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the milk machine posted:The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:31 |
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hail Turpmp!!
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the milk machine posted:The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity back to the Classics
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:32 |
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euphronius posted:hail Turpmp!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:33 |
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a.lo posted:taco bell is a nice lunch. they offer various different tacos, burritos and bowls. All have custom options to be vegan, or vegetarian, and lighter menu options. Don’t forget, a.lo is getting a Zero-style drink. Because he’s disgusting.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:33 |
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DryGoods posted:a lil' Protip to save even more money at Taco Bell: if you are decent at stealth, you can hide around the dumpster just after close and scoop up bags of day old taco meat and fixin's. the stuff is still good and only has cosmetic blemishes if you catch it in time. here's something that's still around unchanged from the 1990s internet ============================================================================== http://corson.tv/main/Tb_cheap.htm I've devised the cheapest plan to get the most for your money at Taco Bell. Just don't blame me if the Taco Bell Police come after you. Items needed: About $2.00, Ten empty two-liter plastic soda containers with the screw-on caps, A funnel, One empty small Taco Bell drink cup (you can buy a drink for 79 cents on your first visit to get one), Bags to hold all your stuff in, Plus you should arrive by car, with plenty of trunk space. This plan will work better at Taco Bells with self-service drink dispensers. It may work where they have to fill the drinks for you to get free refills, but they may start wondering if you're suffering from some severe illness, for having a need to drink fifty soft drink servings. No one can be that thirsty. What you do is order one 59 cent taco, and a soft-drink (no ice if you have to request it). Go to a back table to eat, with your taco, and drink. If you're really hungry, eat most of the taco, then return it, saying it was bad. Get another one. Say that one is bad too. Continue until just before they catch on. Finally, if you're still hungry, ask for a refund and then buy a replacement bean burrito. After that, go to the self-service condiment area (most Taco Bells these days have one) and put all the napkins, plastic spoons, sugar, taco sauces, straws, and everything else there, in a bag to take home. Then, without being noticed, take one of the plastic soda containers out of your bag, put the funnel in it, and pour your drink into it. Go back to the self-service dispenser (or the counter, if you're doing it that way), and get a refill again (no ice, of course). Keep doing this until the container is full, and then screw on the cap. You should keep doing this until all 10 two-liter bottles are full. But just be sure you don't mix soda flavors/brands up in one container, if you're trying to get a variety of Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, and so on. Take all of what you got, and put it in your car. Go back into the store again, with a couple empty bags. Use the restroom, and put all the toilet paper and towels in one of your bags. If you can get into the other restroom (not your sex) get the stuff out of that one too. You may wonder why do this. Just check the price of toilet paper these days. Also, while you're in the bathrooms, drain the soap machine, swipe the light bulbs, take the toilet seat covers, and stock up on urinal deodorizers. By this time, the store personnel should have re-stocked the condiment area with new napkins, plastic spoons, sugar, taco sauces, straws, etc., because they thought they just ran out. So after you leave the restroom, stop by the condiment area and put all that new stuff in your bags too. After this, leave the store. In the parking lot, steal the potted plants and cut all the landscaped flowers. Now get in your car and you may really have to make a run for the border.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:34 |
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pre-op bebop posted:you are so disrespectful
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:35 |
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Basebf555 posted:Can you imagine what the taco bell dumpster must smell like at the end of the night? Goddamn. turn on your monitor
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:36 |
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emfive posted:A "cuirass" is a steel breast plate. it was also my nickname in college (but spelled differently).
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:37 |
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https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1423700114779123714 hoo boy
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:38 |
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euphronius posted:regardless that woman’s life was not worth 10 million They should charge her family for the bullet
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Schnorkles posted:i can't even imagine eating taco bell this days jfc turns out the marginal cost of some Taco Bell quesadillas when you’re already hosed up is pretty low
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Iron Crowned posted:It'll probably be more like how "Czar" and "Kaiser" are derivative of "Caesar," so we'll have leaders with titles like "Turp," "Tup," and "Trupm"
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:40 |
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lol
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:40 |
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the god emperor is horny
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:40 |
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I like how the Baron floating in his long dress evokes imagery of God Emperor Leto as a human/worm hybrid
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:41 |
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that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:41 |
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taco bell doesnt make anybody poo poo. everyone is a liar
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:45 |
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whaley posted:taco bell doesnt make anybody poo poo. everyone is a liar explain why i just took a poo poo then, u idiot
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:45 |
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the milk machine posted:that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse you're playing with fire
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:46 |
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https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1423684121252057091 Lookit that fuckin face
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:46 |
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pre-op bebop posted:https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1423684121252057091 I will not
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:47 |
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I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service. Christ, I’m some sort of boomer.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:47 |
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Lpzie posted:explain why i just took a poo poo then, u idiot everyone mentions the nipple in your av, but not so many people look past that and admire Alec Eiffel's DSLs
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:48 |
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euphronius posted:hail Turpmp!! God king forever maga
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:48 |
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pre-op bebop posted:https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1423684121252057091 the face of a man who will never be held accountable, and knows it
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:49 |
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Alec Eiffel posted:I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service. i bet you still use a flip phone
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:49 |
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a Vlog is a short form Podcast
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:49 |
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https://twitter.com/BenWinslow/status/1423726634201321473
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https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1423703399745392640
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It's a scandal! It's an outrage!
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:51 |
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if i knew how to do video editing or w/e i'd make a 5 hour long mashup of DUNE (2021) and MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) and call it THE SANDIEST CUT
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:52 |
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loving owned
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:52 |
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https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1423732753325953024
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https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1423733757501116420
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:53 |
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Alec Eiffel posted:I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service. I've used Lyft Never listened to a podcast but wouldn't necessarily rule it out forever
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:53 |
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the only bits of Oklahoma I've ever seen were from the Black Oklahoma bit in the Watchmen tv show
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 20:54 |
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Serious question: Does anyone ITT have any knowledge of what is Actually Happening in Ethiopia right now? I see conflicting reports of war crimes and a lot of finger pointing. The situation is loving horrible there but I only know basics.
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