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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Get on the hormone for those big rig titties.

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Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

marshmallow creep posted:

Get on the hormone for those big rig titties.

What if your rig is small? asking for a friend

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

marshmallow creep posted:

Get on the hormone for those big rig titties.
In the meantime, just tuck and fold your truck nuts

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

minato posted:

In the meantime, just tuck and fold your truck nuts
Nope, those go up into whatever the automotive equivalent of the inguinal canal is.

Let's just say the muffler.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

PYF Funny Pictures: That's poo poo from a butt

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cartoon Man posted:

The equestrian events at the Olympics have this glorious masterpiece:



It’s causing a lot of the horses to freak out and miss the jump…

https://www.avclub.com/a-sumo-statues-big-butt-is-scaring-horses-at-the-olympi-1847429368
As someone who watches sumo, I have to laugh when I see articles describing that statue as life-sized.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

Tom Brady's chef should eat less fiber

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

burexas.irom posted:

* BIG RIG'S TITTIES

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Sound.

https://i.imgur.com/eAAY42T.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The internationale had a good run

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
https://twitter.com/guaupng/status/1423346050547412994

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

For anyone who doesn't want to click through:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Better

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Well, that's a relief.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Unless you happen to be the jellyfish apocolypse's husband.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Android Apocalypse posted:

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

because he cheats

TriggerHappyMarie
Sep 15, 2011


As someone who’s worked in mortgage ops, this is not very accurate. I would never drop my ice cream.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

yeah but the brady clones have only won 1 super bowl each

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Trastion posted:

What if your rig is small? asking for a friend

The you probably won't like ME.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

Tom Brady knows all about Super Bowels

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rascar Capac posted:

Well, that's a disappointment.


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

What

Does it say

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Cocktails

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Cockatiels

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The Bloop posted:

What

Does it say

It says cock.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Biplane posted:

It says cock.

:vince:

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quarterback Tom Brady swears by avocado ice cream.

His TB12 diet is insane (no strawberries or any other things that are inflammatory) but he's won 7 Super Bowls soooooo :shrug:.

honestly I enjoyed the Subway ads with Tom Brady where Steph Curry says "do you even eat bread?" and Tom says "It's a commercial"

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Glottis posted:

honestly I enjoyed the Subway ads with Tom Brady where Steph Curry says "do you even eat bread?" and Tom says "It's a commercial"

Could we make Tom Brady go away if gobs of of us set up change jars in convince stores all across the country? Just asking.

Otteration has a new favorite as of 07:18 on Aug 7, 2021

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
What is with fad diets hating on bread so much? Bread is delicious and I make it every other day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



They (or specifically the consumers of fad diets) don't know what celiac is and refuse to learn

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mauser posted:

What is with fad diets hating on bread so much? Bread is delicious and I make it every other day

Bread for a lot of people is wonder white. That's an easy win to cut out of a lot of people's diet.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Mauser posted:

What is with fad diets hating on bread so much? Bread is delicious and I make it every other day

Nearly everyone eats bread nearly every day so it's really easy to point to when you want One Weird Trick.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Mauser posted:

What is with fad diets hating on bread so much? Bread is delicious and I make it every other day

It's a lot of cheap, largely empty calories (even "good" breads, wholegrain etc.). It's tasty but not satiating, so you can easily eat a lot of it. Cutting it (and carbs in general) out entirely is a very effective way of reducing overall consumption so any diet fad worth its salt will find reasons to do so.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bread (often) is a calorie dense food that's easy to gorge on.
Cutting it out is an easy thing to recommend.

Efb.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

dieticians rag on bread because they are staunch anti-materialists. they hate everything i own

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


boofhead posted:

dieticians rag on bread because they are staunch anti-materialists. they hate everything i own

That's what I keep an anti-material rifle for.

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Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Mauser posted:

What is with fad diets hating on bread so much? Bread is delicious and I make it every other day

Neo-Rousseauan romanticism. "Agriculture was a mistake. Come, let us return to a diet of berries and meat."

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