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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

half cocaine posted:

Isn't Garrett supposed to be tactically incompetent but highly regarded for being a player's coach?

Right, but not a player's Jason.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
He's not even the loving coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


mcmagic posted:

He's not even the loving coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao my bad

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Love this headline.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

half cocaine posted:

Isn't Garrett supposed to be tactically incompetent but highly regarded for being a player's coach?

He's an Owners Coach

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

half cocaine posted:

Isn't Garrett supposed to be tactically incompetent but highly regarded for being a player's coach?

he's a kiss rear end, that's his talent

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

yeah he always seemed like a guy that could bullshit his way through a meeting very well

also everyone knows this but turned down the Baltimore job in 2008 before they hired Harbaugh. so for that I say thank you, Coach.

AndrewP fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Aug 6, 2021

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Cowboys better hope like hell that Dak doesn’t miss any time again because their backups are loving awful

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

sean10mm posted:

What coaches have a detectable personality and are any good nowadays, anyway?

Andy Reid, purely because he learned to lean into it.

Ron Rivera has also been able to pivot as a slightly likeable coach purely due to his activism for vaccination. As soon as that stops being a topic, he will revert to the bland coach he always was.

Bruce Arians is also riding the "loving get vaccinated" bandwagon into likeability.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Jason Garrett is kind of perfect for idiots like Gettleman and Jerry Jones, he walks and talks and acts like a coach despite having to actual talent at the job. He would for sure give them a bunch of rah rah bullshit they want to hear in an interview.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Was there supposed to be a preseason football game starting this week or was it next week?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1423387061319569409

:hmmyes:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Zurreco posted:

Andy Reid, purely because he learned to lean into it.

Ron Rivera has also been able to pivot as a slightly likeable coach purely due to his activism for vaccination. As soon as that stops being a topic, he will revert to the bland coach he always was.

Bruce Arians is also riding the "loving get vaccinated" bandwagon into likeability.

Who the gently caress didn't like Arians before this? Dude has always owned.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

a sexual elk posted:

Love this headline.



https://twitter.com/abad_messer/status/1423433981048107018?s=20

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I had to step away in the 3rd quarter but I see the Cowboys finished with 3 points.

Frauds.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

sean10mm posted:

What coaches have a detectable personality and are any good nowadays, anyway?

Matt LaFluer

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

Madden may be the greatest regular season coach ever.

In the playoffs, though, he becomes regular season jason garrett.

tbf since when did garrett even sniff a conference championship

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a sexual elk posted:

Love this headline.


One of the local radio guys in Denver a few days ago was wondering if Case Cookus was actually a real person

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.seattletimes.com/seattl...ential-tragedy/

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

:smith:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

razorscooter posted:

tbf since when did garrett even sniff a conference championship

Yeah at his worst Madden was still better than Garrett at his best, there's zero comparison.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

razorscooter posted:

tbf since when did garrett even sniff a conference championship

The joke there is he becomes regular season garrett in the playoffs because he’s just over .500.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Good, good. Stir the pot and get the union to be an actual union

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Joe Judge claims another one

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1423617827404226565?s=19
https://twitter.com/TomRock_Newsday/status/1423614987818389506?s=19
https://twitter.com/TomRock_Newsday/status/1423614990435639298?s=19

Whooaaaa what are odds they all had the same vague reasoning Joe, what are the odds

shyduck fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Aug 6, 2021

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I mean one of those "veteran players" is kelvin benjamin.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I love Joe judges internal denial. It must serve him well.
“Those Delta Zetas we were talking to earlier have ASSURED me they’d be here hooking up with us had it not been for all four of them having to wash their hair on the same night”

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Oh so "my coach is a huge piece of poo poo" means "family situation" now

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Nobody wanted to call Garrett coach, not even Looney

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/DTaylor613/status/1423453405532594182

dude is breaking quarantine while positive to get Andre 3000's hair from 2004, jesus loving christ.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hamhandler posted:

https://twitter.com/DTaylor613/status/1423453405532594182

dude is breaking quarantine while positive to get Andre 3000's hair from 2004, jesus loving christ.

Going to look the other way on this one. Strongly in favor of this look for Jackson.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The André 3000 look is cool, but now it will be associated with people not giving a poo poo about COVID-19.

Kind of how Charlie Chaplin's mustache is now remembered as Hitler's mustache. :godwin:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

When did Lamar test positive? I think like his 10 day quarantine may have already ended.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Should have gone with the late 80’s Deion Sanders jheri curl.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Lamar Jackson and Kirk Cousins are just loving idiots who need to be repeatedly and loudly shamed.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Ehud posted:

When did Lamar test positive? I think like his 10 day quarantine may have already ended.

The Ravens are practicing today and he isn't out there apparently-

https://twitter.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1423624678829170694

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean you can’t put that hair in a helmet.

It probably cost a lot

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Hamhandler posted:

https://twitter.com/DTaylor613/status/1423453405532594182

dude is breaking quarantine while positive to get Andre 3000's hair from 2004, jesus loving christ.

Man at least get an n95 or something ya rear end. You've got the drat money.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

first play of the regular season, Lamar runs a quarterback draw for 2 yards, falls and promptly dies on the field with his lungs collapsed

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Hamhandler posted:

The Ravens are practicing today and he isn't out there apparently-

https://twitter.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1423624678829170694

Reports are that he's in the building and had to do some testing. Who knows when that pic was taken obviously but it appears he has tested negative.

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