he won't vaccinate would be really goddamn funny.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
That's what they're suggesting yes

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Football tonight!

sort of

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1423009683988746242?s=19

Poor guy

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I do not want Deshaun Watson

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Personally, I think its cool that the Eagles do not want me to be a fan anymore.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I'm not big on moralizing about football because I'm a filthy :patssay: but holy poo poo the Watson allegations are so loving bad, how the actual gently caress can anybody even flirt with hiring him?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1423244831149723651

Urban Meyer is such a slow motion disaster and it's making me cheer against a lot of people I don't want to cheer against.

Well, and Tim Tebow now that I have the opportunity to cheer against him again, but that's also on Urban.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I think that might be PFT doing PFT stuff and it's supposed to be a fun drill where they do like pro wrestling style big announcer takes on who wins a blocking drill.

The idea still annoys me. As does Urban.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jimmy Graham is confused.

https://twitter.com/TheJimmyGraham/status/1423258954596032512?s=20

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i am concerned that the players are going to start a class-action lawsuit about being forced to put something into their bodies. that's right, i'm talking about food and water. you've been gotten.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

not sure it’s a great way to decide NFL roster spots but it sounds like a lot of fun. For the roster locks at least, not for the people who’s career comes down to winning one of these.

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