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Phlegmish posted:It took me a while before I figured out the presumably intended meaning of 'cut out of your life' I’d rather live in a world where Jennifer Aniston took up vigilante slashing to curb antivaxxers tbh
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Reiche posted:I’d rather live in a world where Jennifer Aniston took up vigilante slashing to curb antivaxxers tbh Yes, but their tires or their throats? These are import details that we need to know.
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They caught the unicorn bandits https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/08/06/operation-unicorn-shane-phillips-marie-roman-adrian-quintana/ “The investigation was dubbed ‘Operation Unicorn’ because of the [group’s] affection for unicorns (drawings, figurines, etc.), which were found throughout the investigation and helped tie the crimes together,” the sheriff’s office said. Shane  Marie  and Adrian 
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Even the Riddler would give those nerds a fuckin wedgie.
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In German linguistics class at uni, the go-to sample sentence to include subject and object was 'Der Mann schlägt das Pferd' ('The man is beating the horse'), presumably inspired by the infamous nervous breakdown Friedrich Nietzsche suffered when he saw a man beating a horse on a market square. After the umpteenth usage of the sample sentence, I recall my professor muttering 'Immer wieder das fürchterliche Beispiel!' ('And always that horrible example!') - note that he himself had written the syllabus, so uh yeah. Anyway, interesting to see Germany is continuing its proud intellectual tradition of horse abuse.
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Pope Hilarius II posted:In German linguistics class at uni, the go-to sample sentence to include subject and object was 'Der Mann schlägt das Pferd' ('The man is beating the horse'), presumably inspired by the infamous nervous breakdown Friedrich Nietzsche suffered when he saw a man beating a horse on a market square. After the umpteenth usage of the sample sentence, I recall my professor muttering 'Immer wieder das fürchterliche Beispiel!' ('And always that horrible example!') - note that he himself had written the syllabus, so uh yeah. Talk about beating a dead horse.
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From what i gather, punching a horse is likely to hurt you more than the horse. That said, it's not a good example to set.
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Last thread got deleted because it devolved into posting graphic pictures of dolphin pussy. Anyways I just want to address some concerns some people have had with my theory that a human with brass knuckles can beat up a horse. This theory is based on the idea that people can beat Dark Souls bosses while taking no damage just by running and rolling, things that any moderately fit human is capable of. Add to that the fact that horses are far weaker than Dark Souls bosses and it's hard to imagine how a smart and patient gamer isn't a horse's worst nightmare.
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Horse punching is only good in Blazing Saddles. along with old lady punching.
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Phlegmish posted:Last thread got deleted because it devolved into posting graphic pictures of dolphin pussy. This counts as a weird news headline, imo
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Anti-masturbation dolphin mascot arrested for public masturbation? It seems not. Meanwhile there is no dolphin pussy, just  In fact I keep finding sad dolphin news.
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I just made a terrible discovery, not one forum smilie is depicting bees!
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By popular demand posted:I just made a terrible discovery, not one forum smilie is depicting bees! That can't bee right.
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By popular demand posted:I just made a terrible discovery, not one forum smilie is depicting bees! Can the forum software still beecock posts, or did that go away with the load-bearing slurs?
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Even the Riddler would give those nerds a fuckin wedgie. Yeah but they're all replicants so what are you gonna do? By popular demand posted:I just made a terrible discovery, not one forum smilie is depicting bees!  , but only on a technicality
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I was going to say but goons ARE bees, but then I remembered that's just EVE Online
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AlbieQuirky posted:ACABbees All Cops Are Bee-targs
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Tunicate posted:They caught the unicorn bandits
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Phlegmish posted:I was going to say but goons ARE bees, but then I remembered that's just EVE Online Here's a weird headline, goons actually succeeding at something: https://massivelyop.com/2021/08/03/eve-onlines-record-breaking-world-war-bee-2-has-seemingly-come-to-an-end/ It's turned into a full-blown rout and we're chasing them across the galaxy
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Crossposted from a post in Schad about a Spanish fascist dying from swallowing a bee: Scratch Monkey posted:Bees are comrades!
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Found the footage: https://youtu.be/mUR14_ry1Zo
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Scientists genetically alter daddy longlegs to have short legs
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Ok but it doesn't say how short the short legs were. Because if the short legs now are just regular spider length, that doesn't make them a daddy shortlegs, it just makes them a daddy legs.
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I didn't read it but I assume they're making the legs too short to reach the ground, effectively making daddylonglegs into useless little M&Ms who have to roll themselves around everywhere to get anything done. Why? SCIENCE
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Phy posted:Ok but it doesn't say how short the short legs were. Because if the short legs now are just regular spider length, that doesn't make them a daddy shortlegs, it just makes them a daddy legs. It turned some of their legs into pedipalp foodlegs. That's gotta feel weird. Why do I have all these foodlegs?
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Daddylonglegs but never daddyhotlegs.
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Facebook Aunt posted:It turned some of their legs into pedipalp foodlegs. That's gotta feel weird. Why do I have all these foodlegs? If that's true, they should be thanking us for helping carcinization move just a little bit faster.  
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Saw this live earlier. Yes he is naked and erect. https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1424544075265499137
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But does it rank as a "monster"? we need a certifiable penis researcher ITT.
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'I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong' but in a really bad Scottish accent.
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I just tried it and my accent got away from me, last seen in those fictional eastern European shithole countries that are invented for cheap action flics.
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Sodium Chloride posted:Saw this live earlier. Yes he is naked and erect. Where do we find it cuz we all have to know now
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