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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/JakeLobin/status/1423700769790902274

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

don't let the secret service get into those

we had quite the issue last time

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/nataliecuomo/status/1423481295859032068?s=21

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

yellowcar posted:

https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1423667864456896517

we love our doped out drone pilots don't we folks????

i thought they used modafinil for that. would on base medical facilities be a different line item? like, is this for servicemembers kids with ADD in germany/korea/etc.

edit: wait the generic for that would have "salts" after it right, so i guess not

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

yellowcar posted:

https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1423667864456896517

we love our doped out drone pilots don't we folks????

this isnt for drone pilots its actually for joe biden

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

goons got heated at ppl making fun of pelosi's 1000 dollar ice cream cabinet

a better quirky thing to mock her for is her mass murder of the american people to protect the profits of the healthcare industry

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


I think Biden also looked like poo poo in that suit but I'm a lefty so I don't count

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


yellowcar posted:

https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1423667864456896517

we love our doped out drone pilots don't we folks????

The Droning Guild and its pilots, who the spice has mutated over years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, bomb any part of the planet without moving.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1423710683468685318

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Rectal Death Adept posted:

a better quirky thing to mock her for is her mass murder of the american people to protect the profits of the healthcare industry

nah, you can't hit liberals with that right off the bat. it's too bright and intense a burn. it's like how there are murder attempts where someone just dumps like, a ton of a poison into something to try and kill someone else, and the intended victim ends up throwing up most of the poison because the body rejects it before enough of it can be metabolized because of the concentration: the liberal mind will simply reject the notion.

if there is to be any progress with liberals, it's to paint the ruling class as well-meaning, but naively out-of-touch, and working from there.

or just bully them on twitter, w/e

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Force the vote? What is this, Australia?!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Trabisnikof posted:

i honestly think its the most exemplar contemporary American moment ever captured in media.


its perfect in every way. from the mere basics of trump-as-the-ugly-american-as-king and "we shut down the government again because our country is stagnating into collapse" but the piles of in-the-advert-covered-boxes, the silver platters covered in plastic disposable clamshells of terrible salads, the ornate gold trappings of empire all surrounded by the disposable low grade processed dehumanization that we build our global domination on top of.

nothing has come closer to the soul of america than that.

Don't forget the lmao-worthy pic of the double doors opening to reveal trump standing behind the table proudly with both arms extended with the biggest poo poo eating grin of pride

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/Marmel/status/1423540111669481475

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

lol literally a trump level moron answer

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


When did we start believing the numbers coming out of Florida?

I know they're likely way WORSE than what's reported, but it's funny to see blue check twitter appear to take the numbers at face value when it's convenient

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/status/1423678499173376002

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


I bet the millions of people on the verge of getting evicted would enjoy being able to continue going home as well.
Ah well, nevertheless

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

hobbesmaster posted:

i thought they used modafinil for that. would on base medical facilities be a different line item? like, is this for servicemembers kids with ADD in germany/korea/etc.

edit: wait the generic for that would have "salts" after it right, so i guess not

im guessing that while modafinil has found its place, its side effects, efficacy, and interactions are all over the place compare to amps that have been in use for like a hundred years. I think some of the friendly fire pilots were also on modafinil almost 20 years ago, not sure if they changed policy on it from that incident.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


He’s supposed to be there!

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

yellowcar posted:

https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1423667864456896517

we love our doped out drone pilots don't we folks????

The not funny answer is that the DoD manages and purchases prescription medication because they run all their own insurance and pharmacies through Tri-care. Anything your doctor can prescribe and you can pick up at a normal pharmacy is sold through Tri-Care at no cost. That's why you periodically see "the government spent $10 million of YOUR TAX DOLLARS on Viagra!"

For some ~*strange reason*~ , the DoD is allowed to negotiate prices with pharmaceutical companies in bulk buys, but Medicare and Medicaid are not.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


LMAO axe got fuckin AXED

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1423743944895221774

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


mawarannahr posted:

He’s supposed to be there!

Lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"Mr. President, have you considered not having a birthday party? Like, at all?"

"I uhhhh, I'm not sure I follow."

"Your 60th birthday party, Mr. President. You're going to have a big affair, with guests, and live performances, it's a bit like a private music festival?"

"Gotcha..."

"Maybe you shouldn't have it, at all. You know, we're looking at the second wave of a deadly pandemic, we're having issues getting the entire populace on-board with getting vaccines...you're one of the more popular former Presidents in modern history, maybe you should use this to set an example for people that they should still be exercising caution in the face of this new Delta variant?"

"I'm sorry uhhhh...I really don't follow."

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

i'm imagining some sort of very awkward social situation that lead to larry david being disinvited

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

im imagining a very funny curb your enthusiasm episode that could be made off of that premise but am somehow having trouble envisioning larry david actually making that curb your enthusiasm episode

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I am shocked that Obama has chosen to sacrifice or renege on political alliances for more access to the ultra-rich

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Lib and let die posted:

"Mr. President, have you considered not having a birthday party? Like, at all?"

"I uhhhh, I'm not sure I follow."

"Your 60th birthday party, Mr. President. You're going to have a big affair, with guests, and live performances, it's a bit like a private music festival?"

"Gotcha..."

"Maybe you shouldn't have it, at all. You know, we're looking at the second wave of a deadly pandemic, we're having issues getting the entire populace on-board with getting vaccines...you're one of the more popular former Presidents in modern history, maybe you should use this to set an example for people that they should still be exercising caution in the face of this new Delta variant?"

"I'm sorry uhhhh...I really don't follow."

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Weird that Obama cut the two Jews before anyone else

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

this is an outrage! i was on the list!

but larry people are dying of covid why do you want go to a party where everyone will die of covid

its my right to die how i want! I voted for the guy didnt i!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


wasn't there some sort of big to-do about how much taxpayer money it was costing to keep mar-a-lago and trump tower secure or something

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Some Guy TT posted:

this is an outrage! i was on the list!

but larry people are dying of covid why do you want go to a party where everyone will die of covid

its my right to die how i want! I voted for the guy didnt i!

it's cause of the bernie thing isn't it

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Rubellavator posted:

it's cause of the bernie thing isn't it

nah Larry David is a Pete donor

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

also white house food literally is famously various degrees of trash due to being served as basically a glorified buffet style 9/10ths of the time so while delivery fast food was almost certainly cold as poo poo by the time they ate it it was about as on par with what ever kinda generic wet beef they'd get normally

drat really, I figured it be like, good French restaurant or Japanese fine kobe beef place or something level of quality. Or if it has to be American then like a good steakhouse or upscale burger place or one of those expensive New Orleans style restaurants. Like why wouldn't you just hire some of the country's best professional chefs it's not like a country with a trillion dollar military budget doesn't have the money

No wonder the Kennedys were so insecure about European diplomats looking down on them that they installed the Rose Garden lol

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Lib and let die posted:

"Mr. President, have you considered not having a birthday party? Like, at all?"

"I uhhhh, I'm not sure I follow."

"Your 60th birthday party, Mr. President. You're going to have a big affair, with guests, and live performances, it's a bit like a private music festival?"

"Gotcha..."

"Maybe you shouldn't have it, at all. You know, we're looking at the second wave of a deadly pandemic, we're having issues getting the entire populace on-board with getting vaccines...you're one of the more popular former Presidents in modern history, maybe you should use this to set an example for people that they should still be exercising caution in the face of this new Delta variant?"

"I'm sorry uhhhh...I really don't follow."

We, uh..., we infected some folks

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

loquacius posted:

wasn't there some sort of big to-do about how much taxpayer money it was costing to keep mar-a-lago and trump tower secure or something

There is still a to-do about it. Some group FOIA'd the Secret Service payment sheets and they have been paying $13,700 per month for rooms at Mar-a-Lago as part of the ex-President security detail.

Gotta admit, that is a pretty hilarious power move.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

VitalSigns posted:

drat really, I figured it be like, good French restaurant or Japanese fine kobe beef place or something level of quality. Or if it has to be American then like a good steakhouse or upscale burger place or one of those expensive New Orleans style restaurants. Like why wouldn't you just hire some of the country's best professional chefs it's not like a country with a trillion dollar military budget doesn't have the money

No wonder the Kennedys were so insecure about European diplomats looking down on them that they installed the Rose Garden lol

yea actual sit down state dinner 'waiters bringing you your plates' kinda things tend to be the high class things you'd expect but most of these receptions are just fairly generic chafing dish kinda stuff to make sure everyone has their tastes catered to.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

this is doubly fun:
* the current interpretation is that even the cops aren't considered soldiers for 3rd purposes (Mitchell v City of Henderson), only the national guard and standing army.
* Engblom v Carey says, in accordance with 4th jurisprudence, that the people living there are the one with enumerated constitutional rights. Otherwise you could search the home of anyone renting without a warrant.

can't wait for the twisted logic used to justify ruling in the parasite class' favor, lol.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

"Of course Biden can just keep extending the student debt repayment dates indefinitely, my point was he cant *cancel* them"

Is this a god dang game to these people

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


So it's come to this. Sigh

It's his house! He's supposed... he's...

No. No I can't. I just... I...

He's supposed to be there!

I hate myself.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Biden is going to send every person with student loans a bill for the back interest the day before the midterms. It's gonna be great.

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