Ragnar34 posted:Interesting fact in the comments: this is a couple of years old, as in they found her in 2019, and they did in fact take out the eye to scan it into a database.  This explains so much...
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The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 07:11 on Aug 6, 2021 |
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Platystemon posted:The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands. 
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Aug 6, 2021 07:49
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Platystemon posted:The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands. Jurrassic Park is set in the modern era, and depicts dinosaurs being held in a grassland habitat 
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Aug 6, 2021 08:28
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Platystemon posted:The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands. To expand on this bit of pedantry, it's worth mentioning that the earliest fossil record of angiosperms (flowering/fruiting plants) is pollen from 134 million years ago (Mya) and plant fossils from 125 Mya, and the Jurassic period went from about 200 to 145 Mya. So not only did grass not exist during the Jurassic, no flowering plants of any kind did. Of course, the movie Jurassic Park has dinosaurs from the Cretaceous too, but you wouldn't ever see flowering plants coexisting with Jurassic dinos like sauropods (big necky bois like Brontosaurus), Stegosaurus, and many others. And "flowering plants" includes basically every plant you can think of except for ferns, mosses, gingko trees, and conifers (pine trees and similar), so those are the sorts of plants you should imagine populating the Earth in the Jurassic. Anyway, evolutionary history is cool. I've always thought it was kind of surprising that something so ubiquitous and basic-seeming as "fruit" evolved so recently (relatively speaking, anyway).
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Aug 6, 2021 10:26
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https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1423489493055672329?s=21
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Aug 6, 2021 12:39
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Platystemon posted:The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands. On one hand that was interesting and something I did not know. On the other, Jesus Christ.
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Aug 6, 2021 13:30
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Nice zen garden pooper but does it have decent WiFi so I can stare at tiktoks while I go?
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Aug 6, 2021 13:47
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drat kids how about you put down the phone and TALK to the person next to you about the TICKS you will both get from the open air nature toilet
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DontMockMySmock posted:To expand on this bit of pedantry, it's worth mentioning that the earliest fossil record of angiosperms (flowering/fruiting plants) is pollen from 134 million years ago (Mya) and plant fossils from 125 Mya, and the Jurassic period went from about 200 to 145 Mya. So not only did grass not exist during the Jurassic, no flowering plants of any kind did. Of course, the movie Jurassic Park has dinosaurs from the Cretaceous too, but you wouldn't ever see flowering plants coexisting with Jurassic dinos like sauropods (big necky bois like Brontosaurus), Stegosaurus, and many others. And "flowering plants" includes basically every plant you can think of except for ferns, mosses, gingko trees, and conifers (pine trees and similar), so those are the sorts of plants you should imagine populating the Earth in the Jurassic. It still blows my mind that sharks have been around longer than trees.
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Sorry. It’s a very pretty photo. I don’t mean to go NDT on it. It’s not the photographer’s fault that Hollywood doesn’t have guts. 
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Aug 6, 2021 13:51
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The women's room is always fancier.
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https://twitter.com/ilana_who_/status/1423435411225989127?s=21
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Aug 6, 2021 14:17
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Aug 6, 2021 14:23
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This is weird as poo poo
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Aug 6, 2021 14:26
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Never forget… this slate of Disney channel originals this season. (I forgot). At least we now know where and how Melissa Joan Hart got radicalized.
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Aug 6, 2021 14:38
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Aug 6, 2021 14:40
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If you are around 35 or older you owe it to yourself to watch the documentary on HBO about Woodstock '99.
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D-Pad posted:If you are around 35 or older you owe it to yourself to watch the documentary on HBO about Woodstock '99. Is that the one that the crowd burned to the ground?
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Aug 6, 2021 16:36
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mds2 posted:Is that the one that the crowd burned to the ground? Yes, and so much more crazy poo poo. It was the Fyre Festival of its time and jesus our generation sucked.
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Aug 6, 2021 17:13
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat https://twitter.com/geniusguy69/status/1423112583238889475
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A goon named Stink Billyums posted this in DnD. It's so good I want to share it here. https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/1423393547181461504
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Aug 6, 2021 18:21
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat Imagine being a loving frog minding your own business and some rear end in a top hat runs up with a camera and holds it like 2 feet from you while you take a monster poo poo. Rude.
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Aug 6, 2021 18:30
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Frank Frank posted:Imagine being a loving frog minding your own business and some rear end in a top hat runs up with a camera and holds it like 2 feet from you while you take a monster poo poo. Uh, the frog asked him to do that to document the event?!?
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Aug 6, 2021 18:35
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Yikes. And is that a weird instrumental cover of Steal My Sunshine in the background? Now that I think about it it's probably a Disney Radio cover. CaptainBeefart has a new favorite as of 18:50 on Aug 6, 2021 |
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Aug 6, 2021 18:38
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat The miracle of child birth
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I did not know that frogs had such big poops
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canyoneer posted:I did not know that frogs had such big poops GET EDUCATED. It's not the PYF Tweets Virgin Mary vs Chad Jesus Thread's responsibility to teach you poo poo
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:GET EDUCATED. It's not the PYF Tweets Virgin Mary vs Chad Jesus Thread's responsibility to teach you poo poo And yet,
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Frank Frank posted:Imagine being a loving frog minding your own business and some rear end in a top hat runs up with a camera and holds it like 2 feet from you while you take a monster poo poo. Imagine taking a poo poo the size of your own leg. Not just length either, it's as thick all the way down as your thigh at its widest point. You wrestle this monster for what seems like centuries and it's not even breaking. You have to start waddling forward because at this point it's pushing you just as hard as you're pushing it and you don't have the strength to resist anymore Finally, the last of it slithers free, off to be worshipped as a god by a tribe of nomads on a desert planet. You're fifty pounds lighter, eight belt loops thinner and you don't know if your ring is ever going to recover or if you need to track down Kirk "Goatman" Johnson to get recommendations for the best brand of bathtub drain plugs to keep your bowel movements from dribbling out unimpeded for the rest of your life You've just fought the battle of your life. Thor and Hercules couldn't have taken on this serpent with the best CGI a billion dollars of Disney money could buy. You're a hero. You're a god. And as you're lying on the floor basking in the glory of your greatest accomplishment, you realize that nobody will ever know
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flavor.flv posted:Imagine taking a poo poo the size of your own leg. Not just length either, it's as thick all the way down as your thigh at its widest point. You wrestle this monster for what seems like centuries and it's not even breaking. You have to start waddling forward because at this point it's pushing you just as hard as you're pushing it and you don't have the strength to resist anymore 
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Frank Frank posted:Imagine being a loving frog minding your own business and some rear end in a top hat runs up with a camera and holds it like 2 feet from you while you take a monster poo poo. On Tuesday the babysitter called me over specifically to show me a big turd on my back porch. I thought it was notable because I figured one of our dogs didn’t make it to the yard in time and was having intestinal issues. “Are the dogs acting weird?” “The dogs didn’t do it, I watched a FROG do it.” “A frog?” I had to pick up a big ole frog turd off the porch. Had no idea they poo poo like that. Maybe I thought it was like birds or fish.
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deoju posted:A goon named Stink Billyums posted this in DnD. It's so good I want to share it here. I beg of all of you, do not sleep on this. Context in case this absolute poet doesn't make it clear: some asshat cursed out, groped, and punched some women flight attendants, while talking like he was king poo poo because "my father is worth $2 million" (lol, so that's why you're flying coach on Frontier). Our man Alfredo steps in. I'd post the footage from the plane if I wasn't on my phone; I know it's over in the schadenfreude thread.
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flavor.flv posted:Imagine taking a poo poo the size of your own leg. Not just length either, it's as thick all the way down as your thigh at its widest point. You wrestle this monster for what seems like centuries and it's not even breaking. You have to start waddling forward because at this point it's pushing you just as hard as you're pushing it and you don't have the strength to resist anymore I ruptured a disc in my lower back and was given opiates for the pain, and you are literally describing my life for the last six months.
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canyoneer posted:I did not know that frogs had such big poops organburner posted:Uh, the frog asked him to do that to document the event?!? canyoneer posted:I did not know that frogs had such big poops Frank Frank posted:Imagine being a loving frog minding your own business and some rear end in a top hat runs up with a camera and holds it like 2 feet from you while you take a monster poo poo. that's a toad
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