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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bip Roberts posted:

rivers cuomo created an excel spreadsheet to write all new weezer songs

have you learned anymore about it?
I had heard him mention a database he uses but I often wonder how it might work or if he's just making a joke.

One thing I heard him say that make me tolerate him a little more is that the reason they kind of skip around so much these days is he feels unbalanced after working on one project so the next project has to be something that balances out the previous one and that kind of makes sense. I'm not saying it's good stuff but at least there seems to be a reason their output is so strange/bad.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


if I remember later on when I’m back at a computer I’ll photoshop her into that photo of all those basketball players wearing suits too large for them

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

2DCAT posted:

https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/1423393547181461504

"Where he hosed up at is when he touched my tiddies."

i hope nothing bad happens to this guy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Plinkey posted:



Lettuce tomatoes and the worst part, Swiss cheese

god drat john kerry sucks so much

"i'm john kerry and i'm reporting for duty" gently caress off you loving idiot

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

PyPy posted:

master of his craft

it's amazing, he realizes everyone hates him and he just plows forward ragging on hillary and catholics or whatever, then by the end they love him again. king poo poo.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

B-Rock452 posted:

Yeah 90 percent of the time it's just a panic attack because there are so many stupid rear end stories like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFk0xBWu38c

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the milk machine posted:

god drat john kerry sucks so much

"i'm john kerry and i'm reporting for duty" gently caress off you loving idiot

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

this can happen if you don't wake up early enough in the morning to get some gabagool
wait too long and this is what happens.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

please show me my thicc former prez

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Obama wore it better

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

little trumo big world

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!

did...did I write this??

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Uncle Wemus posted:

It's the Hiroshima anniversary so remember the crimes of America

https://knowledgenuts.com/ant-walking-alligators-of-hiroshima/

“The alligator people did not scream. Their mouths could not form the sounds. The noise they made was worse than screaming. They uttered a continuous murmur — like locusts on a midsummer night. One man, staggering on charred stumps of legs, was carrying a dead baby upside down.”
:stonk:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

i hope he gets sucked into and consumed by that robot anus he's trying to crawl out of

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
get in the loving robot, kerry



no, not the pilot seat

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

2DCAT posted:

https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/1423393547181461504

"Where he hosed up at is when he touched my tiddies."

:kiss:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

VideoKid posted:

“The alligator people did not scream. Their mouths could not form the sounds. The noise they made was worse than screaming. They uttered a continuous murmur — like locusts on a midsummer night. One man, staggering on charred stumps of legs, was carrying a dead baby upside down.”
:stonk:

:d2a::d2a::d2a:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I'm John Kerry, and I'm....



reporting for duty!!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
"i'm john kerry, and i'm reporting for doody"

*an industrial dumpster opens above him, unleashing a torrent of semiliquid poo poo, crushing kerry's stupid idiot body into a red and brown paste*

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

CODChimera posted:

i hope nothing bad happens to this guy

He's been making videos for years. Nothing bad so far.

youtube.com/c/TheRealSpark/videos

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I'm John Kerry, and I'm....



reporting for duty!!

I was really upset when this idiot lost to bush lmao

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





watching Unsolved Mysteries

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

who dat

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

oh man it would be such a tragedy if john kerry had an accident like sonny bono, that would just be so terrible and the nation would mourn a truly great man for many many moons

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Impkins Patootie posted:

watching Unsolved Mysteries

:blessed:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tenderjerk posted:

weezer and metallica share a unique trait in that they both started sucking rear end once their original bassist was no longer part of the band

Metallica always sucked because Lars is a lovely drummer

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Impkins Patootie posted:

watching Unsolved Mysteries

good choice

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JoshuaHol/status/1423676041374093312

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1423675412018835457

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

VideoKid posted:

I was really upset when this idiot lost to bush lmao

my history of elections as an adult:

bush v gore - hmmm whoops, big mistakes in Florida. probably just a fluke, we'll just vote harder next time!
bush v kerry - ugh this john kerry guy sucks major rear end but everybody hates bush, so..... wait OH NO WHAT THE gently caress
obama v bush - wow we finally did it, things are gonna start getting really rad now that the president wants to fix things
obama v mccain - ugh holy poo poo wtf lol
trump v clinton - lmao lock her up
trump v biden - lmao turmpo trummy tambol lmao
trump v harris - :getin::d2a::piss:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!
Learning about conor lamb rn and pissing myself off

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

Learning about conor lamb rn and pissing myself off

Yeah he sucks

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




i too make health decisions based on movie universes

unlike my "i don't wear a mask, im not a liberal" coworker that just got back from a week off after having, well, guess

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




rabble rabble posted:

the star wars hotel is 5k per 'voyage' what the FUYCK

THATS SO MUCH MONEY

I AM GOING OT BE SO MAD AS I PAY DISNEY ALL THAT MONEYT FUCKKKK

it owns, my dude. if it's something you think you're interested you're gonna love it


but me i dont want to pay a lot of money for a land-based 'cruise' vacation

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





its the Henry Rollins episode

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

the milk machine posted:

my history of elections as an adult:

bush v gore - hmmm whoops, big mistakes in Florida. probably just a fluke, we'll just vote harder next time!
bush v kerry - ugh this john kerry guy sucks major rear end but everybody hates bush, so..... wait OH NO WHAT THE gently caress
obama v bush - wow we finally did it, things are gonna start getting really rad now that the president wants to fix things
obama v mccain - ugh holy poo poo wtf lol
trump v clinton - lmao lock her up
trump v biden - lmao turmpo trummy tambol lmao
trump v harris - :getin::d2a::piss:

I was 17 for Bush v Kerry so I wasn’t able to vote but my friends and I were convinced that if Bush wasn’t stopped the wars in the Middle East would go on forever.

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