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Truman Peyote posted:thank you for the kind words about the comic, folks
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Aug 6, 2021 19:30
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graph posted:the markets are fake actually they're important to the very wealthy so everyone else in the country has to pretend to be interested too.
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Aug 6, 2021 19:33
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Sagebrush posted:actually they're important to the very wealthy so everyone else in the country has to pretend to be interested too. another wonderful legacy of the clinton administration (e: more specifically, djia = definitive economy barometer)
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Aug 6, 2021 19:33
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graph posted:another wonderful legacy of the clinton administration NUMBER go UP
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Aug 6, 2021 19:37
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remembering hearing about the dow jones industrial average on the evening news htat my dad would have blaring on the tv while we were eating dinner every night
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Aug 6, 2021 20:01
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i guess the problem is that pareto himself thought alpha was like 2.5 which would gently caress this one up a fair bit and prolly the ratio is more closer to 1/100 than 1/10 anyhow. so it's deffo more like 100,000 peeps w/ retirements as opposed to 'financial advisor' bloodsuckers, not 1 million, if you whacked edward jones and transferred all aum to a low cost mutual index fund. but hey, 100k peeps isnt nothing my favourite fornite drop location is tilted towers
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Aug 6, 2021 20:05
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Aug 6, 2021 20:06
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bump_fn posted:remembering hearing about the dow jones industrial average on the evening news htat my dad would have blaring on the tv while we were eating dinner every night my dad used to talk about the dow jones to me until i explained to him what it actually was, now he doesn't give a poo poo
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Aug 6, 2021 20:11
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graph posted:the markets are fake thats right
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Aug 6, 2021 20:12
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number go up, number go down. can't explain that
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Aug 6, 2021 20:13
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turning on nbc night news so the pythia can tell me what will happen
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Aug 6, 2021 20:20
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pythia had better drugs imo
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Aug 6, 2021 20:58
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Sagebrush posted:actually they're important to the very wealthy so everyone else in the country has to pretend to be interested too. tying the retirement funds of the american population to the stock market was a brilliant move on the part of the banking industry. number must go up or there will be a lot of destitute retirees looking at the last year or so, everyone knows that something has to give as this isn't real or sustainable, but number just keeps going up to new all time highs multiple times a week The_Franz fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Aug 6, 2021 |
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Aug 6, 2021 21:34
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Jonny 290 posted:i listened to an old dieselboy mix on my walk tonight and it was good. gently caress yeah dieselboy, it's been a minute since i thought of him
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Aug 6, 2021 21:39
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oh man they didn't have the type of weed vape I like so I tried something else, and it tastes a swedish fish gummy with dirt on it. gets you some hosed up though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJ5fOnkkCk
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Aug 6, 2021 21:41
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SmokaDustbowl posted:oh man they didn't have the type of weed vape I like so I tried something else, and it tastes a swedish fish gummy with dirt on it. gets you some hosed up though
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Aug 6, 2021 22:32
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The best gummy I ever got...
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Aug 6, 2021 22:44
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:The best gummy I ever got... tales from the nursing home?
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Aug 6, 2021 23:08
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Mr. Nice! posted:tales from the nursing home?
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Aug 6, 2021 23:08
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long ago I worked as a line cook with a woman who had lost most of her teeth to meth abuse. she got the rest of them pulled in preparation for getting some dentures and the whole time she was toothless she would make gumjob jokes. i hope she's doing well today
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Aug 6, 2021 23:12
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Mr. Nice! posted:tales from the nursing home? 
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Aug 6, 2021 23:53
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Aug 7, 2021 00:30
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cjs: my brain has completely melted. i have been stuck on some seemingly simple problem all day
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Aug 7, 2021 00:55
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PokeJoe posted:cjs: my brain has completely melted. i have been stuck on some seemingly simple problem all day I've had no fewer than three "jesus loving christ am I about to get shitcanned" moments in the past 48 hours and I've just about had it with modern society and the capitalist hell machine please bring on the nuclear warheads so I can either get turned into a carbon flash of a dude jackin' off or live out my days free of the curse of technology
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Aug 7, 2021 00:58
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PokeJoe posted:cjs: my brain has completely melted. i have been stuck on some seemingly simple problem all day I spent the last day and a half working on fixing a strange stable vs unstable cluster routing bug only to find that it’s been the intended behavior the whole time I just assumed it was a bug because it’s dumb as hell On the plus side it means I’m done with this now after I update the docs! Friday wooo 
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PokeJoe posted:cjs: my brain has completely melted. i have been stuck on some seemingly simple problem all day vacation time
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Aug 7, 2021 01:15
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PokeJoe posted:cjs: my brain has completely melted. i have been stuck on some seemingly simple problem all day have you tried rewriting it in perl 4
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Aug 7, 2021 01:20
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fart simpson posted:are you sure you don’t care? I don’t care do you?
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Aug 7, 2021 01:57
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bump_fn posted:remembering hearing about the dow jones industrial average on the evening news htat my dad would have blaring on the tv while we were eating dinner every night local news at six, nbc nightly news with tom brockaw at 6:30. every. weeknight. and god help you if you spoke or otherwise made noise during the weather report.
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Aug 7, 2021 01:58
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SmokaDustbowl posted:lol a really hosed up dude is laying in the grass eating crab apples alcoholism is bad, kids
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Aug 7, 2021 02:12
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didn’t know orr swam all the way to edmonton during the war
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Aug 7, 2021 02:13
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flakeloaf posted:alcoholism is bad, kids the dude was on meth it's a very big problem here
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Aug 7, 2021 02:17
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whenever I go out there are a shitload of people nodded out on drugs or acting hosed up
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Aug 7, 2021 02:19
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the dude was on meth it's a very big problem here ahh i thought maybe he was eating fermented apples on purpose all the crabapple trees around here have a pile of scattered, rotting fruit around them and you see drunk birds on occasion
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Aug 7, 2021 02:20
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everyone is literally too cracked out to rob anyone or get physical
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Aug 7, 2021 02:20
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flakeloaf posted:ahh i thought maybe he was eating fermented apples on purpose yes but a person was doing it, then they passed out
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Aug 7, 2021 02:21
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sounds awful for everyone, stay safe shitposting ghost
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Aug 7, 2021 02:21
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flakeloaf posted:sounds awful for everyone, stay safe shitposting ghost anybody scary is too hosed up to rob me or do anything anymore
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