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BOOTY-ADE posted:I just literally realized Breaking Bad is the perfect anagram for Baking Bread Illuminati confirmed
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The new bread fad is French Reverse Atkins. I tried it, but it was a pain in the rear end.
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Aug 7, 2021 20:24
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Pfft, you just add salt to the bread to counteract the sugar you dummys.
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Aug 7, 2021 20:37
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Imagined posted:Keep talking out of your rear end lmao even in this "healthy" wholegrain bread it's the fourth ingredient, right behind water, which is going to be like 30-40% of the weight of the bread. That should tell you exactly how much sugar is going into your bread.
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Aug 7, 2021 21:04
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How the gently caress does bread have so many ingredients?
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Aug 7, 2021 21:48
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Hunting and gathering is deceptively simple sounding
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Aug 7, 2021 21:53
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FreudianSlippers posted:How the gently caress does bread have so many ingredients? Looks like it's seeded bread and that's mostly just the list of seeds. And the word "organic" a million times. A more concise list is: flour, seeds, water, sugar, gluten, fibre, yeast, salt, oil, molasses, vinegar, another kind of flour, acid and enzymes. Which is still a lot for bread.
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Aug 7, 2021 21:58
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Lol at water being an ingredient
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Aug 7, 2021 21:59
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Just buy bread from a bakery. Problem solved. If you don't live in the US then why the hell do you even care? Or is this an  Americans thing?
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Aug 7, 2021 22:01
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Data Graham posted:Lol at water being an ingredient Good luck making bread without adding any.
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Aug 7, 2021 22:01
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If American bread is like cake then European cake is like bread  I'll keep my good cake lol It's ok that you like different bread
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Aug 7, 2021 22:04
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Here's your birthday wonder loaf Why are you so sad
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Aug 7, 2021 22:05
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Robobot posted:Just buy bread from a bakery. Problem solved. If you don't live in the US then why the hell do you even care? Or is this an Look, when you're British, there aren't a lot of other countries you can look down on and mock
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Aug 7, 2021 22:10
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Tenebrais posted:Look, when you're British, there aren't a lot of other countries you can look down on and mock The bread flour I buy has Comic Sans on the packet. Please, just let me have this 
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Aug 7, 2021 22:12
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Data Graham posted:Lol at water being an ingredient I can't eat anything with water in it
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Aug 7, 2021 22:18
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Ironic, really.
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Aug 7, 2021 22:23
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Tenebrais posted:Look, when you're British, there aren't a lot of other countries you can look down on and mock Traditonally this has not stopped us.
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Aug 7, 2021 22:24
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bread sixer for me too please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 7, 2021 22:33
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Sound https://i.imgur.com/FjzFaaX.mp4
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Aug 7, 2021 22:33
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bike tory posted:lmao even in this "healthy" wholegrain bread it's the fourth ingredient, right behind water, which is going to be like 30-40% of the weight of the bread. That should tell you exactly how much sugar is going into your bread. i dont think you know how percentages work, ingredients are listed in order of most to least, the 4th ingredient literally cannot be more than 25% of it
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Aug 7, 2021 23:11
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Indecisive posted:i dont think you know how percentages work, ingredients are listed in order of most to least, the 4th ingredient literally cannot be more than 25% of it They're confusing bread and dough (which can be as much as 50% water by weight). Most of the water evaporates while baking.
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Aug 7, 2021 23:52
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Aug 7, 2021 23:53
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What the hell am I looking at? Did they just throw the corpse of the winner on the podium? Or is it a protest thing?
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Aug 8, 2021 00:04
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That's Sajad Ganjzadeh, who was facing Tareg Hamedi in the Olympic karate event. Ganjzadeh got KO'd by a kick to the head, the kick was deemed too forceful, and the guy who got slept won by default. So people have been having fun with it
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Aug 8, 2021 00:10
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Wait? So someone hit someone hard, in a hit the the other person hard contest, and lost because they hit hard. lol. sports
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Aug 8, 2021 00:23
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Meskhenet posted:Wait? It's a hit someone skillfully contest. Sports have rules. Lol. Idiots
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Aug 8, 2021 00:29
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It's more like fencing than MMA. You win by style points, not whooping your opponent's rear end. Same as Olympic boxing. Mike Tyson would have been disqualified for his famous one hitters.
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Aug 8, 2021 00:38
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next you'll tell me that "first blood" in the fencing doesn't actually involve blood? Olympic snowflakes these days, honestly...
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Aug 8, 2021 00:44
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Bro, there aren't even any fences involved, just some dudes with floppy swords
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Aug 8, 2021 01:07
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Meskhenet posted:Wait? It's Olympic martial arts, not MMA. Olympic boxing is much the same: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur_boxing quote:This type of competition prizes point-scoring blows, based on number of clean punches landed, rather than physical power. Edit: for that matter, I can remember reading an account from an Olympic athlete of I think Taekwondo who got the poo poo beat out of them in a fight because they'd trained all their life to pull their punches and kicks.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:08
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Olympic martial arts are a joke and no one takes them seriously
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Aug 8, 2021 01:15
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I thought Olympic level judo was pretty well respected. But that doesn't involve punches, so is more like wrestling in that way.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:24
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The Bloop posted:It's a hit someone skillfully contest. Sports have rules. Sports do not have rules.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:37
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Robobot posted:I thought Olympic level judo was pretty well respected. But that doesn't involve punches, so is more like wrestling in that way. Olympic judo and wrestling have been the base for some of the best MMA fighters ever and also Ronda Rousey.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:38
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Biplane posted:Sports [...] rules.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:40
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The Bloop posted:It's a hit someone skillfully contest. Sports have rules. Thats even more garbage that what i was expecting. They should make like olympic golf, where you dont win by hitting the ball in the hole with the least amount of shots, but by the interpretive dance you do before each hole.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:44
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JOOOOOOOOCKS!
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Aug 8, 2021 01:45
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"If an MMA fighter could beat them in an MMA fight then it is a fake joke sport" is the dumbest loving take but still somehow so widespread.
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Aug 8, 2021 01:52
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If you couldn't actually win a fight in real life with it, it's not a martial art
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I'm pretty sure any of these Olympic karate people could kick my rear end in real life so congrats, that's definitely a real martial art.
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