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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

262 cases

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:01

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# ? May 28, 2024 23:58

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Toast King posted:

Cairns going into a 3 day lockdown from 4pm after a taxi driver has apparently been going around with it for the last 10 days. Not looking forward to the mass exodus of tourists coming up to the Tablelands and probably escaping to Townsville as well now.

Cairns is full of psychos so this will be interesting.

262 NSW cases today.

probably a step back before the next three steps forward

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:05

ili: Jul 26, 2003

It's a fucken pearler of a day in Brissie. Can't wait to get out for some exercise in the spring sunshine.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:10

Toast King: Jun 22, 2007

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Cairns is full of psychos so this will be interesting.

It sure is, I try to have as little to do with Cairns as possible. Already seeing enough posts about how it's just a government plan to scare people into getting more vaccines. At least after that I remembered to never click near facebook comments again.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:14

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Infinitum posted:

262 cases

Hail Satan

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:14

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Gladys didn't announce the additional restrictions and left it Dr McAnulty for some reason :psyduck:

Here they are if you live in Penrith or have friends/family over there.

Raged posted:

Hail Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKe8jze56Vg

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:17

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

ili posted:

It's a fucken pearler of a day in Brissie. Can't wait to get out for some exercise in the spring sunshine.

same in Adelaide. just gorgeous, out doing gardening with a pre-lunch beer

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:17

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Doing Suburb lockdowns within LGAs :psyboom:

Absolutely anything to avoid a hard lockdown.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:18

Fanelien: Nov 23, 2003

ili posted:

It's a fucken pearler of a day in Brissie. Can't wait to get out for some exercise in the spring sunshine.

bit chilly but the sun's out in old Melbourne town. gonna play video games instead of going outside though.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:22

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I'm not mad about todays auslan dude but its clear they sent the big rig down to NSW where he can do the most good.

Fwiw, that Auslan dude did an textbook job, genuinely could be set as assessment to break down how he did everything

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:23

Strong Convections: May 8, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Doing Suburb lockdowns within LGAs

Absolutely anything to avoid a hard lockdown.

Penrith isn't locked down.
A ton of people from Kingswood (locked down) go to Penrith for the shopping there (Westfield etc), and that's within 5km.

:psyboom:

indeed

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:24

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Infinitum posted:

Here they are if you live in Penrith or have friends/family over there.

Strong Convections posted:

Penrith isn't locked down.
A ton of people from Kingswood (locked down) go to Penrith for the shopping there (Westfield etc), and that's within 5km.

indeed

loving lmao.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:27

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Toast King posted:

It sure is, I try to have as little to do with Cairns as possible. Already seeing enough posts about how it's just a government plan to scare people into getting more vaccines. At least after that I remembered to never click near facebook comments again.

A mate got married and moved up there a few years back, last year he told me that his mother in the law was punched in the face for wearing a mask in public.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:31

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Strong Convections posted:

Penrith isn't locked down.

Christ it's so hard to keep up with what is and isn't.

Like even if we're now down to the suburb level instead of LGAs (lol), it's still the same restrictions that are seeing 250+ cases a day.

quote:

indeed

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:41

Toast King: Jun 22, 2007

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

A mate got married and moved up there a few years back, last year he told me that his mother in the law was punched in the face for wearing a mask in public.

I love the tablelands area for all the amazing nature and animals but man there's so many dumb and racist people around. Then Cairns is just an extra-concentrated version with even less to see.

I'm glad to be have a few good friends living here who've moved from other areas, we've all managed to get our pfizer shots and hopefully won't have to interact with any of the anti-vax crazies.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:46

Laserface: Dec 24, 2004

Posting satanic aussie music on the satanic ausgbs page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WfTlUns8Rw

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:17

ili: Jul 26, 2003

alf_pogs posted:

same in Adelaide. just gorgeous, out doing gardening with a pre-lunch beer

Fucken noice.

Fanelien posted:

bit chilly but the sun's out in old Melbourne town. gonna play video games instead of going outside though.

Also kinda noice but getting in the sun is super good I'd very much recommend it.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:31

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Also free nvj ya dog cunts ave satanis.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:32

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

I want to suck satans dick

e: going to pub for dinner tonight in celebration

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:38

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Daughter lives in Penrith so no lockdown for her. She did manage to secure an appointment for vaccination on Tuesday, though.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Aug 8, 2021

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:57

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

ili posted:

Also free nvj ya dog cunts ave satanis.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 03:59

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Jestery posted:

Can hey hey it's Saturday just gently caress right off

Are they bringing that poo poo back again?

I'm old enough to remember when it was a Saturday morning show for kids and pretty innocent fun. Then it went to the evenings and became the worst boomer trash.

There was an article with Kamahl a while ago where he talks about his experiences on the show and how toxic and racist it was. He seems like a genuinely nice person, like Ernie Dingo, who you know spent their entire career dealing with the most evil poo poo being thrown at them but not only managed to survive, but do so while maintaining who they are as a someone infinitely better than the pieces of poo poo who run TV and make trash like Hey Hey.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:01

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

There was also a case at the Cairns Rydges.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:06

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

It's pretty brave of Qld to start lifting restrictions so soon.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:08

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Hello everyone, please live deliciously, thank you.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:29

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Lolie posted:

It's pretty brave of Qld to start lifting restrictions so soon.

I'm getting my bike come Friday now

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:33

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Are they bringing that poo poo back again?

I'm old enough to remember when it was a Saturday morning show for kids and pretty innocent fun. Then it went to the evenings and became the worst boomer trash.

There was an article with Kamahl a while ago where he talks about his experiences on the show and how toxic and racist it was. He seems like a genuinely nice person, like Ernie Dingo, who you know spent their entire career dealing with the most evil poo poo being thrown at them but not only managed to survive, but do so while maintaining who they are as a someone infinitely better than the pieces of poo poo who run TV and make trash like Hey Hey.

Who do you think Daryl Summers had dirt on to make this happen?

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:34

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

https://youtu.be/q0699PfES0g

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:34

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Who do you think Daryl Summers had dirt on to make this happen?

I don't think it's even that.

Just thousands of lead poisoned old people writing in to channel 9 about why isn't that lovely Daryl Summers still on the air. Like, with physical letters and stamps and poo poo.

Hell, I bet there's almost the same number asking for Graham Kennedy and Bert Newton and they're dead.

EDIT: Holy poo poo, Bert's still alive. Hold onto your shoes people, I see a comeback!

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:41

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Are they bringing that poo poo back again?

I'm old enough to remember when it was a Saturday morning show for kids and pretty innocent fun. Then it went to the evenings and became the worst boomer trash.

There was an article with Kamahl a while ago where he talks about his experiences on the show and how toxic and racist it was. He seems like a genuinely nice person, like Ernie Dingo, who you know spent their entire career dealing with the most evil poo poo being thrown at them but not only managed to survive, but do so while maintaining who they are as a someone infinitely better than the pieces of poo poo who run TV and make trash like Hey Hey.

I�ll admit I thought that first special they did was good fun but my god it crashed and burned hard in the second one.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:41

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't think it's even that.

Just thousands of lead poisoned old people writing in to channel 9 about why isn't that lovely Daryl Summers still on the air. Like, with physical letters and stamps and poo poo.

Hell, I bet there's almost the same number asking for Graham Kennedy and Bert Newton and they're dead.

EDIT: Holy poo poo, Bert's still alive. Hold onto your shoes people, I see a comeback!

Mmmmm Belvedere my boy where have you gotten to?

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:46

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't think it's even that.

Just thousands of lead poisoned old people writing in to channel 9 about why isn't that lovely Daryl Summers still on the air. Like, with physical letters and stamps and poo poo.

Hell, I bet there's almost the same number asking for Graham Kennedy and Bert Newton and they're dead.

EDIT: Holy poo poo, Bert's still alive. Hold onto your shoes people, I see a comeback!

Theres a whole website they made where you can stream all the episodes if one was inclined.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:52

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

God, why?

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:08

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

If you wanted to watch someone make an rear end of themselves in front of an audience before YouTube, Red Faces was your best bet.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:14

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

redfaces_blackface.jpg

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:20

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Another part of questionable aussie TV history - how the hell did Agros puppeteer not get done for sexual assault?

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:28

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:53

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Lolie posted:

Daughter lives in Penrith so no lockdown for her. She did manage to secure an appointment for vaccination on Tuesday, though.

There were close contact exposures at vaccination sites there, just lolling until I completely breakdown

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:57

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Humphreys posted:

Another part of questionable aussie TV history - how the hell did Agros puppeteer not get done for sexual assault?

Turns out puppet law is very convoluted

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:58

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# ? May 28, 2024 23:58

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Also mandatory post whenever Hey Hey it's Saturday is mentioned:

https://youtu.be/hG4janHITY8

# ? Aug 8, 2021 06:00

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