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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

the milk machine posted:

The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

hail Turpmp!!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

the milk machine posted:

The Trom Jabbar Test of Trumanity

back to the Classics

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

euphronius posted:

hail Turpmp!!

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

taco bell is a nice lunch. they offer various different tacos, burritos and bowls. All have custom options to be vegan, or vegetarian, and lighter menu options.

Don’t forget, a.lo is getting a Zero-style drink. Because he’s disgusting.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

a lil' Protip to save even more money at Taco Bell: if you are decent at stealth, you can hide around the dumpster just after close and scoop up bags of day old taco meat and fixin's. the stuff is still good and only has cosmetic blemishes if you catch it in time.

here's something that's still around unchanged from the 1990s internet


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http://corson.tv/main/Tb_cheap.htm

I've devised the cheapest plan to get the most for your money at Taco Bell. Just don't blame me if the Taco Bell Police come after you.

Items needed:
About $2.00,
Ten empty two-liter plastic soda containers with the screw-on caps,
A funnel,
One empty small Taco Bell drink cup (you can buy a drink for 79 cents on your first visit to get one),
Bags to hold all your stuff in,
Plus you should arrive by car, with plenty of trunk space.

This plan will work better at Taco Bells with self-service drink dispensers. It may work where they have to fill the drinks for you to get free refills, but they may start wondering if you're suffering from some severe illness, for having a need to drink fifty soft drink servings. No one can be that thirsty.

What you do is order one 59 cent taco, and a soft-drink (no ice if you have to request it). Go to a back table to eat, with your taco, and drink. If you're really hungry, eat most of the taco, then return it, saying it was bad. Get another one. Say that one is bad too. Continue until just before they catch on. Finally, if you're still hungry, ask for a refund and then buy a replacement bean burrito.

After that, go to the self-service condiment area (most Taco Bells these days have one) and put all the napkins, plastic spoons, sugar, taco sauces, straws, and everything else there, in a bag to take home.

Then, without being noticed, take one of the plastic soda containers out of your bag, put the funnel in it, and pour your drink into it. Go back to the self-service dispenser (or the counter, if you're doing it that way), and get a refill again (no ice, of course). Keep doing this until the container is full, and then screw on the cap. You should keep doing this until all 10 two-liter bottles are full. But just be sure you don't mix soda flavors/brands up in one container, if you're trying to get a variety of Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, and so on.

Take all of what you got, and put it in your car. Go back into the store again, with a couple empty bags. Use the restroom, and put all the toilet paper and towels in one of your bags. If you can get into the other restroom (not your sex) get the stuff out of that one too. You may wonder why do this. Just check the price of toilet paper these days. Also, while you're in the bathrooms, drain the soap machine, swipe the light bulbs, take the toilet seat covers, and stock up on urinal deodorizers.

By this time, the store personnel should have re-stocked the condiment area with new napkins, plastic spoons, sugar, taco sauces, straws, etc., because they thought they just ran out. So after you leave the restroom, stop by the condiment area and put all that new stuff in your bags too. After this, leave the store. In the parking lot, steal the potted plants and cut all the landscaped flowers. Now get in your car and you may really have to make a run for the border.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

pre-op bebop posted:

you are so disrespectful




it's Norwegian

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Basebf555 posted:

Can you imagine what the taco bell dumpster must smell like at the end of the night? Goddamn.

turn on your monitor :smugdon:

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

emfive posted:

A "cuirass" is a steel breast plate.

it was also my nickname in college (but spelled differently).

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1423700114779123714
hoo boy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

euphronius posted:

regardless that woman’s life was not worth 10 million

They should charge her family for the bullet

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Schnorkles posted:

i can't even imagine eating taco bell this days jfc

my stomach has enough problems with real food

turns out the marginal cost of some Taco Bell quesadillas when you’re already hosed up is pretty low

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

It'll probably be more like how "Czar" and "Kaiser" are derivative of "Caesar," so we'll have leaders with titles like "Turp," "Tup," and "Trupm"

:yeshaha:

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

the god emperor is horny

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I like how the Baron floating in his long dress evokes imagery of God Emperor Leto as a human/worm hybrid

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
taco bell doesnt make anybody poo poo. everyone is a liar

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

whaley posted:

taco bell doesnt make anybody poo poo. everyone is a liar

explain why i just took a poo poo then, u idiot

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

the milk machine posted:

that terrible Klobuchar vore/diaper cartoon but it's a sandworm eating and making GBS threads out john kerry, who is riding an uncooperative horse

you're playing with fire

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1423684121252057091



Lookit that fuckin face

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




I will not

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service.

Christ, I’m some sort of boomer.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Lpzie posted:

explain why i just took a poo poo then, u idiot

everyone mentions the nipple in your av, but not so many people look past that and admire Alec Eiffel's DSLs

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

hail Turpmp!!

God king forever maga

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


the face of a man who will never be held accountable, and knows it

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Alec Eiffel posted:

I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service.

Christ, I’m some sort of boomer.

i bet you still use a flip phone

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
a Vlog is a short form Podcast

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BenWinslow/status/1423726634201321473

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1423703399745392640

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

It's a scandal! It's an outrage!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
if i knew how to do video editing or w/e i'd make a 5 hour long mashup of DUNE (2021) and MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) and call it THE SANDIEST CUT

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


loving owned

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1423732753325953024

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1423733757501116420

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Alec Eiffel posted:

I have never and will never listen to a Podcast. I’ve also never used a ride-share service.

Christ, I’m some sort of boomer.


I've used Lyft



Never listened to a podcast but wouldn't necessarily rule it out forever

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


the only bits of Oklahoma I've ever seen were from the Black Oklahoma bit in the Watchmen tv show

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Serious question: Does anyone ITT have any knowledge of what is Actually Happening in Ethiopia right now? I see conflicting reports of war crimes and a lot of finger pointing. The situation is loving horrible there but I only know basics.

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