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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Maxwell Lord posted:

They’ve done it in the not too distant past- I remember Nia Jax was introduced by having her tear through indie folks like Delilah Doom who did the job and went away.

i feel like there's a notable difference between aew bringing in someone like jeff cobb or nick gage and wwe having signed talent squash Local Jobber

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Maxwell Lord posted:

They’ve done it in the not too distant past- I remember Nia Jax was introduced by having her tear through indie folks like Delilah Doom who did the job and went away.

They won't even let people use their established name to job.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The office space thing was super funny.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

CopywrightMMXI posted:

https://twitter.com/hollywd12/status/1423855273396121600?s=21

Bix rt’d this. Very interesting, and potentially very disgusting.

Am I reading too much into it, or are those two very racially insensitive pictures of the Indian bloke and the Brazillian woman?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Yeah, "local jobber" isn't the same thing as what AEW does. Cody's TNT title run included a match against WarHorse which Cornette apparently hated so you know it was good.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I’m surprised they still have Tommy End.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I was just looking at the WWE roster page and trying to guess who would be the next to go (my guess? The Viking Experience/Raiders). But I did find this ...

They literally have a roster slot for "Vacant"

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Vacant is one of their most prestigious title holders right after Abeyance

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


NutritiousSnack posted:

He's (relatively) young and can go; I think Fish is the only guy who is at the end of his career

By the standards of Pro Wrestling Noah, Fish is a young upstart.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

skaboomizzy posted:

Yeah, "local jobber" isn't the same thing as what AEW does. Cody's TNT title run included a match against WarHorse which Cornette apparently hated so you know it was good.

Eh, it really wasn't.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Seams posted:

Vacant is one of their most prestigious title holders right after Abeyance

It's the obvious joke but a comedy monster called Abeyance who has a huge list of former title reigns would be a great gimmick.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

ouch

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I just randomly remembered the time a KHL (Russian hockey league) coach got fired during a game.

Nick Khan still has something to aspire to.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

joey styles managed to get himself fired midshow broadcasting a WWN event

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

STONE COLD 64 posted:

joey styles managed to get himself fired midshow broadcasting a WWN event

What'd he do? Ignore the matches and just read The Fountainhead into the mic?

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Zombie Lemur posted:

I just randomly remembered the time a KHL (Russian hockey league) coach got fired during a game.

Nick Khan still has something to aspire to.

Nick Khan wanders out to ringside like Inoki did to that Gallows match.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
im waiting for Damien Priest to get fired mid-match against Sheamus then they have Humberto Carrillo do the 2nd half of the match so we don't accidentally get a non-rematch.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


I didn't even know WWE released Killer Kelly.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ok, someone is pulling my leg. There was not someone named Mars Wang working for WWE.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past


The date of that tweet...

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

TheKingslayer posted:

Ok, someone is pulling my leg. There was not someone named Mars Wang working for WWE.

They were in a stable with Venus Penis and Saturn Schlong

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Shrimpy posted:

They were in a stable with Venus Penis and Saturn Schlong

Well I know what my next CAW stable is.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TheKingslayer posted:

Ok, someone is pulling my leg. There was not someone named Mars Wang working for WWE.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao sabby piscatelli got released twice

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I hope that some of the international talent with potential visa issues get a look at, from Tony because this must be so stressful for them right now.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

TheKingslayer posted:

Ok, someone is pulling my leg. There was not someone named Mars Wang working for WWE.

yeah he was one of the guys they signed a long time ago trying to expand into china, his gimmick was a b-boy


btw they just announced two new Bray Wyatt, Ric Flair, Bronson Reed figure

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Alaois posted:

lmao sabby piscatelli got released twice

He came to AEW for a cup of coffee and managed to use that as justifying his re-signing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j8uaWbJSbY

Holy poo poo I just remembered WWE signed Ben Carter too.

Run Benjamin

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


well this was a thing to wake up to

also https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1423853395182563334

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


100 shows the coldness of the cuts but also shows just how much WWE was hoarding talent just to hoard talent

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Holy poo poo. :stare:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

100 shows the coldness of the cuts but also shows just how much WWE was hoarding talent just to hoard talent

They were trying to strangle all competition in the crib, like how NXT UK was made entirely to kill the building of a UK scene before it became an actual competitor, but that plan has failed because AEW has stabilised and they can't strangle it anymore and now in pure economic terms they've lost the war as they have all this talent but AEW is thriving with the misfit toys they've picked up.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
We've been saying for years that it's a ludicrously bloated roster and they needed to trim the fat. The only surprising thing here is that they're actually doing it.

They still have like 200 people under contract, which is still way too many for just 3 TV shows.

Benne fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Aug 7, 2021

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
do we think that nxt not moving back to fullsail is a pretty big tell that they're going to be axed prolly after takeover 36 and roll everyone into raw and sd during superstar shakeup after summerslam

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Man.

Pre-USA, NXT was never a big money maker, but it was a good show, it got people over and it created cache with the hardcore fanbase. You can argue that it had lost what made it special before the USA move (infinite DIY, etc.), but they really, truly, genuinely did put two bullets in the back of its head by forcing it to compete with AEW.

They destroyed the last thing in the company that was even kinda good to.....take a couple hundred thousand viewers away from AEW for a year and a half.

Benne posted:

We've been saying for years that it's a ludicrously bloated roster and they needed to trim the fat. The only surprising thing here is that they're actually doing it.

I mean, they could've used some of these people instead of doing the same matches and same angles on their shows every week, too.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

graph posted:

do we think that nxt not moving back to fullsail is a pretty big tell that they're going to be axed prolly after takeover 36 and roll everyone into raw and sd during superstar shakeup after summerslam

WALTER is going to be free.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
wwe just shedding a promotions worth of talent in a year and still over 200 people on their roster not counting whoever is just hanging in the performance center that doesnt have a name or training

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1423878480526196737

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1423878482489233408

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1423878484196212740

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Once again, why am I seeing endless rematches if the roster is this big? Even the money in the bank qualifiers which requires the competitors to have 0 story together cause the mitb is the story was all rematches

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I don't think NXT gets cancelled off of USA but it's for sure as hell going to be a very different shows come fall

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